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Submitted by: asghar (asgharaliaz@yahoo.com) on November 18, 2008 Rating: 4.62 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor bap: beta jb mai tumko marta hon tu tum apna gusa kse niakalte ho??? beta:bathroom saf kr k. bap:tu usse mera kya bigata he??? beta:bathroom ap k toth brush se saf krta ho.......ha ha ha Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on November 18, 2008 Rating: 4.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA Submitted by: Mr-ChiLL (00923434676157) (mr-chill@mig33.com) on November 18, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardaar: "Kall mainu 9 bndeyaan ne kutteya", Friend: "Tussi kujj nei kitta?", Sardaar: "Main keya sub aik aik kr ke aao", Friend: "Fir?", Sardaar: "Fir kii..?,Saareyaan Ne waari waari kutteya..!&quo Submitted by: liaquat (03346412173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 18, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Shohar: Munay ki khatnay krwanay hai or card english mein kese likhwaon? BV: We heartly invite u on cutting cermony of Fucking instrument of our Son kindly join us Submitted by: shanker lal` (shankar_dak@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor is dur se muth marna shor diya "faraz" kahin martay martay topa e na nikal aye Submitted by: liaquat (03346412173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 3 fastest ways of communications : 1- Telephone 2- Television 3- Tell a woman Need more speed ??? Also advise her. Don’t tell anyone Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Mere dukhi dil ko cher gyi ek golli, jb suna k uski aj uthe gi doli, wo hath py maire unglian rakh k ye boli, Yasu Panju Har Kabotar Doli:- Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Meri rah mein itne Patthar kyn hain? Angor jo chakhta hun woh Khattay kyn hain? Zindagi isi soch mein guzar gai Faraz, Mery saray dost ullo k pathay kyn hain? Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor " Ab To Tanhai Kaa Yeh Aalam Hai PARVEEN..." " Naa Aati Hai Uzma Aur Na Aati Hai Samreen.." ; Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor *Uska Abba tha pehlwan acha khasa* *jiski tarf tha rujhan acha khasa* *Us k bachy mamu kehte kehte nahi thakty* *Jis se shadi ka imkan tha acha khasa* Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Door se dekha to Orange tha, Pass ja ke dekha to Orange tha, Cheel ke dekha to b Orange tha, Khaa k dekha to b Orange tha, Wah bhai wah kya Orange tha Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Us ne meri zindagi kaanton se bhar di hai "FARAZ" wo jo kehti thi k, Maahi aaway ga te phulaan naal dharti sajaawan gi... Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kal mai ney usy khob hansaya faraz. kamini jatey huey mjhy MR.BEAN keh gai¿. Submitted by: M.EHTESHAMUDDIN (raheeluddin @yahoo.com) on November 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Tum Se Judai Mai Haal Kuch Yun Hoa Hai FARAZ.. Raatein Katti Hain Maine Cigratte Phonk Phonk Kar:-D Pages: 1 2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134

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