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Submitted by:
mss () on
January 16, 2010
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1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak
Submitted by:
MSS () on
January 16, 2010
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"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Dheet ho jana par Man'na nahi
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MSS03134 40 46 54 () on
January 16, 2010
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I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
Submitted by:
MSSxxxxxxx654 () on
January 16, 2010
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Doctor kay band clinic kay agay lambi line thi. Aik sardar bar bar line mai ghusta, log usko pakr ker pechay phenk daytay.
Sardar: Lagay raho, mai v clinic nahi kholna
Submitted by:
Muhammad tariq Jamil ((tariq_jamil2000@hotmail.com)xxxxxxx9100) on
January 15, 2010
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Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr ja raha tha,
Janazey k aage 1 kutta or peeche aamiyon ki lambi line thi,
1 aadmi aa kr pochta hai bhai ye sb kese huwa?
Husband:Is kutte ne kaat liya tha or meri wife mr gayi,
Aadmi:ye kutta 1din k liye mujhe
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 14, 2010
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Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh Kar Aasmaan Bhi Ro Parra Faraz!
Jab Larkiyon K Numbers se Bhari Hui Sim Gum ho Gai. :-)
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SWEETHEART-0300 33 11 426 (soldier_haroon@hotmail.com) on
January 14, 2010
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Money will not make you happy,
and happy will not make you money
*No Country For Poor Not For Me*
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 13, 2010
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A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,
he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:
Human beings r soluble in water.!
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 13, 2010
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Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 13, 2010
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"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?
Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
Submitted by:
hanan (bao.hana@yahoo.com) on
January 12, 2010
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oay dani kithay mar gian aoin koi phon nai koi gal baat nahi tano ciuiokain wadan kanjara kinee dair ho gaee aa tu mare nal gal baat kitay oaay.
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 11, 2010
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Socrates Was Once Asked:
What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"
The Philosopher Replied:
"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 11, 2010
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I Love Walking In FOG,
Beacause No One
Can Detect
I M
SMOKING....:P
HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
Submitted by:
sana (fizashah30@hotmail.com(0314-xxxxxxx)) on
January 11, 2010
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In a Bathroom,
A Boy Touches Girl Every Where!
u Know Whose That Boy?
STUPID: Its Life Boy Soap!
Dirty People Always Think Dirty......
Submitted by:
ahsan (ahsan) on
January 11, 2010
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Koi apna aisa hua kare,
Jo shikayatein na gila kare,
Jo mere liye hi saja kare,
Jo mere liye hi bana kare,
Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh,
Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh,
Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam,
Mere saath hi bas chal
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