Free SMS » Mobilink SMS » Ufone SMS » Telenor SMS » Warid SMS » Insta SMS » Paktel SMS Submit SMS Message SMS Messages » Anniversary SMS » Birthday SMS » Christmas SMS » Cool SMS » Dreams SMS » Eid Mubarak SMS » Flirt SMS » Friendship SMS » Funny SMS » Getwell Soon SMS » Good Luck SMS » Good Morning SMS » Good Night SMS » Independence SMS » Islamic SMS » Love SMS » Missing You SMS » Mothers Day SMS » New Year SMS » Urdu SMS Home - SMS Messages - Funny SMS Funny SMS Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10 11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  Submitted by: sonoo (0300~66,87,707 (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on July 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA! Submitted by: sonoo (0300~66,87,707 (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on July 19, 2008 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 larki thi diwani C,mobile le kr phirti thi, nzren joka k,mobile me kuch dekha krti thi,jab b milti thi muj se, Bas yehi pocha karti thi,Ye on kesay hota hai? Submitted by: sonoo (0300~66,87,707 (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on July 19, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar was climbing up the tree monkey: Darakht pe kyon aye ho sardar: apple khanay monkey: Par yeh to aam ka darakht hai sardar: Tu apple sath laya hoon Submitted by: sonoo (0300~66,87,707 (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on July 19, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar:selling Parashoot,"Plane se kudo, button dabao aur zameen per safely land karo Customer:Agar parashoot nahin khula tou? Sardar:OO Paa gi Paisay wapis.. Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (girl_are_life@yahoo.com) on July 18, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan MNA:agar men kamiyab hua tu men tarakki ki intiha kardonga hamare sheher men zacha bacha ki sahoolat nahi men 4 zacha bacha banwaaon ga 2 mardon k liye 2 aurton k liye. . . Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (girl_are_life@yahoo.com) on July 18, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pathan ne Russia jatey waqt wahan k liye air condition and refrigirator kharede kisi ne pucha khan yehan kiyo leke jarahe ho? Pathan:udhar barf bari he aisi cheezen nahi milengi..Haroon Submitted by: imran ali 03338369705 () on July 18, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)03338369705 Submitted by: imran ali 03338369705 () on July 18, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Submitted by: shahzad`3336878242 (m_shahzad5u@yahoo.co.in) on July 17, 2008 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor UR 100%beautiful, UR 100%lovely, UR 100%sweet, UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words! Submitted by: shahzad`3336878242 (m_shahzad5u@yahoo.co.in) on July 17, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call Submitted by: shahzad`3336878242 (m_shahzad5u@yahoo.co.in) on July 17, 2008 Rating: 2.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) Submitted by: shahzad`3336878242 (m_shahzad5u@yahoo.co.in) on July 17, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye aur unke haath peele ho gaye Submitted by: shahzad`3336878242 (m_shahzad5u@yahoo.co.in) on July 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! Submitted by: shahzad`3336878242 (m_shahzad5u@yahoo.co.in) on July 17, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor itnay kamzor hogaye teri judaii se waah wah !!!! arz kia ha itnay kamzor hogaye teri judaii se k machar hi utha le gaya charpaii se Submitted by: shahzad`3336878242 (m_shahzad5u@yahoo.co.in) on July 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10 11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

SMS2PK.com is not affiliated in any way with Mobilink, UFone, Insta, Paktel, Warid or Telenor. Division of Avonix.com - Website by Zahid