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Submitted by: sardar (sardar@yahoo.comq) on April 06, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Najane q meri shairi ka unwan ban jate ho tum,
Sub kuch jante howe bhi anjan ban jate ho tum,

Na koi rishta hay tum se na koi talluk,
phir bhi na jane q mera man ban jate ho tum,

Me jo bhi likhta hon bat zara qarene se,
Mera geet me

Submitted by: Ali (daknair07@yahoo.com) on April 06, 2010
Rating: 4.83 out of 5

wife-janu,kash aap message hote,mein Aap ko save karti,jab chahe parthi,
husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward b karti???

Submitted by: TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx9950) on April 03, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

Submitted by: TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx950) on April 03, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Submitted by: SariM (sam.sagi87@gmail.com) on March 31, 2010
Rating: 4.18 out of 5

pathan ki 2 bevian lar pari.
aik boli k aj sunday he.
2sri boli k aj manday he.
pathan tang aa k bola.



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.main kia pagal hn jo juma perh k aya hon.


Submitted by: SariM (sam.sagi87@gmail.com) on March 31, 2010
Rating: 4 out of 5

kash aap bakri hoti.
hm ap ko fghas khilatay.
pyar se ap k singh hilatay.
or poochtay sms bhejnay main kanjoos kon
main
ya
aap
tu aop pyar se boltay
men.men,men

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 27, 2010
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

Excellent positive statement-

"I'm not totally useless,

I can still be used as an example of uselessness!"

Dats attitude!

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 25, 2010
Rating: 4.21 out of 5

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 25, 2010
Rating: 4.51 out of 5

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->

Submitted by: AWQ (w_123467@yahoo.com) on March 25, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change IDEAS...

WHAT AN IDEA?

Submitted by: khan (khan.3322@yahoo.com) on March 23, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?

Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.

Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?

Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.


Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 4.51 out of 5

Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?

Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.

Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?

Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.


Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi
aayega,

Har koi khali hath jaye ga,

Sab yahin reh jaye ga,

Q k Us din Qayamat nahi Zardari
Pakistan bech k nikal jaye ga

Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein

Tamam dawain bacho ki pohonch se door rakhein

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karein

Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor se ruju karein

Hamari Chahat ka kuch to khayal karein

Dawai achi

Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du


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