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Submitted by:
sardar (sardar@yahoo.comq) on
April 06, 2010
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Najane q meri shairi ka unwan ban jate ho tum,
Sub kuch jante howe bhi anjan ban jate ho tum,
Na koi rishta hay tum se na koi talluk,
phir bhi na jane q mera man ban jate ho tum,
Me jo bhi likhta hon bat zara qarene se,
Mera geet me
Submitted by:
Ali (daknair07@yahoo.com) on
April 06, 2010
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wife-janu,kash aap message hote,mein Aap ko save karti,jab chahe parthi,
husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward b karti???
Submitted by:
TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx9950) on
April 03, 2010
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Submitted by:
TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx950) on
April 03, 2010
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Submitted by:
SariM (sam.sagi87@gmail.com) on
March 31, 2010
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pathan ki 2 bevian lar pari.
aik boli k aj sunday he.
2sri boli k aj manday he.
pathan tang aa k bola.
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.main kia pagal hn jo juma perh k aya hon.
Submitted by:
SariM (sam.sagi87@gmail.com) on
March 31, 2010
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kash aap bakri hoti.
hm ap ko fghas khilatay.
pyar se ap k singh hilatay.
or poochtay sms bhejnay main kanjoos kon
main
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aap
tu aop pyar se boltay
men.men,men
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
March 27, 2010
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Excellent positive statement-
"I'm not totally useless,
I can still be used as an example of uselessness!"
Dats attitude!
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
March 25, 2010
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Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,
Baap: Kaha Ho?
Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu
Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
March 25, 2010
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Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga
Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga
Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost
Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
Submitted by:
AWQ (w_123467@yahoo.com) on
March 25, 2010
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An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change IDEAS...
WHAT AN IDEA?
Submitted by:
khan (khan.3322@yahoo.com) on
March 23, 2010
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Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?
Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.
Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?
Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.
Submitted by:
Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
March 18, 2010
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Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?
Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.
Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?
Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.
Submitted by:
Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
March 18, 2010
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Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi
aayega,
Har koi khali hath jaye ga,
Sab yahin reh jaye ga,
Q k Us din Qayamat nahi Zardari
Pakistan bech k nikal jaye ga
Submitted by:
Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
March 18, 2010
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Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein
Tamam dawain bacho ki pohonch se door rakhein
Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karein
Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor se ruju karein
Hamari Chahat ka kuch to khayal karein
Dawai achi
Submitted by:
Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
March 18, 2010
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Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
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