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"Eid Mubarak" PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola "khair Mubarak Submitted by: MSS () on January 16, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor "Never say I Failed 1000 Times, Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure" (Thomas Edison) Moral: Dheet ho jana par Man'na nahi Submitted by: MSS03134 40 46 54 () on January 16, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor I always pray 4u that. May ur life b bright & sunny & ur partner b fat & funny May ur life b filled wid roses & U have children with pheeni pheeni noses. Submitted by: MSSxxxxxxx654 () on January 16, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Doctor kay band clinic kay agay lambi line thi. Aik sardar bar bar line mai ghusta, log usko pakr ker pechay phenk daytay. Sardar: Lagay raho, mai v clinic nahi kholna Submitted by: Muhammad tariq Jamil ((tariq_jamil2000@hotmail.com)xxxxxxx9100) on January 15, 2010 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Husband apni wife ka janaza le kr ja raha tha, Janazey k aage 1 kutta or peeche aamiyon ki lambi line thi, 1 aadmi aa kr pochta hai bhai ye sb kese huwa? Husband:Is kutte ne kaat liya tha or meri wife mr gayi, Aadmi:ye kutta 1din k liye mujhe Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 14, 2010 Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh Kar Aasmaan Bhi Ro Parra Faraz! Jab Larkiyon K Numbers se Bhari Hui Sim Gum ho Gai. :-) Submitted by: SWEETHEART-0300 33 11 426 (soldier_haroon@hotmail.com) on January 14, 2010 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money *No Country For Poor Not For Me* Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 13, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A man jumped into the sea n never came out. 2nd man also jumped in, he ws drowned too. Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion: Human beings r soluble in water.! Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 13, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu" . . . Warna Uska Baap Kahega.. . . . . . Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 13, 2010 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor "Think" Why u r so sweet? Why u r so intelligent? Why u r so innocent? Why u r so lucky? Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;-> Submitted by: hanan (bao.hana@yahoo.com) on January 12, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor oay dani kithay mar gian aoin koi phon nai koi gal baat nahi tano ciuiokain wadan kanjara kinee dair ho gaee aa tu mare nal gal baat kitay oaay. Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 11, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Socrates Was Once Asked: What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?" The Philosopher Replied: "Take A Closer Look Second Time". Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 11, 2010 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor I Love Walking In FOG, Beacause No One Can Detect I M SMOKING....:P HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz.... Submitted by: sana (fizashah30@hotmail.com(0314-xxxxxxx)) on January 11, 2010 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor In a Bathroom, A Boy Touches Girl Every Where! u Know Whose That Boy? STUPID: Its Life Boy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty...... Submitted by: ahsan (ahsan) on January 11, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Koi apna aisa hua kare, Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare, Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam, Mere saath hi bas chal Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10 11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192

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