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Submitted by: shahzad`3336878242 (m_shahzad5u@yahoo.co.in) on July 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! Submitted by: shahzad`3336878242 (m_shahzad5u@yahoo.co.in) on July 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete… Submitted by: shahzad`3336878242 (m_shahzad5u@yahoo.co.in) on July 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek bhekhary:sab 20 rupee dy do chay peny hai sab:per chay to 10 rupee ke atey hai bhekare:wo shahzad bhee sath hai Submitted by: faisal (faisal_lover20@yahoo.com) on July 16, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor eik pagal rail ki patri pr so raha tha,,,eik aadmi ne aa k kaha,,,kia kar rhay ho? rail aagye tu mar jaogay,,,,pagal ne kaha,,,,mere uopar se jahaz guzr gya kuch nahe huwa tu rail kia cheez hai,,,, Submitted by: Faisal Riaz (0323-6353509) on July 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aap ki kanjosi hmara dil ko baha gai,hamain b apny balance ki qadar aa gai,socha ab apko message na krain.Mgr kambakht dosi yaad aa gai. 0323-6353509 Submitted by: Azhar<<03004236485>> (azharkhaliq@hotmail.com) on July 15, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aik Dost:thumney to kaha tha keh mein cement ki factory banaon a to abhi tak banaya nahee? Dosra dost:Kiya karoun Factory banay ke liyaee Cement hi nahee milraha Submitted by: Azhar<<03004236485>> (azharkhaliq@hotmail.com) on July 15, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kanjos ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena. Submitted by: Azhar<<03004236485>> (azharkhaliq@hotmail.com) on July 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor sardar to docter: "main chota pishab subah 6 bjay karta hon aur bara 7 bajay" docter:"tu iss may problem kia hay"? sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bjay khulti hay" Submitted by: Azhar<<03004236485>> (azharkhaliq@hotmail.com) on July 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Jab sardar k haan teesri bar bachi hui, to us ne elaan kia k mera beta peda hua hai, Ek dost ne dekha to kaha k ye larki hai, Sardar bola"ay munda thallon maa te gya ay Submitted by: Smschartered (00923234091459) on July 14, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Arz kiya Hai:- Ye wo daur hai jiss mein lutt jaaegi ghariboun ki kamaaie, Ye wo daur hai jis me lut jae gi garibon ki kamaaie, 25 26 27 28!! Submitted by: [§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923234091459) on July 14, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 2 Arabi ek doosre ko Arabi mein gaaliyaan de rahe thayy, Qareeb se guzarte huwe Patthaan Ne kaha: 'Qaazi Saahb!, mere liye b dua krna' Submitted by: [§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923234091459) on July 14, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Bichhar ke phr milen ge, yaqiin kitna tha, Tha tou khwaab per haseen kitna tha, Mere zawaal se pehle mujh ko chhorr gya, Kamiina tou tha he, Socho zaleel kitna tha...... Submitted by: Faisal_desertflower (0323-6353509) on July 13, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Only 10% girls play games like tennis,football,caroms, cricket,etc because 90% girls play with boy's life,So be careful. Submitted by: [§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923234091459) on July 12, 2008 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Hight of Insult: Aik larka gadhe ke saamne girr gya,ek larki ne daikha aur kaha: 'APNE BADE BHAAIE KE PAAOUN CHHOO REHAY HO?' Boy: 'JII BHAABI!' Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11 12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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