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Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 02, 2010
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Here Is Some Career Advice
First, Listen To Your Heart
Then
Listen To Your Brains
Then
Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 02, 2010
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Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD
Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !
But The Fact Is That
Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 02, 2010
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Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao
Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo
Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro
Phir
Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 01, 2010
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Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
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Love-Was-Life-0300 33 11 426 (soldier_haroon@yahoo.com) on
December 31, 2009
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Shyness has a strange element of narcissism,
a belief that how we look, how we perform,
is truly important to other people.
*Money is Nothing,But for Everythign*
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 30, 2009
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Let's boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.
We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 30, 2009
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Best error message of the century.....!!!!
An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 28, 2009
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1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
'Tannn'
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 28, 2009
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Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
0300 2711 588
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M.Jahanzaib (zaib.ch17@yahoo.com) on
December 28, 2009
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WhEre wAs lOvE BorN????
Guess
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IN CHINA
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Because it has no guarantee no warante....!!!!
Chaly to Chand tk NAe to Sham TAk......!!!
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 28, 2009
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V e r y
T r u e ...
Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 28, 2009
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Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.
Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
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Hania 0321 81 71 709 ((parasthish@yahoo.com)) on
December 27, 2009
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
QUETTA PRINCESS
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 26, 2009
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Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"
Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 26, 2009
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~ T r u t h ~
Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->
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