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Submitted by:
[§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923234091459) on
July 12, 2008
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Athruu tere digaan,Dard mere ho,
Satt tere wajje,Dard mainu ho,
Rabb kare saaddi dosti inni gehri ho,
K jutiyaan tenu wajjan,galti meri ho
Submitted by:
haseeb ahmad (5522331 or haseeb2911@yahoo.com) on
July 11, 2008
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do u know?
what is mean by kiss?
k = koi
i = interesting
s = sms
s = send kro.
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kiss me jaldi...
Submitted by:
haseeb ahmad (0306-5522331 haseeb2911@yahoo.com) on
July 11, 2008
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soney di itt mahia.
rab tanu mobile ditta koe sms te sit mahia.
kothay te mor mahia,
je sms nae krna te enu itt maar k tor mahia
Submitted by:
Haseeb Ahmad (0306-5522331) on
July 11, 2008
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a sardar was going on a cycle.
he accidently hits a lady,
Lady: way annya breakan nae c maar skda.
Sardar: sohnio! poori cycle jo maar diti a breakan di ki lor a.
Submitted by:
Haseeb Ahmad (0306-5522331) on
July 11, 2008
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a sardar was going on a cycle.
he accidently hits a lady,
Lady: way annya breakan nae c maar skda.
Sardar: sohnio! poori cycle jo maar diti a breakan di ki lor a.
Submitted by:
Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
July 10, 2008
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shadi main 1 sardar bohat der tak kha rahe thay.kisi ne poocha kab tak khao gay?sardar...mein to khud tang hun lekin card main likha he DINER 7 to 10 pm
Submitted by:
Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
July 10, 2008
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Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari hay
Submitted by:
Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
July 10, 2008
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1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:
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Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
July 10, 2008
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A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
Submitted by:
FAISAL RIAZ (0314-6510-246) on
July 10, 2008
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Shetan ne bola kisi naik insaan ka number do,apun usko tang kre ga,maine apka number diya,to shetan bola na baba na apun ko BOSS sy panga nhi laine ka.03146510246
chowk sarwar shaheed
Submitted by:
[§m§] cHaRTEReD (0092 323 409 1459) on
July 09, 2008
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Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya jata hy
Sardaar: ayda matlb mai cycle rkh lawan?
Submitted by:
moeez (03004490464) on
July 09, 2008
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Meray 3 dost thay:
1. KALLU
2. BILLU
3. ULLOO
Kallu: 7th mein parh raha hai..
Billu: 5th mein parh raha hai..
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Ulloo: SMS parh rahhusa di...!
Submitted by:
moeez (03004490464) on
July 09, 2008
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Ants were bathing and
elephant jumped in2 pool all ants get out of water,
1 ant climbd on the back of the elephnt all ants shouted
"DUBO DUBO KE MAR SALAY KO":-
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moeez (03004490464) on
July 09, 2008
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Girls attitude
When boy dont look @ Her
She say: " KUTTA dekh nahi Sakta Kia "
&
When boy looks @ her
She say: " Dekh kaise KUTTON ki tarah dekh raha hai..:-)
Submitted by:
moeez (03004490464) on
July 09, 2008
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9th april Ka Gzra 1Scha Waqya
Jse Soch K Hr Insan Ki Ruh Kamp Jati He
Mgr Zalimon K hath Tuk Na Kanpy
Lahore me 3 Saal Ki Masum Bchi
JsKo Theek Tara Bolna B Nai Ata Tha
Jo Din Usk Khalny Kudny K Th
UsK Bap Or Bhai Ne
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