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Submitted by:
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January 05, 2010
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Parent:How did you write your exam?
Son:they have given the questions which I don't know.
So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!
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SWEETHEART-0300 33 11 426 (soldier_haroon@hotmail.com) on
January 04, 2010
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Drinking tea quenches thirst,
relieves indigestion,
clears the throat,
reduces sleepiness,
brightens eyesight,
promotes thinking,
eliminates anguish and cuts down grease.
One cannot live a day without tea.
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SWEETHEART-0300 33 11 426 (soldier_haroon@hotmail.com) on
January 04, 2010
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An onion can make people cry,
but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
*.No World for Poors.*
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 03, 2010
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Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!
Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,
Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 03, 2010
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Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...
Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga...
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 03, 2010
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Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 03, 2010
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Son: I Don't Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.
Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The
"Principal"
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 02, 2010
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ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 02, 2010
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Any Man Who Can Drive Safely
While Kissing A Girl
Is
Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention
It Deserves . . .
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 02, 2010
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Here Is Some Career Advice
First, Listen To Your Heart
Then
Listen To Your Brains
Then
Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 02, 2010
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Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD
Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !
But The Fact Is That
Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 02, 2010
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Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao
Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo
Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro
Phir
Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
January 01, 2010
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Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
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Love-Was-Life-0300 33 11 426 (soldier_haroon@yahoo.com) on
December 31, 2009
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Shyness has a strange element of narcissism,
a belief that how we look, how we perform,
is truly important to other people.
*Money is Nothing,But for Everythign*
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 30, 2009
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Let's boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.
We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)
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