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Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 02, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Here Is Some Career Advice

First, Listen To Your Heart

Then

Listen To Your Brains

Then

Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 02, 2010
Rating: 3 out of 5

Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD

Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !
But The Fact Is That
Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 02, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao
Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo
Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro
Phir
Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 01, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)


Submitted by: Love-Was-Life-0300 33 11 426 (soldier_haroon@yahoo.com) on December 31, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Shyness has a strange element of narcissism,
a belief that how we look, how we perform,
is truly important to other people.

*Money is Nothing,But for Everythign*

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 30, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Let's boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 30, 2009
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Best error message of the century.....!!!!

An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 28, 2009
Rating: 4.25 out of 5

1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
'Tannn'
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 28, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
0300 2711 588


Submitted by: M.Jahanzaib (zaib.ch17@yahoo.com) on December 28, 2009
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

WhEre wAs lOvE BorN????

Guess
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
IN CHINA
.

Because it has no guarantee no warante....!!!!


Chaly to Chand tk NAe to Sham TAk......!!!

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 28, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 28, 2009
Rating: 2.33 out of 5

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.



Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)

Submitted by: Hania 0321 81 71 709 ((parasthish@yahoo.com)) on December 27, 2009
Rating: 3.75 out of 5

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

QUETTA PRINCESS

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 26, 2009
Rating: 3.6 out of 5

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 26, 2009
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->

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