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Son:they have given the questions which I don't know. So I wrote answers which they don't know..!! Submitted by: SWEETHEART-0300 33 11 426 (soldier_haroon@hotmail.com) on January 04, 2010 Rating: 3.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Drinking tea quenches thirst, relieves indigestion, clears the throat, reduces sleepiness, brightens eyesight, promotes thinking, eliminates anguish and cuts down grease. One cannot live a day without tea. Submitted by: SWEETHEART-0300 33 11 426 (soldier_haroon@hotmail.com) on January 04, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor An onion can make people cry, but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. *.No World for Poors.* Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 03, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar, Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha! Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho, Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi? Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 03, 2010 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti... Student: Madam Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga... Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 03, 2010 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Mera Dost Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He Mera Dost Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 03, 2010 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Son: I Don't Want To Go School Ma! All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid & The Kids Hate Me. Mom:No! U Should Go, Bcoz U R The "Principal" Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 02, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA, Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi, Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don, Bat to Ek he hy {WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 02, 2010 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Any Man Who Can Drive Safely While Kissing A Girl Is Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention It Deserves . . . Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 02, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Here Is Some Career Advice First, Listen To Your Heart Then Listen To Your Brains Then Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 02, 2010 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! ! But The Fact Is That Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 02, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ? Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro Phir Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja PAKOREY Banao . . . ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 01, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object. Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher. Teacher: Than, But What is The Object? Student: To Get Good Marks! :-) Submitted by: Love-Was-Life-0300 33 11 426 (soldier_haroon@yahoo.com) on December 31, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we perform, is truly important to other people. *Money is Nothing,But for Everythign* Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 30, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Let's boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots. We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all, you are the most well known idiot alive. ;) Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12 13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193

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