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Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 26, 2009
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DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,
LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 26, 2009
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"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..
TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..
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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 26, 2009
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V e r y
T r u e ...
Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Submitted by:
Hania 0321 81 71 709 ((parasthish@yahoo.com)) on
December 25, 2009
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Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".
Submitted by:
Hania 0321 81 71 709 ((parasthish@yahoo.com)) on
December 25, 2009
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Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having white dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 24, 2009
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eacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?
Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,
Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 24, 2009
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Being Smart ...
Is Directly Proportional To
The Stupidity
Of The Person
In Front Of The Mobile
Screen Reading This
Tetx ... =P ;)
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 24, 2009
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It's Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her
CHARMLESS
But
Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him
HARMLESS ... =P ;)
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 24, 2009
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A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 24, 2009
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Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching
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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 24, 2009
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Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai
Pani Puri wale k paas.
Submitted by:
Hania 0321 81 71 709 ((parasthish@yahoo.com)) on
December 23, 2009
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pathan gando hai,
pathan kamina hai,
pathan nalaik hai,
par jo bhi hai pathan sms me famous hai...
Submitted by:
Hania 0321 81 71 709 ((parasthish@yahoo.com)) on
December 23, 2009
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Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.
Submitted by:
Hania 0321 81 71 709 ((parasthish@yahoo.com)) on
December 23, 2009
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Submitted by:
Hania 0321 81 71 709 ((parasthish@yahoo.com)) on
December 23, 2009
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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