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Submitted by: moeez (03004490464) on July 09, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

9th april Ka Gzra 1Scha Waqya

Jse Soch K Hr Insan Ki Ruh Kamp Jati He

Mgr Zalimon K hath Tuk Na Kanpy
Lahore me 3 Saal Ki Masum Bchi

JsKo Theek Tara Bolna B Nai Ata Tha

Jo Din Usk Khalny Kudny K Th

UsK Bap Or Bhai Ne

Submitted by: Moeez (03004490464) on July 09, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Husband, wife ki larai ho rahi thi.Unka chhota bacha bi wahan betha tha
Husband=tu sali kutti

Wife=tu sala kutta
Bacha masumiat se bola.
Or Main sala Puppy..!

Submitted by: javed and hasnain (javedabbasi75) on July 09, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

aik patla aadmi line mein film si ticket khreed rha tha us ki phechy aik mota admi khara tha jub bhe mota saans lyta to patly ko dhaka aata 4 5 dafa aisa hoa to patly ko gusa aya aur bola moty dhaky kyn dyta hy to mota bola saans bhe na loon kya?

Submitted by: Hasan<03456882047> (decentboy_hassan@yahoo.com) on July 09, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

1stsardar ro rha tha 2nd kiun ro rha ho 1st yar meri photo ak larki k parun mein ghir gai thi mein ne us se kaha bagi apni sari uthaiya ga photo lani hai bus itna hi kaha.....

Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on July 08, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

How to identify a SARDAR JI in class?



Simple...





Just look who is erasing his notes,
When the teacher is cleaning the board!!! :D

Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on July 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Kaise meri jani howa karty they, Kaise mujh pe qurban howa karte they, Kaise badle ho aik hafte main tum, pichle hafte toh tum INSAN howa karty they!!! :D

Submitted by: Saahill4U! (03229805898) on July 08, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Duniya burii ho sakti hy, Musharraf nai,
Duniya bewafa ho skti hy, Mushrf ai,
Duniya kaminie ho skti hy,Mushrf nai,
Kuttay ki dumm sidhi hoskti h,
Mushrf nai

Submitted by: IRAM (i§§) on July 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Kia hy dastoor-e-duniya khuda ya,
Marte dam tk ksi ne na pucha,
Baad marne k mobile ka mere,
Log number milaaye hue hain

Submitted by: [§m§] cHaRTEReD for U! (00923234091459) on July 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Aik Sardaar Ne Patthaan kii beti ka rishshta maanga,
Pathaan Ne kkhoob maara,
Sardaar uttha,
Kapre jhhaarr ke bola,
"PHR KHAAN SAAHB,MAI INKAAR SAMJHHOON?".

Submitted by: IRAM (i§§) on July 08, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Kon kehta hy maut aaegi tou marr jaaenge?,
.
.
.
Saaday te nikkayy nikkayy baal ne,Izrayil toon v larr jaaenge

Submitted by: FAISAL RIAZ (0301-46-47-182) on July 08, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Phoolon main tum Khayalon main tum,
Dil main tum Baghon ma tum Sapnon ma tum Yaadon ma tum
O Tussi Ghar v Benday O ke phirday E Rehnday O??

Submitted by: RealBiGFuN-2008! (00923464471690) on July 08, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Paagal hojaao,
Uchhlo koodo,
Naacho, hanso, khailo,
Mera kia hai!, log tmhe he paagal kahan ge!!
From:
Real big fun 2008.

Submitted by: anwaar (anwaarcmr@yahoo.com) on July 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

munna bhai:
yar circut apun ko 1 nurs se piar ho gaya hai...us ko leter main kia likhon??
circut:
bindas likhne ka...
SISTER I LOV U,TUMHARA MUNNA BHAI

Submitted by: anwaar (anwaarcmr@yahoo.com) on July 08, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

maths magic;
ur cell nmbr's last digt x2+5x50+ur age+365 and -615
the answer will b the
last 2 nmber is urage & 1stno. is ur cel,s last no.
try & cment. is it so ?
x =

Submitted by: hasan<03456882047> (decentboy_hassan@yahoo.com) on July 08, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

ak sardar ro rha tha dosra sardar q ro rha ho pehla blood test krwana hai ungli katni pary gi dosra b rona laga pehla q ronay lgay ho dosra mein ne peshab test krwana hai.....

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