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Submitted by:
moeez (03004490464) on
July 09, 2008
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9th april Ka Gzra 1Scha Waqya
Jse Soch K Hr Insan Ki Ruh Kamp Jati He
Mgr Zalimon K hath Tuk Na Kanpy
Lahore me 3 Saal Ki Masum Bchi
JsKo Theek Tara Bolna B Nai Ata Tha
Jo Din Usk Khalny Kudny K Th
UsK Bap Or Bhai Ne
Submitted by:
Moeez (03004490464) on
July 09, 2008
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Husband, wife ki larai ho rahi thi.Unka chhota bacha bi wahan betha tha
Husband=tu sali kutti
Wife=tu sala kutta
Bacha masumiat se bola.
Or Main sala Puppy..!
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javed and hasnain (javedabbasi75) on
July 09, 2008
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aik patla aadmi line mein film si ticket khreed rha tha us ki phechy aik mota admi khara tha jub bhe mota saans lyta to patly ko dhaka aata 4 5 dafa aisa hoa to patly ko gusa aya aur bola moty dhaky kyn dyta hy to mota bola saans bhe na loon kya?
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Hasan<03456882047> (decentboy_hassan@yahoo.com) on
July 09, 2008
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1stsardar ro rha tha 2nd kiun ro rha ho 1st yar meri photo ak larki k parun mein ghir gai thi mein ne us se kaha bagi apni sari uthaiya ga photo lani hai bus itna hi kaha.....
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Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
July 08, 2008
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How to identify a SARDAR JI in class?
Simple...
Just look who is erasing his notes,
When the teacher is cleaning the board!!! :D
Submitted by:
Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
July 08, 2008
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Kaise meri jani howa karty they, Kaise mujh pe qurban howa karte they, Kaise badle ho aik hafte main tum, pichle hafte toh tum INSAN howa karty they!!! :D
Submitted by:
Saahill4U! (03229805898) on
July 08, 2008
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Duniya burii ho sakti hy, Musharraf nai,
Duniya bewafa ho skti hy, Mushrf ai,
Duniya kaminie ho skti hy,Mushrf nai,
Kuttay ki dumm sidhi hoskti h,
Mushrf nai
Submitted by:
IRAM (i§§) on
July 08, 2008
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Kia hy dastoor-e-duniya khuda ya,
Marte dam tk ksi ne na pucha,
Baad marne k mobile ka mere,
Log number milaaye hue hain
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[§m§] cHaRTEReD for U! (00923234091459) on
July 08, 2008
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Aik Sardaar Ne Patthaan kii beti ka rishshta maanga,
Pathaan Ne kkhoob maara,
Sardaar uttha,
Kapre jhhaarr ke bola,
"PHR KHAAN SAAHB,MAI INKAAR SAMJHHOON?".
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IRAM (i§§) on
July 08, 2008
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Kon kehta hy maut aaegi tou marr jaaenge?,
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Saaday te nikkayy nikkayy baal ne,Izrayil toon v larr jaaenge
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FAISAL RIAZ (0301-46-47-182) on
July 08, 2008
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Phoolon main tum Khayalon main tum,
Dil main tum Baghon ma tum Sapnon ma tum Yaadon ma tum
O Tussi Ghar v Benday O ke phirday E Rehnday O??
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RealBiGFuN-2008! (00923464471690) on
July 08, 2008
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Paagal hojaao,
Uchhlo koodo,
Naacho, hanso, khailo,
Mera kia hai!, log tmhe he paagal kahan ge!!
From:
Real big fun 2008.
Submitted by:
anwaar (anwaarcmr@yahoo.com) on
July 08, 2008
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munna bhai:
yar circut apun ko 1 nurs se piar ho gaya hai...us ko leter main kia likhon??
circut:
bindas likhne ka...
SISTER I LOV U,TUMHARA MUNNA BHAI
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anwaar (anwaarcmr@yahoo.com) on
July 08, 2008
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maths magic;
ur cell nmbr's last digt x2+5x50+ur age+365 and -615
the answer will b the
last 2 nmber is urage & 1stno. is ur cel,s last no.
try & cment. is it so ?
x =
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hasan<03456882047> (decentboy_hassan@yahoo.com) on
July 08, 2008
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ak sardar ro rha tha dosra sardar q ro rha ho pehla blood test krwana hai ungli katni pary gi dosra b rona laga pehla q ronay lgay ho dosra mein ne peshab test krwana hai.....
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