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Pathan:kaise? Boy:main jahanum mai naswar ka dukan kholon ga Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 24, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Husband crying in front of TV wife:which serial u r watching . . . Husband : No serial our marriage CD Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 24, 2009 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B katori le k khada rhta Hai Pani Puri wale k paas. Submitted by: Hania 0321 81 71 709 ((parasthish@yahoo.com)) on December 23, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pathan gando hai, pathan kamina hai, pathan nalaik hai, par jo bhi hai pathan sms me famous hai... Submitted by: Hania 0321 81 71 709 ((parasthish@yahoo.com)) on December 23, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!! Need more??? U r beautiful. Submitted by: Hania 0321 81 71 709 ((parasthish@yahoo.com)) on December 23, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE…. Submitted by: Hania 0321 81 71 709 ((parasthish@yahoo.com)) on December 23, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.. Submitted by: Atiq (atiqir@yahoo.com) on December 23, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai. Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-) Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 23, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A l w a y s R e m e m b e r !! Be nice to people until you have made your "First Million Bucks" After That, People will be nice to you... =P ;) Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 23, 2009 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor The SMS Of The Year 2009: Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai. Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-) Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 23, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man: Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend? Old Man Replied: Yes, Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-) Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 23, 2009 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy, Pathan Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua! Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 23, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor If YOU Love Someone Just Dont't Tell B'coz Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor... wo kyon sazaa bhugte Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 22, 2009 Rating: 4.4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay. Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay. Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC. Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-) Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14 15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193

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