Free SMS » Mobilink SMS » Ufone SMS » Telenor SMS » Warid SMS » Insta SMS » Paktel SMS Submit SMS Message SMS Messages » Anniversary SMS » Birthday SMS » Christmas SMS » Cool SMS » Dreams SMS » Eid Mubarak SMS » Flirt SMS » Friendship SMS » Funny SMS » Getwell Soon SMS » Good Luck SMS » Good Morning SMS » Good Night SMS » Independence SMS » Islamic SMS » Love SMS » Missing You SMS » Mothers Day SMS » New Year SMS » Urdu SMS Home - SMS Messages - Funny SMS Funny SMS Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14 15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  Submitted by: haseeb (03065522331) on July 08, 2008 Rating: 4.8 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aik pathan aik molvi ko maar raha tha. kisi ne poocha k isay q mar rahy ho. pathan bola; ye kocha kehta hai k Jannat k mazy lo. aur Jannat meri bivi ka naam hai Submitted by: FAISAL RIAZ (03014647182) on July 07, 2008 Rating: 4.59 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Bush:Meri sister da munda hoya ae. Musharaf:Mubarak ho. Bush:pr afsos di gal ae. Musharf:ki. Bush:bap da pata nhi, Mushraf:umsama pe dal dy. Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on July 06, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar standing on platform.Suddenly he jumps on Railway Track!!! A man says? Sardar ji mar jao ge! Sardar: Maregy to tum, suna nahi train Platform pe a rahi hy... :D Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on July 06, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor New Offer! Call rates ab dimagh k size k hisab se honge.Jitna chota dimagh utne kam call rates. Thanks Tumhari calls to free hogain...!!! :D Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on July 06, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor God has given many qualities to you, Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, And many more……this is call as “Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…” Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on July 06, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor KBC main shahrukh ne mujh se pocha world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai? main ne 1 crore thukra diye, magar aapka naam nahe bataya. Submitted by: Muzammil (03004490464) on July 06, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Log kahte hain k pyar itna bhi mat karo k girl friend sar pe sawar hojaye,Hum kahte hai k pyar itna karo k girl friend ki friend bhi tumhry sath farar hojaye... Submitted by: Muzammil (03004490464) on July 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kaju, badam, akhrot, pista... All dry fruits r tasty But they r nothing in comparison 2 u Oye CHUWARAY:-) teri baat hee kuch or hai... Submitted by: Muzammil (03004490464) on July 06, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Subah uth kar 2 kaam kiya karo: 1. Namaz perha karo, is say aap ka din acha guzray ga. 2. Naha liya karo, is say dosroon ka din acha guzray ga... Thanks Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on July 05, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: If u call ur mother as MUM then what will u call ur Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?? SARDAR: S simple, I'll call them MINIMUM AND MAXIMUM...!!! :D Submitted by: Smschartered (00923234091459) on July 05, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor If U have any problem, plz tell me, If u dont have any problem, plz tell me, I will create a problem 4 u, After all! Frndz hote kislye hen? Submitted by: Bigfun Pakistan (00923234091459) on July 05, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Bijli+baadal: Saawan aaya, Baraat+baaja: Dulha aya, Phool+nazaare: Basant aayi, Aap+apki hansi: Bhago bhaago, 'PAAGAL AAYA...!' Submitted by: Sms chartered (00923234091459) on July 05, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Hamari Govt Ne Pehlay Petrol ki qiimatain brhaaiyn, Phr aatay ki, Phr chaawal,milk yahan tk k kraya b bhra dia, Ab govt ke samjh m nahe araha tha k kya brhaye to time bhra dia Submitted by: Sms chartered (00923234091459) on July 05, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Musharaf means M-maximum zalil U-Unlimited chawal S-Senior beshrm H-historicl firown R-registrd shetan A-american tail F-foolish personality Submitted by: Sms chartered (00923234091459) on July 05, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pappu pinky ko pasand krta hy or pinky pappu k bhai ko, jab k pappu ka bhai pinky ki behen ko pasand krta hy, ab jab k pappu pnky ko or pinky pappu k bhai ko pasand krti hy or pappu ka bhai pinky ki behn ko tou apko kia?ye unka personal maamla hy,ap kiun Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14 15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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