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Boy: aisay hi aa jao janoo ye dil hai masjid thoray hai. Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 4.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho… Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 4.83 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 pathan dusre se: “Zara car se bahir dekhna k indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?” Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker: Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi Submitted by: paroo (03006932505) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Koi cheiz bewfai se barh kr kya hogi,ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh kr kia hogi,kisi ko deni ho jawani ma saza,to wo saza PARHAI se barh kr kia hogi. Submitted by: faizan 03432167440 (faizan_271@hotmail.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Grammar Teacher. Pappu ladkiyon se baat nhe krta hai, btao is sentence main pappu kya hai? Student. Sir pappu “Chutiya“ hai. Submitted by: faizan 03432167440 (faizan_271@hotmail.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Har baras bacha hota tha jin k yahan. 2 baras se un k ghar bacha hota nhi. Pocha to bolay jub se CABLE ghar main aya. Koi bacha raat ko sota nhi... Submitted by: faizan 03432167440 (faizan_271@hotmail.com) on July 03, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha... Pathan: ro keon rahay ho? Admy: Blood Test Krana ha Ungly Katany paray ge.... Yeah sun k Pathaan bhe ronay laga... Admy: Tum keon ronay lagay??? Pathan: Main na Peshaab Test kra Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on July 02, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor NAWAZ SHARIF found a JIN Jin: Hu hu ha ha ha,kiya hukam hy mere aaqa? NAWAZ: foran JUDGE bahaal karwa do. Jin: Aaqa hukam do,chawliyan na maroo!!! :D Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on July 02, 2008 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dont give importance to money Becoz it can give u Bed but not sleep. Buks but not brain. Clothes but not beauty. Luxury but not happiness. So transfer it to my ACCOUNT!!!! :D Submitted by: Smeir (O3462771041) on July 01, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1bhakari sahab 2o rupe dy2. Man.Kiya kro ge.? Bhekari sahab chaye pionga man lekin chaye tu 10rupe ki ha? Bhekari sahab sat m girl frnd b ha. Man fakeer ho k b gf bnae v ha? Bhekari nai sahab gf ne bhekari bna diya ha. Submitted by: Smeir (03462771041) on July 01, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl told 2man in parti. Sir ap mere face pe sy 1chez hat sukte hen man khush ho k y not. Girl tu manhos admi apni nazre hatao. Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on July 01, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Y r people JEALOUS of u? U r intelligent? O No.. U r beautiful? Na Na.. Ur eyes r beautiful? O Nahi Nahi.. Main bataon? Kiun? Becoz I AM YOUR FRIEND...!!! ;) Submitted by: mashoo-sem (rimred1@yahoo.com) on July 01, 2008 Rating: 3.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor bejan phool ko koi khushbo daina app se sikhe, rothe huay ko hasana koi ap se sikhe, dost banana to har koi janta hai, dost ko choona lagana koi ap se sikhe... Submitted by: pari (love_pari21@yahoo.com) on July 01, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor woh bhi kya din hua karte thain woh bhi kya din hua karte thain jab hum haseeno se kiss liya karte thain yeh un dino ki baat hai jab hum huggies pehna karte thain Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15 16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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