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Funny SMS
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Submitted by: Mariam () on July 01, 2008
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

jane lahore nahi wakhya ho jamaya nahi
jine multan nai wakhaya woo sarya hi nahi
jene karachi nai wakhaya wo marya hi nai
jene tano nai dakhya hoo daraya hi nai

Submitted by: Faisal Riaz (03014647182 desertflower42@acasa.ro) on June 30, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Kaisa lagta hai Barasti barish main,
Hawa k jhonkon k sung,
Khamoshi se chalte howe koi apka hath pakar kr Holay se keh day
Aagay gutter hai zara khayal sy.

Submitted by: Rahat (civic_sase2000@yahoo.com) on June 30, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

tawa hovay choprya te roti saray kiun!
doctor hovay MBBS te banda meray kiun!
kuri hovay soni te munda daray kiun!
orat hovay shareef te banda ander varay kiun!!!!!!!!!


Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 30, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Yaro ko azma k dekh lia
Party main bula k dekh lia.
Mout bhi humse dur bhagti hy
Car k neche aa k dekh lia.
Marta nahi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ
Safeguard se naha k dekh lia.
Koi sunta nahi FARYAD-E-GHARIB
Radio pe gana ga k dekh lia.
Ham

Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Dil k arman aansuoon me beh gaye


Hum gali main they,gali main reh gaye


Bewaqt ki light chali gayi,


Jo bat unse kehni thi.....




Wo unki Mummy se keh gaye...!!!

Submitted by: Muzammil (03004490464) on June 30, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Cutest proposal of a kid!

Boy:"oey tu melay shath shadi kalay gi?

Girl:nae

Boy: pleesh!

Girl:nae

Boy:Maan ja na pleesh! Achi wali behan nae hai?

Submitted by: Muzammil (03004490464) on June 30, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Boy with a girl in BMW car
boy:main ny tum sy 1 baat chupai k im already married..
Girl: OH God tum ny tu dara hi diya,main samjhi k yeah car tumhari nhi.

Submitted by: Muzammil (03004490464) on June 30, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

A gorgious girl walks up 2 professor's cabin and says: i will do anything to pass d exam...
prof: anything?....
girl: yes
prof: then go and study.

Submitted by: Smeir (O3462771041) on June 30, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Kiya andaz ha kiya julwa ha. Kiya smil ha kiya styl ha. Sms tu krna ata nai or fakhr sy kehte ho mere pas b mobail ha fatima aunti jhot na bola kro

Submitted by: Smeir (03462771o41) on June 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Achy dost ki pehchan 1dost wo hota ha jo apko exams sy phle fn kr k kahy beta perhlo 1acha dost wo hota ha jo examination hall k baher khara ho k pochy kiya nai ara or behtreen dost wo ha jo examinatin hall m apsy pochy kuch aara ha ya cartos phekoun

Submitted by: bilal (master_minde0@yahoo.com) on June 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

chandani chok ka fawara na hoota,,,,,almanzar ka nazara na hoota ,,,,,make up nay agar larkion ko bigara na hoota ,,,,tu hyderabad ka koi larka awara na hoota,

Submitted by: Faisal Riaz (03014647182 student2boy@acasa.ro) on June 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Kaisa lagta hai Barasti Barish Main Hawa k Jhonkon K sung
Khamoshi se Chaltay hoay,
Koi apka hath thaam K Holay
se keh day
.
Aagay gattar hai Zara Khayal se

Submitted by: 03004490464 (mz) (evergreen_khan_35@hotmail.com) on June 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

GEO BREAKING NEWS!

Multan main aaj baraf Giri!

or ab khabren tafseel k sath..

1 admi cycle py baraf ley k jaa rha tha carrier totnay sy baraf gir gai.

Submitted by: 03004490464 (mz) (evergreen_khan_35@hotmail.com) on June 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce.

judge asked: how will u divide 3 children?

sardar think & replied:ok we will apply next year

Submitted by: 03004490464 (mz) (evergreen_khan_35@hotmail.com) on June 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

boy: chaltay chaltay younhi ruk jaata ho main,

bethay bethay younhi kho jata ho main.

kya yeh hi pyaar hai?

Girl:nahi yeah kamzori hai.

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