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Submitted by:
03004490464 (mz) (evergreen_khan_35@hotmail.com) on
June 29, 2008
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1 bar 1 larki akeli jaa rahi thi.
1 larka samny sy aaya
dono bilkul pas aa gay
larka side py ho gya
larki chali gai
moral:sab tumhari tarha kaminay nahi hotay.
Submitted by:
03004490464 (mz) (evergreen_khan_35@hotmail.com) on
June 29, 2008
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women to shopkeper: joshanda hai?
shopekeper: mainu te bara aanda ai tenu aanda ai?
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03004490464 (mz) (evergreen_khan_35@hotmail.com) on
June 29, 2008
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larki ny coin daal kar apna wazan kia 58kg.sanadal utari 56kg.jacket utari 53kg.phir dupata-52kg.aur coin khtam.ek bhekari bola "tu chalu rakh main coin dalo ga"
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usman03325171036 () on
June 29, 2008
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yeh aansoo chalo aaj ji bhar ke behne do mein tha kabki tanha ae dost mujhe tanha hi rehne do unse wafa karke yeh inaam paaya humne wo agar kahe mujhe bewafa toh usse kehne do..................
Submitted by:
Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
June 28, 2008
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Special Offer!!
Bring a booti on exam day.
Scract & show it to your nearest teacher
&
Win a free trip ti principle's office
&
Enjoy 3 years vacations at home!!!
Submitted by:
Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
June 28, 2008
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Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
Submitted by:
Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
June 28, 2008
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1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
Submitted by:
Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
June 28, 2008
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A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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M. Shahid..... (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on
June 28, 2008
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her gali her diwar per apka naam likha hai her khirki her derwazay per apka naam lika hai Ooper talash-e-ghumshuda aur nichay zehni tawazan kharab likha hai..
Submitted by:
Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
June 27, 2008
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Is matlab ki dunya main kon kisi ka hota hy
SMS bhi wohi karta hy jiska free hota hy
Par yeh bat bhi sahi hy yaro key
Kanjoson k liye toh FREE bhi mehnga hi hota hy!!
Submitted by:
Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
June 27, 2008
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Dosti k chaman main 1 phul se khila hy,
Hame ap ki surat main 1 dost mila hy,
Hum KHUDA ka lakh shukar ada karty hain,
K hamy GUNAHOON ka sila dunia main hi mila hy!!! :D
Submitted by:
Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
June 27, 2008
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Pakistan in 2010 two friends
1st: Yar suna hy pehle zamane main light bhi aya karti thi!
2nd: Chal yeh bijli wijli kuch nahi hoti sub tumhara wehem hy!
Submitted by:
Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmai.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
June 27, 2008
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Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”
Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”
Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)
Submitted by:
Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmai.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
June 27, 2008
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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Submitted by:
Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmai.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
June 27, 2008
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Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:
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