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Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 10, 2009
Rating: 3 out of 5

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P

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Submitted by: junaid khan (junaidamjad18@yahoo.com) on December 09, 2009
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do

SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Dun..?

Sardar: Salay… Hawai Jahaz Me Jane Ki kia Zarurat Hai, Yahi pe Dikha Do.


Submitted by: junaid khan (junaidamjadkhan@hotmail.com) on December 09, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

Meri Aankhein uss ko aaj bhi dhundti hain ” Faraz ”
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Jis kanjar ne masjid se meri jooti uthayi thi

Submitted by: junaid khan (junaidamjad18@yahoo.com) on December 09, 2009
Rating: 3 out of 5

Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.

Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho


Submitted by: Shahid Ali () on December 06, 2009
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Aik shakhs hospital me ro raha tha...

sardar: ro q rahe ho?
Admi: blood test karana hai ungly katni pare gi.

ye sun k sardar b ro para.
Admi ne pocha; tum q ro rahe ho?

Sardar: May ne peshab test karane hai.........

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 05, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 05, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 05, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband's Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can't See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 05, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Facts Abt Me:

Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity

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Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 05, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It's Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->

Submitted by: MuHaMMaD DiLaWeR (dil_k_meer2010@yahoo.com) on December 05, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

Humein tu kuthOon ne katha sherOon main kahan dam tha....

JaHaN se kata Buhut Be Sharam Ho k Kata>>>


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Submitted by: MuHaMMaD DiLaWeR (dil_k_meer2010@yahoo.com) on December 05, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

tum ko dekha tu ye khiyal aaya.
tum ko dekha tu ye khiyal aaya.

bekar mai apna petrol zaya karaya.

Submitted by: MuHaMMaD DiLaWeR (dil_k_meer2010@yahoo.com) on December 05, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Ye Jo Muhabbat hai ye us ka hai kaam.
PaPa k paisay udaay aai na koi kaam.
aesay he tu hain aaj kal k hum nojawan.


Submitted by: MuHaMMaD DiLaWeR (dil_k_meer2010@yahoo.com) on December 05, 2009
Rating: 2 out of 5

yar ko hum ne jabaja dekha
yar ko hum ne jabaja dekha
yar ko hum ne jabaja dekha

Buhut bura hoa Khwah ma khwah deka

Submitted by: Attock(xxxxxxx5205) (khan.attock@gmail.com) on December 05, 2009
Rating: 3 out of 5

Man runs home and shouts:
"Pack your Bag Honey!
I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary."

Wife: "Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?"

Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost...

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