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Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 11, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA, kya karu? Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le, zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 11, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy to Girl: "Tum to 14v ka Chand ho." Girl: "Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?" Boy: "Arey nahi !! Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-) Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 11, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor To Be Great Is To Be Misunderstood ... And I m Always Misunderstood Therefore I m Great ... =P ;) ~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~ Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 11, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A woman met a man Walking along the streets Wearing only one shoe. "Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked He answered: "Nope, Just Found One" ;) Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 11, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha? . . . Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 11, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: "Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is Gates But U Are Selling WINDOWS Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 11, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age Well I Said The Way U Dress Up U Look 19 Ur Sweetness Look 15 Ur Smile 16 Ur Face 17 So All In All 67 Years ... ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 11, 2009 Rating: 2.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower & Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This He Said : We Are Developing So Fast We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 11, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Man To Pathan: Why r U Throwing Bricks Into The Water ??? Pathan: Em Trying To Solve A Mystery The Bricks r "RECTANGULAR" And The Waves r "CIRCULAR" ... ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 10, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Batao France K Log Chai Main Chammach Dal Kar Anti-Clockwise Q Ghumate Hyn?? Dere's A Logic No Answer?? I Tell U Cheeni Milane Krne K Liye.. ;-& Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 10, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Man To Pathan: Why r U Throwing Bricks Into The Water ??? Pathan: Em Trying To Solve A Mystery The Bricks r "RECTANGULAR" And The Waves r "CIRCULAR" ... ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 10, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom? Pappu: But I Asked 1st. Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 10, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai. . . . Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To. . . . Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P ~ 0300 2711 588 ~ Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18 19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194

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