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Submitted by:
MuHaMMaD DiLaWeR (dil_k_meer2010@yahoo.com) on
December 05, 2009
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yar ko hum ne jabaja dekha
yar ko hum ne jabaja dekha
yar ko hum ne jabaja dekha
Buhut bura hoa Khwah ma khwah deka
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Attock(xxxxxxx5205) (khan.attock@gmail.com) on
December 05, 2009
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Man runs home and shouts:
"Pack your Bag Honey!
I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary."
Wife: "Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?"
Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost...
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 05, 2009
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GOLDEN WORDS
Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,
us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...
-William Mufta
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Sameer (0300 2711 588) on
December 04, 2009
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Really SmArt One
I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....
But
I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
Submitted by:
Sameer (0300 2711 588) on
December 04, 2009
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Teacher:
"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
Submitted by:
Sameer (0300 2711 588) on
December 04, 2009
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Man and Woman -The 'eternal' truth?
The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I'd love you no matter who left you the money.
Moral: The et
Submitted by:
Sameer (0300 2711 588) on
December 04, 2009
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Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,
Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,
Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,
Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)
Submitted by:
Sameer (0300 2711 588) on
December 04, 2009
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Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar
Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai
Tera Humsafar
(./)
/.".) "^---- ,,
,,/"( , _ ,_ ; )
// // '
Submitted by:
twinkle (twinklestar 1975@live.com) on
December 03, 2009
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banane wale ne ek dost mere liye banaya...
jise aap ke roop main maine paya...
jo mere dil main aise samaya..
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jaise purani haveli main BHOOT ka saya.
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AhMaD (khybermdn@yahoo.com) on
December 03, 2009
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1 pathan naya doctor bana doctor baney k bad us ne pehlay operation kia operation theatr se nikal kr kehta hai
YA Allah pehlay tofa bheja hai Qabol karna
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Ali (abshaar786@hotmail.com) on
December 01, 2009
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ek pathan hospital k bahir ro raha tha kisi ney pocha k q ro rahay ho
pathan:- 20 saal baad beta paida howa wo b chota sa..
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
November 22, 2009
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1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya'n Thi'n,
Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua
Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?
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Zarurat Khan =P ;)
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
November 22, 2009
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"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can't blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
November 22, 2009
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5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..
Moral:
There's a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
November 22, 2009
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
0300 2711 588
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