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Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!! Submitted by: imran ali () on June 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai. 03338369705 Submitted by: imran ali () on June 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya ha Submitted by: imran ali () on June 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega. Submitted by: imran ali () on June 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study 03338369705 Submitted by: imran ali () on June 27, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”. 03338369705 Submitted by: Smeir (03462771041) on June 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kash dil ki ye tanna pori ho jaye ap miss call2 or risv hojaye dunya ko bhula k kre hum ghnto bate hoshh tab aye jub apka credit khatm ho jaye Submitted by: Smeir (03462771041) on June 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ajeb c kashesh ha ap m k hum ap k khuabu m khoea rehte hen ap khuab m aanenge ye soch k hum din m b soye rehte hen Submitted by: Smeir (O3462771041,,,hmrhamza) on June 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Shadi krni thi per qismt khuli nai taj mehal bnana tha per mumtaz mili nai ab shadi hui qismt khuli per taj mehal bnana chahta ho per mumtaz marti he nai Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Zindagi main kuch sapne saja lena, Dil main kuch arman jaga lena, Hum ap ki raho sey har dard chura lein gay, Jab chaho hum se DISPRIN mangwa liya!!! :p Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Movies of College life: Exam= Evil dead Classes= Kabhi kabhi Viva= Encounter Examiner= Don Course= Godzilla Marking= Andha Qanun Exam time= Qiyamat se qiyamat tak Question paper= Aik paheli Anwer sheet= Kora kagaz Result= Submitted by: [§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923234091459) on June 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 5 sardaron ne taxi kharidi lekin 5 saal tak koi sawaari nahe mli, Guess why? Coz 2 srdaar aagay or 3 piche baith te thy, swaari kahan baith ti? Submitted by: Adhori muhabat (O3462771o41..,hmrhamza@yahoo.Com) on June 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Bap.Beta tuo tu sheir ki aolad ha. Beta.Thanks apne mujhy mere papa k bta diya kai din sy mastr saheb pochre thy k tu kis janwar ki aolad ha Submitted by: Atif Mazhar 0334-6117864 (decentboy20_51214@yahoo) on June 26, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Bacha maan se...! Ami mein kal se School nahn jaon ga, Maan: kion, phir kia kare ga? Bacha:Nokri kron ga, Maan:4th class parh k kia Nokri kre ga? bacha:3rd class ki LRKION ko tution parhaon ga Submitted by: Adhori muhabat (O3462771o41.,,hmrhamza) on June 25, 2008 Rating: 3.29 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Salesman.Sir cockroch k liye powder lenge. Sirdar.O nai oye.Hum cockroch ko itna free nai krte.Aj powder denge tu kul purfume mange ga. 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