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Submitted by: imran ali () on June 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5



Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!



Submitted by: imran ali () on June 27, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5



MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
03338369705

Submitted by: imran ali () on June 27, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5



CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya ha

Submitted by: imran ali () on June 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5



CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
Submitted by: imran ali () on June 27, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
03338369705

Submitted by: imran ali () on June 27, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5



Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
03338369705


Submitted by: Smeir (03462771041) on June 27, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Kash dil ki ye tanna pori ho jaye ap miss call2 or risv hojaye dunya ko bhula k kre hum ghnto bate hoshh tab aye jub apka credit khatm ho jaye

Submitted by: Smeir (03462771041) on June 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Ajeb c kashesh ha ap m k hum ap k khuabu m khoea rehte hen ap khuab m aanenge ye soch k hum din m b soye rehte hen

Submitted by: Smeir (O3462771041,,,hmrhamza) on June 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Shadi krni thi per qismt khuli nai taj mehal bnana tha per mumtaz mili nai ab shadi hui qismt khuli per taj mehal bnana chahta ho per mumtaz marti he nai

Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Zindagi main kuch sapne saja lena,


Dil main kuch arman jaga lena,



Hum ap ki raho sey har dard chura lein gay,





Jab chaho hum se DISPRIN mangwa liya!!! :p

Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 27, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Movies of College life:

Exam= Evil dead
Classes= Kabhi kabhi
Viva= Encounter
Examiner= Don
Course= Godzilla
Marking= Andha Qanun
Exam time= Qiyamat se qiyamat tak
Question paper= Aik paheli
Anwer sheet= Kora kagaz
Result=

Submitted by: [§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923234091459) on June 26, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

5 sardaron ne taxi kharidi lekin 5 saal tak koi sawaari nahe mli,
Guess why?
Coz 2 srdaar aagay or 3 piche baith te thy, swaari kahan baith ti?

Submitted by: Adhori muhabat (O3462771o41..,hmrhamza@yahoo.Com) on June 26, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Bap.Beta tuo tu sheir ki aolad ha. Beta.Thanks apne mujhy mere papa k bta diya kai din sy mastr saheb pochre thy k tu kis janwar ki aolad ha

Submitted by: Atif Mazhar 0334-6117864 (decentboy20_51214@yahoo) on June 26, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5


1 Bacha maan se...!

Ami mein kal se School nahn jaon ga,

Maan: kion, phir kia kare ga?

Bacha:Nokri kron ga,

Maan:4th class parh k kia Nokri kre ga?

bacha:3rd class ki LRKION ko tution parhaon ga


Submitted by: Adhori muhabat (O3462771o41.,,hmrhamza) on June 25, 2008
Rating: 3.29 out of 5

Salesman.Sir cockroch k liye powder lenge. Sirdar.O nai oye.Hum cockroch ko itna free nai krte.Aj powder denge tu kul purfume mange ga.

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