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I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary." Wife: "Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?" Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost... Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 05, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor GOLDEN WORDS Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto ko treat deta ha, us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai... -William Mufta Submitted by: Sameer (0300 2711 588) on December 04, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Really SmArt One I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me..... But I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;) Submitted by: Sameer (0300 2711 588) on December 04, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: "Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"? Pathan: "Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"! Submitted by: Sameer (0300 2711 588) on December 04, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Man and Woman -The 'eternal' truth? The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I'd love you no matter who left you the money. Moral: The et Submitted by: Sameer (0300 2711 588) on December 04, 2009 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish, Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish, Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah, Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-) Submitted by: Sameer (0300 2711 588) on December 04, 2009 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai Tera Humsafar (./) /.".) "^---- ,, ,,/"( , _ ,_ ; ) // // ' Submitted by: twinkle (twinklestar 1975@live.com) on December 03, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor banane wale ne ek dost mere liye banaya... jise aap ke roop main maine paya... jo mere dil main aise samaya.. . . . . . . . . . . jaise purani haveli main BHOOT ka saya. Submitted by: AhMaD (khybermdn@yahoo.com) on December 03, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 pathan naya doctor bana doctor baney k bad us ne pehlay operation kia operation theatr se nikal kr kehta hai YA Allah pehlay tofa bheja hai Qabol karna Submitted by: Ali (abshaar786@hotmail.com) on December 01, 2009 Rating: 3.71 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek pathan hospital k bahir ro raha tha kisi ney pocha k q ro rahay ho pathan:- 20 saal baad beta paida howa wo b chota sa.. Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on November 22, 2009 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Pathan Ki 10 Betiya'n Thi'n, Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga? . . . . . Zarurat Khan =P ;) Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on November 22, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor "Every woman needs a husband because everyday every minute..... Something goes wrong which she can't blame on God or Government." =P =D Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on November 22, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 5 frogs r sitting on a log. 4 decide 2 jump off. How many r left? ? ? ? ? ? Still 5 left.. Moral: There's a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (: Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on November 22, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.. 0300 2711 588 Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18 19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192

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