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Phir light kiun jati hai bar bar??? Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on June 24, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS” FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed) AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed) SARDAR:I think (killed) Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on June 24, 2008 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on June 24, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.: Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on June 24, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye Submitted by: Ahmad (mainhoon_naa17@yahoo.com) on June 24, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Apni zindagi se kuch pal de do mujhay.. Aaj na sahi apna kal he de do mujhay.. Khushi do ya na do tumhari Marza.. Apni kisi friend ka number he de do mujhay.. Submitted by: Ahmad (mainhoon_naa17@yahoo.com) on June 24, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhejne se pehle,, Servise center walay khud call kar k poochain k bata AJ TUJHAY HUA KYA HAI.... Submitted by: Ahmad (mainhoon_naa17@yahoo.com) on June 24, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pehla Boy:Mujh se panga na le main sher ka puttar hoon.. Dosrs boy: Acha yaar ek baat to bata,, Sher ghar aaya tha ya aanti jungle gai thi... Submitted by: Ahmad (mainhoon_naa17@yahoo.com) on June 24, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor samandur sa sallaybus hai, nadi sa hum parhte hain.. balti bhar yaad hota hai, jug bhar hum likhte hain.. chullu bhar number aate hain jas mai hum doob marte hain.. Submitted by: Ahmad (mainhoon_naa17@yahoo.com) on June 24, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor gulab ko kanwal bana dete.. un ki ek nazar pe ghazal bana dete. kambakhat koi ek nahi marta hum pe,, warna Lahore mai bhi ek TAJ MAHAL bana dete.. Submitted by: Ahmad (mainhoon_naa17@yahoo.com) on June 24, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 3 Sardar bed pe so rahay thay. un teeno ko jagah theek se na mil rahi thi..phir ek Sardar Bed se neechay sonay laga to dosra sardar bola: Oye ab jagah ho gai hai, bed par aa ja.. Submitted by: UZAIR (03068668669) on June 24, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Friendship is like standing on wet cement.The longer u stand, the harder is to leave. Even if Umanage to leave, U alwyas leave ur foot prints behind. Submitted by: UZAIR (03068668669) on June 24, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif met in Islamabad.Nawaz offerred Zardari a bottle of COKE and asked,"Zardari sahab...Wuklaa kab azaad hongey?"Zardari replied,...."Brrrrrrr..." Submitted by: ATIF () on June 24, 2008 Rating: 2.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor AIK LARKA APNAY DOST KO YAAR MERAY ABBU BARAY DARPOOK HAIN. DOST WO KAISEY LARKA JAB WO ROAD CROSS KARTAY HAIN TO MEIRA HATH PAKAR LATEY HAIN. Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 23, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Buffalo par baithe ek jaat ko TRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha:Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lage ga. 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