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"^---- ,, ,,/"( , _ ,_ ; ) // // ' Submitted by: twinkle (twinklestar 1975@live.com) on December 03, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor banane wale ne ek dost mere liye banaya... jise aap ke roop main maine paya... jo mere dil main aise samaya.. . . . . . . . . . . jaise purani haveli main BHOOT ka saya. Submitted by: AhMaD (khybermdn@yahoo.com) on December 03, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 pathan naya doctor bana doctor baney k bad us ne pehlay operation kia operation theatr se nikal kr kehta hai YA Allah pehlay tofa bheja hai Qabol karna Submitted by: Ali (abshaar786@hotmail.com) on December 01, 2009 Rating: 3.71 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek pathan hospital k bahir ro raha tha kisi ney pocha k q ro rahay ho pathan:- 20 saal baad beta paida howa wo b chota sa.. Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on November 22, 2009 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Pathan Ki 10 Betiya'n Thi'n, Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga? . . . . . Zarurat Khan =P ;) Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on November 22, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor "Every woman needs a husband because everyday every minute..... Something goes wrong which she can't blame on God or Government." =P =D Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on November 22, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 5 frogs r sitting on a log. 4 decide 2 jump off. How many r left? ? ? ? ? ? Still 5 left.. Moral: There's a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (: Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on November 22, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.. 0300 2711 588 Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on November 22, 2009 Rating: 4.17 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar Machli Ka Shikar Krny Jungle Mein Gaya. Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla, Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;) Submitted by: junaid khan (junaidamjad18@yahoo.com) on November 21, 2009 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor roye wo is qadar meri laash se lipat kar faraz kay lash khud uth kay boli laly tu mur ja sadi kher ay Submitted by: MHSK (031-222-84-888) (mhsk@live.com) on November 17, 2009 Rating: 3.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife: "Meray iraday baray naik hain" "Aap 1000 main say aik hain ! " Husband: "Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain" "Pehlay yeh bata baqi k 999 kaun hain... ..? Submitted by: MHSK (031-222-84-888) (mhsk@live.com) on November 17, 2009 Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.........MHSK Submitted by: MUHAMMAD ADIL 00966-56-769-8354 (adilas3@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor American said:we r the 1st on the moon. Sardar:we r the 1st on the sun. American:u cant go on the sun u will burn. Sardar: we r not stupid we went at night!!!! Submitted by: MUHAMMAD ADIL 00966-56-769-8354 (adilas3@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik bhengi wife apne husband se boli! Aji dekhiye ga meri ankhain kajol se milti hain? Husband tap kar: arey tumhari ankhain to apas main nahi miltin or tum kajol ki bat karti ho. ;) Submitted by: MUHAMMAD ADIL 00966-56-769-8354 (adilas3@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2009 Rating: 4.83 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl's father: mein ne chahta k meri beti tamam umar aik bewaqoof k sath rahy. 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