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Submitted by: [SmS] cHaRTEReD (00923434676157) on August 16, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Frnd to sardar: 'Ais saal rozay rakhien ga?'
sardar: nai
frnd: Namaazaan parhien ga?
Srdar: nai
frnd: Iftari karien ga?
Sardar: hun asi innay v gunahgar nai

Submitted by: Faisal Riaz# 0314-6510246 (Faisal42love@mygamma.com) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Ab wo mera naam B bhol gai hai,Faraz......:./
Jo kaha krti thi "KUNDI"na kharka sonya "SIDHA"andar Aa...........:./
0314-6510246

Submitted by: nomi (none) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Boy:I shall climb da tallest mountain, swim da depest ocean,walk on hot coal bare footed,just 4 u.
girl:can u come 2 meet me now?
Boy: nhi abhi ammi niklney nhi dengi.


Submitted by: Umar Ali (dreem_boy07@yahoo.com) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye


Submitted by: Umar Ali (dreem_boy07@yahoo.com) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai,
Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai,
Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai,
Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p


Submitted by: Umar Ali (dreem_boy07@yahoo.com) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.


Submitted by: Umar Ali (dreem_boy07@yahoo.com) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

Submitted by: Umar Ali (dreem_boy07@yahoo.com) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k

sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

You are not very good if you are not better than your best friends imagine you to be...

Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake....

Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

it is best not to try to get the best of your best friend....

Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends....

Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Khan sahib UNO ki meaning kiya he?

pathan: oee ye tu bahut aasan sawaal he is ka matlab he ULTA NASWAAR OORGANIZATION

Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on August 14, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Ek pathan doosre pathan se
Pathan1:ap ke father ka name kiya he?
Pathan2:us ka name pareshan khan he
Pathan1:kiya shaadi shuda hen?
Pathan2:waee ye tu men ne pucha hi nahi…
Haroon

Submitted by: Aftab khan (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on August 12, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Don ka intezar to 11 colleges ki larkion ko hai
Per don ka aana mushkil hi nahin namumkin bhi hai,
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Kion k
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Don matric fail hay

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