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Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 19, 2010
Rating: 3.6 out of 5

Love Is An Illusion..

Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...

People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In

Flirting...!! ;-)

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 19, 2010
Rating: 4.62 out of 5

Who Is A Doctor???
He Is That Person
Who Cures The
'Ills'
By
'Pills'
&
'Kills'
The Person With His 'Bills


Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 19, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.

Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun.

Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,Not A Beggar

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 19, 2010
Rating: 4 out of 5

Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara

Fir Kya Hua?

Fir Hona Kya Tha
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 19, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?


Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!


Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 19, 2010
Rating: 2 out of 5

Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...

But

Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You

And

Yell

"Run LOSER Run" :->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 19, 2010
Rating: 2.5 out of 5

I Have No Gold To Send U ..
I Have No Diamond To Send U ..

I Have No Credit To Call U ..
I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That

"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 19, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

... Money Talks ...

I Don't Deny ...

I Heard It ...

When I Took It Out From Pocket ...

It Said Good-Bye ... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 19, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

L . I . F . E

Is LiKe

BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ...

BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...

UnTiLl ,

yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE ... [:

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 19, 2010
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 19, 2010
Rating: 2.5 out of 5

dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,




aur kya pani mein behney they

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 19, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 17, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 16, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 16, 2010
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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