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Submitted by:
nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on
November 15, 2009
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Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...
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nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on
November 15, 2009
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
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nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on
November 15, 2009
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
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nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on
November 15, 2009
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice
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nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on
November 15, 2009
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Submitted by:
muhammad shahid (shanionly4me@gmail.com) on
November 09, 2009
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apni khushi kay lamhat bi kis qadar mukhtasir hain-----fraz
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keh mujrah shuroo nahin hua tha
chaappa par ghia
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Arshmanxxxxxxx1926 (mqr.1988@gmail.com) on
October 31, 2009
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Chuk lo razaiyan aa gai thand,
hath tay pao dastanay tay boway kr lo band,
kha kha k mongphailiya pa dyo gandh,
Meri tarfo yaro tano
"Happy Thand"
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Sameer (0300-xxxxxxx) on
October 31, 2009
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ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!
V can use tears as a threat. ;->
Most guys wont hit us. ;->
V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->
V slap hard. ;->
V're tempting. ;->
V dont have to pay fo
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Faisal (faisal_ch33ma@yahoo.com) on
October 29, 2009
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Man 2 Thanedar: Sir zindgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay.
Thanedar:bas aik dafa....
ghar say khana aa gia tha wo khana para.
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Faisal (faisal_ch33ma@yahoo.com) on
October 29, 2009
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Amal say zindgi banti hai janat b jahanam b.
aay faisal apni qismat mein na noori hai na peeno hai.
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janu (janugi@gmail.com) on
October 27, 2009
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dil ka arman ansoon main bah gay
hum gali main thay gali main rah gay
light chali gayi or jo baat un sy kahni thi
wo un ki ammi sy kah gay
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HAROON-0300-33-11-426 (soldier_haroon@yahoo.com) on
October 26, 2009
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Giving money
and power to government,
is like giving Wine's bottle and car keys to teenage boy.
~SoldieR For Dream Angel~
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Jan (saifi.ilyas@yahoo.com) on
October 21, 2009
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Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghijal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga dithi
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shani0333-60-99-105 (ssshaniii_jee@yahoo.com) on
October 12, 2009
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My Frequency Of
Messaging May Be
Less
But
The Time Period
I Remember You
Is More ...
That's Why Science
Says ..
"Frequency Is Inversely
Proportional To Time .." :)
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zee and habib (xxxxxxx2005) on
October 10, 2009
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Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghijal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga dithi
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