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Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye? Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass. Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein Tamam dawain bacho ki pohonch se door rakhein Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karein Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor se ruju karein Hamari Chahat ka kuch to khayal karein Dawai achi Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan english k paper me fail hogia due to following translations: 1-Me aam admi nhi hoon. I m not a mango man 2-Muje b english ati hy. English comes to me also 3-Do aur do brabar char. Give and give equal to four 4-Mera taulik Hari Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya majnu ne teen din khana nahi khaya vo marne wala tha laila ke pyar me or laila baithi thi sms free hone ke intazar me Submitted by: MSS 0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Luv makes all things Beautiful, Smile makes all the things above, So always Brush Ur TEETH…!gudmrng. Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai... Gangubai:"Kaun?" Sardar:"Main!" Gangubai:"Main kaun?" Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!" Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pathan to shopkeeper: "Easy Load he?" shopkeeper:ji han janab, pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo.... Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most I Would Sit Next 2 U Put My Arms Around U & Say Proudly I Love Animals Especially Dis Monkey Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor If U're Not Using Your Smile U're Like Man With A Million Dollars In the Bank And No Check Book Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya Kuch Ban Gaya ... Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ??? Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ... Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report? Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me. Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 19, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Phatan: Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye. Sales Man: Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam. Phatan: Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 18, 2010 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 3 Things That Should Not B Asked.. 1.A Man's Salary 2.A Girl's Age.. & Students %.. It Hurts Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor In Olden Days, If A Student Was In D Principal's Office It Meant He Was In Trouble! Nowadays, It Means D Principal Is In Trouble! 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