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Submitted by: nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...

Submitted by: nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

Submitted by: nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Submitted by: nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice


Submitted by: nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".


Submitted by: muhammad shahid (shanionly4me@gmail.com) on November 09, 2009
Rating: 4.19 out of 5

apni khushi kay lamhat bi kis qadar mukhtasir hain-----fraz
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'
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keh mujrah shuroo nahin hua tha
chaappa par ghia

Submitted by: Arshmanxxxxxxx1926 (mqr.1988@gmail.com) on October 31, 2009
Rating: 4.7 out of 5

Chuk lo razaiyan aa gai thand,
hath tay pao dastanay tay boway kr lo band,
kha kha k mongphailiya pa dyo gandh,
Meri tarfo yaro tano
"Happy Thand"

Submitted by: Sameer (0300-xxxxxxx) on October 31, 2009
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V're tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay fo

Submitted by: Faisal (faisal_ch33ma@yahoo.com) on October 29, 2009
Rating: 4.77 out of 5

Man 2 Thanedar: Sir zindgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay.
Thanedar:bas aik dafa....
ghar say khana aa gia tha wo khana para.

Submitted by: Faisal (faisal_ch33ma@yahoo.com) on October 29, 2009
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

Amal say zindgi banti hai janat b jahanam b.
aay faisal apni qismat mein na noori hai na peeno hai.

Submitted by: janu (janugi@gmail.com) on October 27, 2009
Rating: 4.64 out of 5

dil ka arman ansoon main bah gay
hum gali main thay gali main rah gay
light chali gayi or jo baat un sy kahni thi
wo un ki ammi sy kah gay

Submitted by: HAROON-0300-33-11-426 (soldier_haroon@yahoo.com) on October 26, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

Giving money
and power to government,
is like giving Wine's bottle and car keys to teenage boy.

~SoldieR For Dream Angel~

Submitted by: Jan (saifi.ilyas@yahoo.com) on October 21, 2009
Rating: 4.55 out of 5

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghijal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga dithi


Submitted by: shani0333-60-99-105 (ssshaniii_jee@yahoo.com) on October 12, 2009
Rating: 3.64 out of 5

My Frequency Of
Messaging May Be
Less
But
The Time Period
I Remember You
Is More ...

That's Why Science
Says ..
"Frequency Is Inversely
Proportional To Time .." :)

Submitted by: zee and habib (xxxxxxx2005) on October 10, 2009
Rating: 4.45 out of 5

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghijal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga dithi

xxxxxxx3174

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