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Hasi ke liye gam kurban,khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,dost ke liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban. Submitted by: usman03325171036 () on June 23, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor newton Third Law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals .. Submitted by: shahbaz 03466663079 () on June 22, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful Angel B.E.-Beautiful Eyes B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure B.Com-Beautiful Communication M.B.A.-Married But Awesome! Submitted by: shahbaz 03466663079 () on June 22, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied ” Sir! 3 new girl friends”. Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 22, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kal temprature 50 se above rahe ga,waqfe waqfe se apne sar per pani dalte rehna,kyon k Buzurgon ka kehna hy k "BHOOSA aag jaldi pakarta hy"!!! :D Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 22, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Abhi abhi govt. of Pakistan ne elaan kiya hy k KHOUBSORAT log gon ko iss country se nikal diya jaye, AP to 100% save ho.Main kahan jaoon...!!! Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 22, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor "Ishq karne se pehle us ka anjam dekh lo" ARZ kiya hy "Ishq karne se pehle us ka anjam dekh lo" Agar phir bhi samjh na aye toh . . . . . Film "TERE NAAM" dekh lo!!1;) Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 22, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Friend: Khan sahab ap toh doctor kay pass jane wale the na? Pathan: Yaara kal jaye ga aj hamara tabiyat kharab hy!!!:D Submitted by: Atif Mazhar 0334-6117864 (decentboy20_51214@yahoo) on June 21, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Some Realities of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else The one u marry becomes ur wife... Submitted by: umar (jhelum) on June 21, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor tu jo badla to badal gaye hum bhi pyar karte the bandgi to nahin. guzar jaye gi tere bagair bhi zindag tu koi shart-e zindagi to nahin Submitted by: asim () on June 21, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Gandhi said 2Quaid e azam,Aj 60 salon k bad mere mulk mei kya kuch badal gaya,Tere mulk mei kya badla? Quaid e azam; Biscuits badal gaye>Bisticts ban gaye Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on June 20, 2008 Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on June 20, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!! Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;-> Submitted by: Fatima (desertlfower_007@yahoo.com) on June 20, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Khudi ko kar kanjos itna K har sms bhejny say pehle... Service center wale call kar ky khud pochen.... Bata aj sms bhejny ki waja kia hy?? ;) Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 20, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date per bulaya lekin wo late ho gayi Girl: Am I late??? Ghalib: Falak pe sitaroon ko neend a rahi hay Dosri ka time ho gaya tu ab a rahi hy Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20 21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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