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So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.........MHSK Submitted by: MUHAMMAD ADIL 00966-56-769-8354 (adilas3@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor American said:we r the 1st on the moon. Sardar:we r the 1st on the sun. American:u cant go on the sun u will burn. Sardar: we r not stupid we went at night!!!! Submitted by: MUHAMMAD ADIL 00966-56-769-8354 (adilas3@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik bhengi wife apne husband se boli! Aji dekhiye ga meri ankhain kajol se milti hain? Husband tap kar: arey tumhari ankhain to apas main nahi miltin or tum kajol ki bat karti ho. ;) Submitted by: MUHAMMAD ADIL 00966-56-769-8354 (adilas3@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2009 Rating: 4.83 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl's father: mein ne chahta k meri beti tamam umar aik bewaqoof k sath rahy. Boy:isliye to me isy yahan se leny aya hun Submitted by: MUHAMMAD ADIL 00966-56-769-8354 (adilas3@yahoo.com) on November 17, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 3 fastest ways of communication are 1. Tele-phone 2. Tele-vision and 3. Tell-a-woman Submitted by: mudassir (hmudassir72@yahoo.com) on November 16, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor • Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai! Submitted by: nadia okara call and sms (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush Submitted by: nadia okara call and sms (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009 Rating: 4.8 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES Submitted by: nadia okara call and sms (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay... Submitted by: nadia okara call and sms (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain! Submitted by: nadia okara call and sms (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me. Submitted by: nadia okara call and sms (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota Submitted by: nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz... Submitted by: nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai. Submitted by: nadia okara (xxxxxxx9950) on November 15, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21 22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194

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