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Submitted by:
Fatima (desertlfower_007@yahoo.com) on
June 19, 2008
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If u find a friend better than me,go head,i won't stop u but when that friend leave u,look behind n i'll be there ready 2
"HO GAYE ZALEEL" ;)
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Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
June 19, 2008
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Some Day
U will forget me.
My name.
My voice.
Who I am.
Who I am 2 u.
&
If that ever happens,
QASAM se khoon kharaba ho jaye ga..
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Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
June 19, 2008
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I believe that GOD created me 2 be ur frnd
He picked me out 4om all the rest
coz he knows i m the BEST
Ssshhh!!!
Dont argue with GOd ;)!!!
Submitted by:
Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on
June 19, 2008
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We need 101 reasons 2 love someone...
We need just 1 reason to hate someone...
But to have a friend like U i don't need any reason I simply say "MERI MAT MARI GAI SI"
Submitted by:
Faisal Riaz(03014647182) (Faisal_diljani@muskurahat.com) on
June 19, 2008
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Kaisa Lagta hai,
Barasti Barish main,
Hawa k Jhonkon k Sung,
Khamoshi se chalty howe koi aap ka hath pakar kr holy se keh de,
.
Aagy gatter hai zara khayal se.
Submitted by:
Iftikhar Alam 0346-3550943 (casio1112_sony1224@hotmail.com) on
June 19, 2008
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Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tak lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.
Submitted by:
Iftikhar Alam 0346-3550943 (casio1112_sony1224@hotmail.com) on
June 19, 2008
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Sardar traveling first time in plane going to 2 bombay.
When it was landing, he shouted "Bombay Bombay"
Air hostess: "B silent"
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Sardar: "OK Ombay Ombay"
Submitted by:
mazhar malik (MALIK_PISESS@YAHOO.COM) on
June 18, 2008
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tech; YE BATAOO AP BAREY HOO YA AAP KE ABOU
STUD: MAN
SIR: KEYA WO KEYOON
STUD: KEYOON KE MAN ABE AME SAY ELADA SOTA HOOM OUR ABOU AB B AME KE SATH
Submitted by:
Iqra (iqrasweetfriends@yahoo.com) on
June 18, 2008
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doc n sardar luv same grl.sardar gives her apple everyday.girl asks sardar reason of giving appledaily?sardar:"an apple a day keeps da doc away.
Submitted by:
[§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923234091459) on
June 16, 2008
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Ishq kitta c zorr shorr de naal,
Phirda c waday tod de naal,
Par aggay tu ishq kariin zra ghor de naal
Kiunke kal mai teri wali waikhi c ksi hor de naal
Submitted by:
Faisal Riaz 0301-46-47-182 () on
June 16, 2008
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"A TRUE LOVE STORY"
A mosqito and Hen love with each other,
oneday kissed each other,
hen dies with malairia and mosqito dies with bird-flu,
MORAL:
"Mohabtan Sachiyan"
Submitted by:
Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
June 16, 2008
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1st Sardar to other,
Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar) hee kyun khatey rehtey ho?
2nd Sardar,
Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye Samjhey
Submitted by:
Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
June 16, 2008
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Heer says to Raanjha:
Ki Hasil Kitta Way Mayn Teri Heer Ban K
Raanjha says:
Bandriye!
Mayn Kera Raanjha ban k S.P lag gaya wan???
Submitted by:
Faisal Riaz <03014647182> (faisal_33@yahoo.com) on
June 16, 2008
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A True Love Story once a mosqito falls Love with a hen,One day they Kissed each other,
Hen dies of malairia and mosqito dies of bird-flu,
MORAL:"Mohabtan Sachiyan"
Submitted by:
Raja Adeel Jani Kharian city (hello_diljani_1@yahoo.com) on
June 16, 2008
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2: khan bazar me ja rehay thay unain eik hijra mila.
khan bola: chalti he kiya?
hijra bola: kitna day ga ?
khan bola: 50Rs
hijra bola: theek he
khan: donoo karay ga.
hijra: dobel paisa ho ga.
khan bola theek he. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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