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Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghijal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga dithi Submitted by: shani0333-60-99-105 (ssshaniii_jee@yahoo.com) on October 12, 2009 Rating: 3.64 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor My Frequency Of Messaging May Be Less But The Time Period I Remember You Is More ... That's Why Science Says .. "Frequency Is Inversely Proportional To Time .." :) Submitted by: zee and habib (xxxxxxx2005) on October 10, 2009 Rating: 4.45 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghijal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga dithi xxxxxxx3174 Submitted by: aziz (azizfrnd@yahoo.com) on September 19, 2009 Rating: 3.55 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kya khel ishq ne khela hai kyun latka hua ye kela hai dil kal bhi mera akela tha lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai ye money nahin chhooti lun ki Submitted by: Atif (xxxxxxxxxxxxxx) (malik_atif87@yahoo.com) on September 08, 2009 Rating: 4.06 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Larka; Janeman is Dil mein aaja. Larki: Sandal utaroon kya???? Larka: Pagli masjid thori hi hai Aise hi aaja (*,*) (-) Submitted by: Waleed (waleed@saghir@yahoo.com) on September 06, 2009 Rating: 4.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor son 2 father:bcha zyada intelligent hota hy ya baap? Father:baap son:acha' pakistan ks ne bnaya? father:Quaid-e-Azam ne, son:unk baap ne q nhi bnaya......... Submitted by: Zabi (zabi_hotboy@hotmail.com) on August 31, 2009 Rating: 3.84 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan: khuda ka lakh lakh shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko Azad nai hua. Dost ( Heran hote hue)Q? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kesay manatay. Submitted by: Amir xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (sir_johnson1@yahoo.com) on August 30, 2009 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aik din mila wo mujse, bhuja bhuja sa, jhuka jhuka sa, udassion mai racha bassa sa, jo mai ne poocha udaas q ho, jhuka k palkein, chupa k chehra, laga wo kehne, . . 20 ka load karwaya tha. abi tak nahi aya. Submitted by: Amir xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (sir_johnson1@yahoo.com) on August 30, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor govt:school k bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar le ja rahe thy.Rastay mai aik bazurg ne kaha:bacho larkay ko choro ye khud school aye ga.Bachay zor se bolay:baba g ye shagird nahi hamara ustad hai,roz school se bhag jata hai. Submitted by: Amir (sir_johnson1@yahoo.com) on August 30, 2009 Rating: 3.79 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri. Submitted by: raza sarwar (raza_sarwar2001@yahoo.com) on August 30, 2009 Rating: 4.73 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor wife:"sunyein mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den na plz" husband: " chalo tayar ho jawo hum "ATTAA" aur "CHENI" lene chalty hain....." Submitted by: Nomi (xxxxxxx1550) on August 30, 2009 Rating: 3.91 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan 10 v manzil per apne office main betha tha ek shakhs aya kaha k ap ke beti mer gai he pathan ne jaldi main khirki se chalang laga di 5 v manzil per yad aya k hamari to koi beti nahi he or gir ker yad aya k meri to shadi hi nahi hoi Submitted by: Salman Mushtaq (salman_1538@hotmail.com) on August 29, 2009 Rating: 4.17 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor husband:main tang a gaya hoon , tum hamesha mera ghar , meri car mera mera karti rehti ho , khabhi hamara bhi kha diya karu , aur ab yay almari main kiya dood rahi ho . wife: hamara dupatta Submitted by: zara**0334-8983-871 () on August 29, 2009 Rating: 4.55 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age... Submitted by: sana** 0334-8983-871 () on August 29, 2009 Rating: 4.17 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? 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