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Submitted by: Fatima (desertlfower_007@yahoo.com) on June 19, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

If u find a friend better than me,go head,i won't stop u but when that friend leave u,look behind n i'll be there ready 2
"HO GAYE ZALEEL" ;)

Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 19, 2008
Rating: 2.33 out of 5

Some Day

U will forget me.

My name.

My voice.

Who I am.

Who I am 2 u.

&

If that ever happens,



QASAM se khoon kharaba ho jaye ga..

Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 19, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

I believe that GOD created me 2 be ur frnd



He picked me out 4om all the rest





coz he knows i m the BEST



Ssshhh!!!
Dont argue with GOd ;)!!!

Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 19, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

We need 101 reasons 2 love someone...





We need just 1 reason to hate someone...




But to have a friend like U i don't need any reason I simply say "MERI MAT MARI GAI SI"

Submitted by: Faisal Riaz(03014647182) (Faisal_diljani@muskurahat.com) on June 19, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Kaisa Lagta hai,
Barasti Barish main,
Hawa k Jhonkon k Sung,
Khamoshi se chalty howe koi aap ka hath pakar kr holy se keh de,
.
Aagy gatter hai zara khayal se.

Submitted by: Iftikhar Alam 0346-3550943 (casio1112_sony1224@hotmail.com) on June 19, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tak lena hay

Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.



Submitted by: Iftikhar Alam 0346-3550943 (casio1112_sony1224@hotmail.com) on June 19, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Sardar traveling first time in plane going to 2 bombay.
When it was landing, he shouted "Bombay Bombay"

Air hostess: "B silent"
.........
Sardar: "OK Ombay Ombay"

Submitted by: mazhar malik (MALIK_PISESS@YAHOO.COM) on June 18, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

tech; YE BATAOO AP BAREY HOO YA AAP KE ABOU
STUD: MAN
SIR: KEYA WO KEYOON
STUD: KEYOON KE MAN ABE AME SAY ELADA SOTA HOOM OUR ABOU AB B AME KE SATH

Submitted by: Iqra (iqrasweetfriends@yahoo.com) on June 18, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

doc n sardar luv same grl.sardar gives her apple everyday.girl asks sardar reason of giving appledaily?sardar:"an apple a day keeps da doc away.

Submitted by: [§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923234091459) on June 16, 2008
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

Ishq kitta c zorr shorr de naal,
Phirda c waday tod de naal,
Par aggay tu ishq kariin zra ghor de naal
Kiunke kal mai teri wali waikhi c ksi hor de naal

Submitted by: Faisal Riaz 0301-46-47-182 () on June 16, 2008
Rating: 4.59 out of 5

"A TRUE LOVE STORY"
A mosqito and Hen love with each other,
oneday kissed each other,
hen dies with malairia and mosqito dies with bird-flu,
MORAL:
"Mohabtan Sachiyan"

Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on June 16, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

1st Sardar to other,

Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar) hee kyun khatey rehtey ho?

2nd Sardar,

Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye Samjhey


Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on June 16, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Heer says to Raanjha:
Ki Hasil Kitta Way Mayn Teri Heer Ban K

Raanjha says:
Bandriye!
Mayn Kera Raanjha ban k S.P lag gaya wan???

Submitted by: Faisal Riaz <03014647182> (faisal_33@yahoo.com) on June 16, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

A True Love Story once a mosqito falls Love with a hen,One day they Kissed each other,
Hen dies of malairia and mosqito dies of bird-flu,
MORAL:"Mohabtan Sachiyan"

Submitted by: Raja Adeel Jani Kharian city (hello_diljani_1@yahoo.com) on June 16, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

2: khan bazar me ja rehay thay unain eik hijra mila.
khan bola: chalti he kiya?
hijra bola: kitna day ga ?
khan bola: 50Rs
hijra bola: theek he
khan: donoo karay ga.
hijra: dobel paisa ho ga.
khan bola theek he. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ti

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