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Submitted by: Af () on June 15, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Wo aae hamare ghar me_khuda ki rehmat hy>kabi ham unko kabi apne ghar ko dekte hy

Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 15, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Zindadi milti hay 1 bar

Maut ati hy 1 bar

Pyar hota hy 1 bar

Iqrar hota hy 1 bar






Jab hota hy sub kuch 1 bar.....










Phir lite kiun jati hy bar bar ;)!!!

Submitted by: 03457334392 (rana_ashi_000@yahoo.com) on June 15, 2008
Rating: 4.4 out of 5

us ki aankhon ko kanwal bana dety us ki aankhon pr ghazal bana dety. kambakht marta hi nhi koi hum p warna Multan main bhi TAJ MAHAL bunwa dety. < I Miss U>

Submitted by: Sameer 0300-2711-588 () on June 15, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
HUM Aapko Yaad kiye bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !! 0300 2711 588




Submitted by: FAISAL RIAZ (03014647182 faisal_33@hotmail.com) on June 14, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Someone......Miss You......Needs you worries About you LONELY without U GUESS Who?
The Monkey in....the ZOO.

Submitted by: FAISAL RIAZ (03014647182 faisal_33@hotmail.com) on June 14, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Love affairs:Something like Cricket,where one_day Internationals are more more popular than a five-day Test.

Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 14, 2008
Rating: 4.75 out of 5

Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath aik kenchi bhi rakhta tha.kisi ne pocha

Sardar g!ai keri science kendi ay?

Sardar: O yara kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi ay!!! :D

Submitted by: Fatima (desertlfower_007@yahoo.com) on June 14, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar:Why u got failed in ur Maths exam?

Son:Once Madam said
3+5=8

Next day she said
4+4=8

and then she said
6+2=8

Use khud ko confirm nahi,mujhe kia sikhaye gi!!!



Submitted by: usman03325171036 (usmanwaheed2005@yahoo.com) on June 14, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

newton Second Law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balan

Submitted by: usman03325171036 () on June 14, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Newtons Law of Love

Universal Law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.



Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 13, 2008
Rating: 3.75 out of 5

What is the MORAL of Movies
JANNAT
GANGSTER
MURDER
FANNA
TITANIC

Think....


Larkiyon k chakar me mat paro, Khali larkiyan bachti hain BAQI sub mar jatee hain ;)

Submitted by: Fatima (desertflower_007@yahoo.com) on June 13, 2008
Rating: 4.29 out of 5

QUALITIES a FRIEND must have!

Cute as a CROCODILE!

Smart as a DONKEY!

Active as a TURTLE!

Fit as a HIPPO!

Mature as a MONKEY!

No doubt yar,

U R PERFECT!!!



Submitted by: Faisal Riaz<faisal_33@hotmail.com> (03014647182) on June 13, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Maine kaha Dil-Ruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,
Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha kaise nahi,
Maine kaha Mehngayi hai,
Usne kaha to mera Bhai hai,

Submitted by: Faisal Riaz<faisal_33@hotmail.com> (03014647182) on June 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul,I don't even have a big car like Rahul,But I realy love u!Girl I lvu u too.but tell me more about Rahul.

Submitted by: Faisal Riaz<faisal_33@hotmail.com> (03014647182) on June 13, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Marriage:
Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a women gains her master

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