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Submitted by: sana xxxxxxx6685 () on August 19, 2009
Rating: 4.6 out of 5

Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao.

Student: Miss aapki Kameez k 3 Buttons hain, jin main se 2 khuly huye hain.

To Saari Zummedari 1 Button pe Hai. :-)


Submitted by: Ayshaxxxxxxx2890 () on August 19, 2009
Rating: 3.82 out of 5

Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao.

Student: Miss aapki Kameez k 3 Buttons hain, jin main se 2 khuly huye hain.

To Saari Zummedari 1 Button pe Hai. :-)



Submitted by: Ayshaxxxxxxx2890 () on August 19, 2009
Rating: 3.74 out of 5

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?


Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin...

Submitted by: Ayshaxxxxxxx2890 () on August 19, 2009
Rating: 4.72 out of 5

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

Submitted by: Ayshaxxxxxxx2890 () on August 19, 2009
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

I'm Mind Blowing
Keep a special place for me in your Heart,

Not in your Mind.

Keeping me in your mind can be DANGEROUS for you.


Because People Say
I'm Mind Blowing.


Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 3.58 out of 5

Dear Aik bat hamesha yad rakhna k zndgi mei 2 cheezein muqadar walon ko milti hain...

Aik... acha aur mukhlis dost
or
dusra...


'meetha kharbooza'
(university of sindh)

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

Ek Mohabbat hi nahi dunia mein dard ka sabab Faraz

Suna hay INJECTION lagnay se b buhut dard hota hai ;-)
(university of sindh)

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Doctor & Sardar love same Girl
Sardar gives her Apple everyday.
Girl asks Sardar reason of giving Apple Daily?
Sardar: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.;-)
(university of sindh)

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 4.56 out of 5

1 Potta Dada Sy:

Dada Mn Apni Girl Frnd ko kya Don?

Dada:Wo Dikhny Mn ksi Hy?

Potta:
Bht khobsurat Hai.
Dada:
To Phir Us ko Mera Number De Do.
(university of sindh)

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 4.4 out of 5

Ye Dunya Bhi Bari Ajeeb Hai,

Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai

0r

Jab Aap Bolte Hain To
Un Ka

Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.;-)
(university of sindh)

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

1pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
jb dukndr ko dia to dukndr ne kha topi ni hay
Pathan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tsveer hy.:-)
(university of sindh)

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

Husband: Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL dun..!

Wife :Tum pehle Apni Shalwr badalL Lo Subha se Ulti pehni hui hai.
sindh university

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

O sardar g...!
Ur friend is on Date with ur Wife in park.

Sardar ran towards park & came back saying:
Oye pagal itna chakar lagaya,,
He is not my friend...!!
(sindh university)

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5



Girl 2 techr
ye pyar kya hota ha?

Techr
jb tm bari ho kr achi bachi bnogi to tmy b 1 pyar krny vala mile ga

Grl
Achi na bni to?
Techr
to boht say milay gay..
Sindh University

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* () on August 15, 2009
Rating: 4.33 out of 5


Boy:
Mujh se shadi kro gi?

Girl:
No.

Boy:
But why?

Girl:
Ghar wale nae maanay ge.

Boy:
Ghar me kon kon hai.

Girl:
1 husband aur 7 bachay..Larkana

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