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Kindly tell them ur age... Submitted by: sana** 0334-8983-871 () on August 29, 2009 Rating: 4.17 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl Submitted by: romasa**0313-7292-985 () on August 29, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH Submitted by: romasa** 0313-7292-985 () on August 29, 2009 Rating: 3.9 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!! Submitted by: romasa** 0300-xxxxxxx () on August 29, 2009 Rating: 3.87 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup." Submitted by: ambereen ** 0313-443-4979 () on August 29, 2009 Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter! Submitted by: (Saimaxxxxxxx1429@ymail.com) on August 29, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor PATHAN ; kal hum ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ganta packge pe apni girlfriend se bat kya, dost; wo Q? Pathan; humko MOLVI ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai;-) Submitted by: sana xxxxxxx6685 () on August 19, 2009 Rating: 4.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao. Student: Miss aapki Kameez k 3 Buttons hain, jin main se 2 khuly huye hain. To Saari Zummedari 1 Button pe Hai. :-) Submitted by: Ayshaxxxxxxx2890 () on August 19, 2009 Rating: 3.82 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao. Student: Miss aapki Kameez k 3 Buttons hain, jin main se 2 khuly huye hain. To Saari Zummedari 1 Button pe Hai. :-) Submitted by: Ayshaxxxxxxx2890 () on August 19, 2009 Rating: 3.74 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin. Dost: Gardanien q nai katin? Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin... Submitted by: Ayshaxxxxxxx2890 () on August 19, 2009 Rating: 4.72 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai. Submitted by: Ayshaxxxxxxx2890 () on August 19, 2009 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor I'm Mind Blowing Keep a special place for me in your Heart, Not in your Mind. Keeping me in your mind can be DANGEROUS for you. Because People Say I'm Mind Blowing. Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009 Rating: 3.58 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dear Aik bat hamesha yad rakhna k zndgi mei 2 cheezein muqadar walon ko milti hain... Aik... acha aur mukhlis dost or dusra... 'meetha kharbooza' (university of sindh) Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek Mohabbat hi nahi dunia mein dard ka sabab Faraz Suna hay INJECTION lagnay se b buhut dard hota hai ;-) (university of sindh) Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22 23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193

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