Free SMS » Mobilink SMS » Ufone SMS » Telenor SMS » Warid SMS » Insta SMS » Paktel SMS Submit SMS Message SMS Messages » Anniversary SMS » Birthday SMS » Christmas SMS » Cool SMS » Dreams SMS » Eid Mubarak SMS » Flirt SMS » Friendship SMS » Funny SMS » Getwell Soon SMS » Good Luck SMS » Good Morning SMS » Good Night SMS » Independence SMS » Islamic SMS » Love SMS » Missing You SMS » Mothers Day SMS » New Year SMS » Urdu SMS Home - SMS Messages - Funny SMS Funny SMS Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23 24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  Submitted by: Faisal Riaz<faisal_33@hotmail.com> (03014647182) on June 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using pigeon instead of mobile The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.He angried and called to rani,"she told stupid"This was missed call" by ZUNERA Submitted by: Faisal Riaz<03014647182> (Faisal_33@hotmail.com) on June 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kash kabi aap hamari gali main ayain, Thora sharmaein Thora muskuraein,Thora itraein,thora ghabraien aur Zor sy awaz lagaien "TEEN DABAY WALEY" Submitted by: Faisal Chowk sarwar shaheed (03014647182 Faisal_33@hotmail.com) on June 13, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor In French: "banjoor" In spanish: "Te quiro" In Italaian: "Teamo" In Panjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kam te nhi jana! Submitted by: Faisal Riaz/03014647182 (03014647182) on June 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Chand ko garoor hai, K us paas noor hai, . . . . To kiya huwa hamain b garoor hai, K mera dost langoor hai, Submitted by: Faisal Farooq (Faisal_Farooq@yhoo,com) on June 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor kabhi keta tha dost mera K "Jan bi maango to hazar hai" Aaj apni biwi ko jan kehta hai. maango to galiyaan deta hai! Matlibi saala Submitted by: IMRAN () on June 13, 2008 Rating: 3.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti hai, Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata hoon. Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay. 03338369705 Submitted by: IMRAN () on June 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi Shaadi ke pehl Submitted by: IMRAN () on June 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher to sardar :name five animals that live in water? Sardar:frog ,teacher and reamaining four . sardar:frog de maa pio phen tay praah. 03338369705 Submitted by: IMRAN () on June 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Maine apko phone kiya to Network Bola Murkho ki Duniya Me aapka swagat Hai. Aap jis Bewkof se Sampark Karna Chate Hai Uska Dimagout of range Hai. 03338369705 Submitted by: IMRAN () on June 13, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 3 boys.. proposing 3 girls. 1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu. 2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer. 3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....! 03338369705 Submitted by: AloveF4ever () on June 12, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.2 Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.1 Sardar: Kaisi baatein karte ho muje kya pata tub main bohat chota tha. Submitted by: UZAIR (03068668669) on June 12, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! Submitted by: uzair (03068668669) on June 12, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor • Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Submitted by: UZAIR (03068668669 (urr_ly@yahoo.com)) on June 12, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor • Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi. Submitted by: kiran (see_mekiran@yahoo.com) on June 12, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Suffering, or pain in this sense,[1] is an individual's basic affective experience of unpleasantness and aversion associated with harm or threat of harm Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23 24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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