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Submitted by: Faisal Riaz<faisal_33@hotmail.com> (03014647182) on June 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using pigeon instead of mobile The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.He angried and called to rani,"she told stupid"This was missed call" by
ZUNERA

Submitted by: Faisal Riaz<03014647182> (Faisal_33@hotmail.com) on June 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Kash kabi aap hamari gali main ayain, Thora sharmaein Thora muskuraein,Thora itraein,thora ghabraien aur Zor sy awaz lagaien "TEEN DABAY WALEY"

Submitted by: Faisal Chowk sarwar shaheed (03014647182 Faisal_33@hotmail.com) on June 13, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

In French: "banjoor"
In spanish: "Te quiro"
In Italaian: "Teamo"
In Panjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kam te nhi jana!

Submitted by: Faisal Riaz/03014647182 (03014647182) on June 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Chand ko garoor hai,
K us paas noor hai,
.
.
.
.
To kiya huwa hamain b garoor hai,
K mera dost langoor hai,

Submitted by: Faisal Farooq (Faisal_Farooq@yhoo,com) on June 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

kabhi keta tha dost mera K

"Jan bi maango to hazar hai"

Aaj apni biwi ko jan kehta hai.

maango to galiyaan deta hai!

Matlibi saala

Submitted by: IMRAN () on June 13, 2008
Rating: 3.33 out of 5

Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti
hai,
Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata
hoon.

Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.
03338369705

Submitted by: IMRAN () on June 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehl

Submitted by: IMRAN () on June 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Teacher to sardar :name five animals that live in water?
Sardar:frog ,teacher and reamaining four .
sardar:frog de maa pio phen tay praah.
03338369705

Submitted by: IMRAN () on June 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Maine apko phone kiya to Network Bola
Murkho ki Duniya Me aapka swagat Hai.
Aap jis Bewkof se Sampark Karna Chate Hai Uska Dimagout of range Hai.
03338369705

Submitted by: IMRAN () on June 13, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

3 boys.. proposing 3 girls.

1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu.

2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer.

3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....!
03338369705

Submitted by: AloveF4ever () on June 12, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.2 Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.1 Sardar: Kaisi baatein karte ho muje kya pata tub main bohat chota tha.





Submitted by: UZAIR (03068668669) on June 12, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Submitted by: uzair (03068668669) on June 12, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

Submitted by: UZAIR (03068668669 (urr_ly@yahoo.com)) on June 12, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

• Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

Submitted by: kiran (see_mekiran@yahoo.com) on June 12, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Suffering, or pain in this sense,[1] is an individual's basic affective experience of unpleasantness and aversion associated with harm or threat of harm

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