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Submitted by:
Zabi (zabi_hotboy@hotmail.com) on
August 31, 2009
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Pathan: khuda ka lakh lakh shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko Azad nai hua.
Dost ( Heran hote hue)Q?
Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kesay manatay.
Submitted by:
Amir xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (sir_johnson1@yahoo.com) on
August 30, 2009
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aik din mila wo mujse,
bhuja bhuja sa,
jhuka jhuka sa,
udassion mai racha bassa sa,
jo mai ne poocha udaas q ho,
jhuka k palkein,
chupa k chehra,
laga wo kehne,
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20 ka load karwaya tha.
abi tak nahi aya.
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Amir xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (sir_johnson1@yahoo.com) on
August 30, 2009
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govt:school k bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar le ja rahe thy.Rastay mai aik bazurg ne kaha:bacho larkay ko choro ye khud school aye ga.Bachay zor se bolay:baba g ye shagird nahi hamara ustad hai,roz school se bhag jata hai.
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Amir (sir_johnson1@yahoo.com) on
August 30, 2009
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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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raza sarwar (raza_sarwar2001@yahoo.com) on
August 30, 2009
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wife:"sunyein mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den na plz"
husband: " chalo tayar ho jawo hum
"ATTAA" aur "CHENI" lene chalty hain....."
Submitted by:
Nomi (xxxxxxx1550) on
August 30, 2009
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Pathan 10 v manzil per apne office main betha tha ek shakhs aya kaha k ap ke beti mer gai he pathan ne jaldi main khirki se chalang laga di 5 v manzil per yad aya k hamari to koi beti nahi he or gir ker yad aya k meri to shadi hi nahi hoi
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Salman Mushtaq (salman_1538@hotmail.com) on
August 29, 2009
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husband:main tang a gaya hoon , tum hamesha mera ghar , meri car mera mera karti rehti ho , khabhi hamara bhi kha diya karu , aur ab yay almari main kiya dood rahi ho .
wife: hamara dupatta
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zara**0334-8983-871 () on
August 29, 2009
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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
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sana** 0334-8983-871 () on
August 29, 2009
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
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romasa**0313-7292-985 () on
August 29, 2009
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH
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romasa** 0313-7292-985 () on
August 29, 2009
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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romasa** 0300-xxxxxxx () on
August 29, 2009
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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
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ambereen ** 0313-443-4979 () on
August 29, 2009
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Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
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(Saimaxxxxxxx1429@ymail.com) on
August 29, 2009
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PATHAN ; kal hum ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ganta packge pe apni girlfriend se bat kya, dost; wo Q? Pathan; humko MOLVI ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai;-)
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sana xxxxxxx6685 () on
August 19, 2009
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Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao.
Student: Miss aapki Kameez k 3 Buttons hain, jin main se 2 khuly huye hain.
To Saari Zummedari 1 Button pe Hai. :-)
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