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Wife :Tum pehle Apni Shalwr badalL Lo Subha se Ulti pehni hui hai. sindh university Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor O sardar g...! Ur friend is on Date with ur Wife in park. Sardar ran towards park & came back saying: Oye pagal itna chakar lagaya,, He is not my friend...!! (sindh university) Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl 2 techr ye pyar kya hota ha? Techr jb tm bari ho kr achi bachi bnogi to tmy b 1 pyar krny vala mile ga Grl Achi na bni to? Techr to boht say milay gay.. Sindh University Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* () on August 15, 2009 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy: Mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl: No. Boy: But why? Girl: Ghar wale nae maanay ge. Boy: Ghar me kon kon hai. Girl: 1 husband aur 7 bachay..Larkana Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Suraj ki pehli kiran KHUSHI de apko 2sri kiran HANSI de apko Teesri KAMYABI de apko Chauthi TANDRUSTI de apko itna kafi hai wrna GARMI lagay gi ap ko..Larkana Submitted by: syed umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on August 13, 2009 Rating: 3.4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Any Degree Of Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ? I'm Like Those Cartoon Figures Th8 Being Kneaded Flat By Passing Trucks And Plump Up Again .. ! (: Submitted by: syed umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on August 13, 2009 Rating: 3.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya! Dost: wo Q? Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;-> Submitted by: syed umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on August 13, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought. Wife asks: what r u thinking? Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating? Wife: Yes Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years. Wif Submitted by: syed umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on August 13, 2009 Rating: 3.43 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai Husband: kab Se? wife: 8 din Se. Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho? wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga Submitted by: A (life_is_love92@yahoo.com) on August 08, 2009 Rating: 3.86 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti Main her haftay tumhe change karta Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2009 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Major Rohail kangaal ho gya tu apni bv ko bola: Bacho ko nani ke trf chor ao Tm apni ma ke trf chali jao Aur mera kya hy Mei apne susraal chala jaun ga Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2009 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kid: Dad, main Itna BADA Kab Banuga K Main Mummy Ko Bina Bataye Ghar Say Bahar Ja Sakoon..?? Dad: Beta, itna BADA Tu Ajj Tak Main B Nahi Hua..! %-) Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek Phatan ko Major Rohail ne Airforce se nekal dya, Phatan zid kr rha tha k 14 August pr cylancer nekal k jahaz urrana hai Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2009 Rating: 3.91 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dunya me agr GIRLS na hn to Road Sunsan Markt Viran Na Janu na Jan Na koi Girl frnd k lye Preshan Bus Namaz Or Quran & All Boys Direct Janat ul muqam: Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23 24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192

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