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Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

1pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
jb dukndr ko dia to dukndr ne kha topi ni hay
Pathan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tsveer hy.:-)
(university of sindh)

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

Husband: Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL dun..!

Wife :Tum pehle Apni Shalwr badalL Lo Subha se Ulti pehni hui hai.
sindh university

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

O sardar g...!
Ur friend is on Date with ur Wife in park.

Sardar ran towards park & came back saying:
Oye pagal itna chakar lagaya,,
He is not my friend...!!
(sindh university)

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5



Girl 2 techr
ye pyar kya hota ha?

Techr
jb tm bari ho kr achi bachi bnogi to tmy b 1 pyar krny vala mile ga

Grl
Achi na bni to?
Techr
to boht say milay gay..
Sindh University

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* () on August 15, 2009
Rating: 4.33 out of 5


Boy:
Mujh se shadi kro gi?

Girl:
No.

Boy:
But why?

Girl:
Ghar wale nae maanay ge.

Boy:
Ghar me kon kon hai.

Girl:
1 husband aur 7 bachay..Larkana

Submitted by: MHSK* 0312-22-84-888* (mhsk@live.com) on August 15, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Suraj ki pehli kiran KHUSHI de apko

2sri kiran HANSI de apko

Teesri KAMYABI de apko

Chauthi TANDRUSTI de apko





itna kafi hai wrna GARMI lagay gi ap ko..Larkana

Submitted by: syed umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on August 13, 2009
Rating: 3.4 out of 5

Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?




I'm Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:

Submitted by: syed umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on August 13, 2009
Rating: 3.2 out of 5

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->

Submitted by: syed umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on August 13, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wif

Submitted by: syed umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on August 13, 2009
Rating: 3.43 out of 5

Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

Submitted by: A (life_is_love92@yahoo.com) on August 08, 2009
Rating: 3.86 out of 5

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2009
Rating: 4.2 out of 5

Major Rohail kangaal ho gya
tu apni bv ko bola:
Bacho ko nani ke trf chor ao
Tm apni ma ke trf chali jao
Aur mera kya hy
Mei apne susraal chala jaun ga


Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2009
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Kid: Dad, main Itna BADA Kab Banuga K Main Mummy Ko Bina Bataye Ghar Say Bahar Ja Sakoon..??


Dad: Beta, itna BADA Tu Ajj Tak Main B Nahi Hua..! %-)

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

Ek Phatan ko Major Rohail ne Airforce se nekal dya,
Phatan zid kr rha tha k 14 August pr cylancer nekal k jahaz urrana hai

Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2009
Rating: 3.91 out of 5

Dunya me agr GIRLS na hn to


Road Sunsan


Markt Viran


Na Janu na Jan

Na koi Girl frnd k lye Preshan

Bus Namaz
Or
Quran

&

All Boys
Direct
Janat ul muqam:

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