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Submitted by: imtiaz3333078501 (imtiazz@hotmail.com) on June 12, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor SARDAR TO SERVANT . GO AND WATER THE PLANT . SERVENT. IT IS ALREADY RAINING OUT SIDE SARDAR. THEN WHAT ? TAKE UMBERELLA AND GET LOST ..... Submitted by: () on June 11, 2008 Rating: 2.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor woh is khushfehmi main bharray baithay hain kay hum unn pay marray baithay hain actually hum un pay marray baithay hai jo un say zara se parray baithay hain Submitted by: abdaal (abdaal4@yahoo.com) on June 11, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Good frnds r like a Ring alwys Holding ur Finger Bt as u get Carelss It slips out of ur hand! So, don”t evr Let ur frnds slip out of ur life… Submitted by: imran () on June 11, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy n Girl in a HOTEL .. Boy: I Love U .. Girl: I dont Love U .. Boy: Think again? .. Girl: I told u No .. Boy: Waiter,Bring seperate bills for us. Girl : i Love u 2 imran ali 03338369705 Submitted by: [§m§] cHARTEREd (00923234091459) on June 10, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardaar car mein petrol dalwaane gya, Petrol pump pe likha tha 'yahan mobile use krna manaa hy', Srdar ne jaldi se apne tamaam doston ko fone kr k kaha: "abi fone mat krna,main petrol pump pe hun" Submitted by: [§m§] chartered (00923234091459) on June 10, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar ka accident hogya, Doctor said: "I am sorry,he is dead", Srdar: "oye mai zinda hun", Srdar ki biwi: "chup kr,tenu doctor naal ziada pta ay?" Submitted by: [§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923234091459) on June 10, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ager wapda waale films bnaate,tou naam aise hote: Bijli ho na ho, Hum tou meter kaatain ge, Kabhi loadshedding kabhi bill, Mera bill aapke pass hy, Bijli tou jaani he thi, Submitted by: [§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923234091459) on June 10, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor First Sardaar: "Kall Raat mai 3 ghante dii ek film wekhi,odayy wich na koi scene c,na koi story", 2nd Srdar:"film da naa ki c?", 1st: "No disc inserted"..! Submitted by: [§m§] CHARTERED (00923234091459) on June 10, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Himesh Reshammiya ka kutta ghar se bhaag gya, Puchhne par btaya: ''Saala Raat ko gaane kkhud gaata Ha,aur Subaah mohalle waale muje maarte hen:- )''. Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 09, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Race hdekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko milega? 2nd: sab se aagey waley ko sardar toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey hein..? Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 09, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar 2 hotel manager:Jaldi chalo,meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai".... Managr:wht can i do?.. Sardr:Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai Submitted by: zahid (life_is_a_ball_2004@yahoo.com) on June 09, 2008 Rating: 4.8 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor do sardar jungle may ja rahe the samne saher aa gia aik ne mitti utha k sher ki ankhon may daal di aur bag nikla dusra waheen khara raha jab pehle ne peeche mur k dekha k dusra waheen khara hai to usay kehne laga abay bhag yahan se to dusra sardar kehne l Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 08, 2008 Rating: 3.8 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he postmaster: bhai ye post officehy tum police station ja karreport karwa Admi: kya karo khushi k mareykuch samajh nahi araha Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 08, 2008 Rating: 3.8 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir seawaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi? Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar pernahi hai Bhikari: main ny chummi nahi,roti mangi hai. I AM SENDING THIS MESSAGE TO MY FAVOTITE AND GOOD FRIEND YASIR HELLO YASIR Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24 25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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