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Submitted by:
syed umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on
August 13, 2009
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Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?
I'm Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:
Submitted by:
syed umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on
August 13, 2009
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Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Dost: wo Q?
Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
Submitted by:
syed umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on
August 13, 2009
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On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wif
Submitted by:
syed umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on
August 13, 2009
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Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
Submitted by:
A (life_is_love92@yahoo.com) on
August 08, 2009
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Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti Main her haftay tumhe change karta
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on
August 07, 2009
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Major Rohail kangaal ho gya
tu apni bv ko bola:
Bacho ko nani ke trf chor ao
Tm apni ma ke trf chali jao
Aur mera kya hy
Mei apne susraal chala jaun ga
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on
August 07, 2009
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Kid: Dad, main Itna BADA Kab Banuga K Main Mummy Ko Bina Bataye Ghar Say Bahar Ja Sakoon..??
Dad: Beta, itna BADA Tu Ajj Tak Main B Nahi Hua..! %-)
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on
August 07, 2009
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Ek Phatan ko Major Rohail ne Airforce se nekal dya,
Phatan zid kr rha tha k 14 August pr cylancer nekal k jahaz urrana hai
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on
August 07, 2009
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Dunya me agr GIRLS na hn to
Road Sunsan
Markt Viran
Na Janu na Jan
Na koi Girl frnd k lye Preshan
Bus Namaz
Or
Quran
&
All Boys
Direct
Janat ul muqam:
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on
August 07, 2009
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kaanto ke badle phool kya doge... aansoo ke badle khushee kya doge... hum chaahte hai aapse umar bhar dosti... humaare is savaal ka javaab kya doge.
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on
August 07, 2009
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Teri dosti,teri wafa hi kafi hai, Tamam umr ye aasra hi kafi hai. Jahan kahin bhi milo, milke muskura dena, Khushiyon ke vaaste ye silsila hi kafi hai.
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) () on
August 07, 2009
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Teri dosti,teri wafa hi kafi hai, Tamam umr ye aasra hi kafi hai. Jahan kahin bhi milo, milke muskura dena, Khushiyon ke vaaste ye silsila hi kafi hai.
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on
August 07, 2009
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TUJHE Apna Mukkdr Batate Hai Hum, Khuda K Baad Tere Aage Sir Jhukate Hai Hum. dosti Ka Rishta Tod Mat Dena, is Rishte K DumPar muskurate hai hum
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on
August 07, 2009
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Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum, dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum, jisko roj ek sms karna pade, kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....
Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on
August 07, 2009
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Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, rehte hai jo nigaho se door,sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai
xxxxxxx4654
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