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Submitted by: [SmS] cHaRTEReD (00923234091459) on June 08, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Sardaar to doctor:
Tuaanu taankay laane aande ne?
Doctor: haan
Sardaar: meri jutti te laa deyo..3234091459

Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 07, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Premika premi se: main maaBannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yumhosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay toukabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumharedaddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane walihoon..

Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 07, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Husband - tum kon hoo
Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apniBiwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her ghambhola deta hai

Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 07, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
?Himaalaya ki choti pe jaapahunche?
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
?Abe sale gadhe. ab utregakaise?

Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 07, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Ek din Wife aur Husbandmandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andhahon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hihoga

Submitted by: raaj (raaj_iar@yahoo.Com) on June 07, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

A sardar was fall in Love with nurse.
Sardar Ne iqrar-i-Muhabaat Kerna CHAHA Lakin Na kam.
Aik Mertaba himat ker ke Nurse ko bola Ke........
I LOVE U SISTER.

Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

1 larki ki dua
Kasam se her larkay ko bhuladungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe duadungi,

Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

1 parents apnay betay k liyeaisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay perthapar marta hay.
Son:Abu aj mei bemar honschool nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jubtumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin boltatha
Chatakh!
Mom:Kia howa?
Ba

Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhikuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hiAchi.!:-)

Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Why is ?SINGH? added to everysardars name?
?
?
?
Do you know?
Really u don?t know?
Bcoz of it?s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay

Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Husband: Kal mere khawabmain ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband merekhawab main aya tha!

Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larkimei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta haik
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai?:p

Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Boy to father: ?Baap idhar aa?.
Mother:?Aise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai?
Boy: ?Baap, izzat se idhar aa!?.

Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Patient to Nurse: ?I Love You?
Tumne to mera Dil hi ChuraLiya?.
NURSE : ?chal jhoota ,
.
.
Mene to sirf tumhaari
Kidney churai hai?

Submitted by: RANA JAHANGIR YOUNIS (jahangiricm@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam kar do 1 benaam c mohbbat mere naam kardo Meri Zaat pe fat itna ehsan kardo Ghar se naha kar niklo piray ukaqy ko hairaan kardo

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