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Submitted by:
Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo,com) on
August 01, 2009
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Ek admi ne address pochne ke liye
Ek Sardar se kaha kiya main ap ko taklef de sakta ho
Sardar aby himat hai to hat laga ke dekh
0345-xxxxxxx
M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui
Submitted by:
Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on
August 01, 2009
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Son: Papa ap ne kaha tha na main jab pas aon ga to ap mjhe 5000 rupe do ge
Father: Han beta
Son: Papa mubarak ho ap ke 5000 rupe bach gae
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Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on
August 01, 2009
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Sardar: math ke paper main danc kar rha tha
Teachr: Tum kyun Danc kar rahe ho
Sardar: mere Dost ne kaha tha har step ke no milte hai
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui
Submitted by:
Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on
August 01, 2009
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Ek din Choha Sharab ke Darum main gir giya
Nikla to wo Nashe main dhunt tha
Bili ke mou pe apni dom mari
Aur Bola kaho to jan de do Bilo rani
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui
Submitted by:
saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee ho ga??
Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45
Submitted by:
saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi krogy ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Studnt:
Sir Depend krta hy K kon Khobsurat hy.
Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi.
Submitted by:
maria khan (xxxxxxx2869) (maria_khan@hotmail.com) on
July 31, 2009
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sardar complained 2 police man : sir all item,s are missing except the TV in my house ,
police man : why did the thief not take the TV ?
sardar : OH , that,s because I WAS WATCHING IT !!! IJ@Z
Submitted by:
saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain hahaha
Submitted by:
saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First. hehehehe
Submitted by:
saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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agar pathan pakistan par saltanat karty to
pakistan ka name =pareshankhan=
currency = zillat,
king = fazool khan,
queen = ghariba khan,
capital = dal dal abad,
timezone= nst(naswar standard time)
adliya= khanakharab
Submitted by:
saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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wo kon si cheez he jo
pani ke begair 2 din zinda rahe,
khane ke begair 4 din,
oxygen ke begair 10 minute,
aur naswar ke begair 1 second?
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"pathan"
Submitted by:
saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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Sardar to Sardar:
Who Ladki Behri hai;
2nd sardar: kaisy?
Sardar: mein ne usay I love u kaha to boli main ne kal hi
Naya sandal khrida hai…..’
Submitted by:
saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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If you have the talent
and u have the skill
and u want to do something for others,
then do not waste your time and join LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS
Submitted by:
saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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Fasla Na Rahey Yeh Duaa Kijiye,
Hey Takaza Wafa Ka Wafa Kijiye,
Or To Kuch Nahi Mangtey Hein Hum,
Jab Uthao Hath To Humarey Liye B Duaa Kijye
Submitted by:
saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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sheikh : begam deko mein aj bus k
peche bag kr ghar aya hun or kraye ke 10 rupay bacha liye
wife : tum bht idiot ho rakshay k
pichay bahgte to 80 rupe bach janay thay
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