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Wife: Fir kee ho ga?? Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakh Hot Coffee Rs. 15 Cold Coffee Rs. 45 Submitted by: saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on July 31, 2009 Rating: 4.89 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Professor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi krogy ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Studnt: Sir Depend krta hy K kon Khobsurat hy. Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi. Submitted by: maria khan (xxxxxxx2869) (maria_khan@hotmail.com) on July 31, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor sardar complained 2 police man : sir all item,s are missing except the TV in my house , police man : why did the thief not take the TV ? sardar : OH , that,s because I WAS WATCHING IT !!! IJ@Z Submitted by: saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on July 31, 2009 Rating: 4.43 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain hahaha Submitted by: saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on July 31, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Singer To His Neighbor: Whenever I Sing, Your Dog Starts Barking. Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault, You Start It First. hehehehe Submitted by: saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on July 31, 2009 Rating: 1.57 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor agar pathan pakistan par saltanat karty to pakistan ka name =pareshankhan= currency = zillat, king = fazool khan, queen = ghariba khan, capital = dal dal abad, timezone= nst(naswar standard time) adliya= khanakharab Submitted by: saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on July 31, 2009 Rating: 2.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor wo kon si cheez he jo pani ke begair 2 din zinda rahe, khane ke begair 4 din, oxygen ke begair 10 minute, aur naswar ke begair 1 second? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "pathan" Submitted by: saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on July 31, 2009 Rating: 3.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar to Sardar: Who Ladki Behri hai; 2nd sardar: kaisy? Sardar: mein ne usay I love u kaha to boli main ne kal hi Naya sandal khrida hai…..’ Submitted by: saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on July 31, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor If you have the talent and u have the skill and u want to do something for others, then do not waste your time and join LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS Submitted by: saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on July 31, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Fasla Na Rahey Yeh Duaa Kijiye, Hey Takaza Wafa Ka Wafa Kijiye, Or To Kuch Nahi Mangtey Hein Hum, Jab Uthao Hath To Humarey Liye B Duaa Kijye Submitted by: saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on July 31, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor sheikh : begam deko mein aj bus k peche bag kr ghar aya hun or kraye ke 10 rupay bacha liye wife : tum bht idiot ho rakshay k pichay bahgte to 80 rupe bach janay thay Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25 26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192

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