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Submitted by:
subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on
August 07, 2009
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jaki chan ka sms
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
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subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on
August 07, 2009
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If ur world is spining Round & Round.
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
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Amar xxxxxxx4997 (www.some_time@yahoo.com) on
August 07, 2009
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mohabt to main ny us din sy chor di the faraz,jb us ny kaha tha pappiyan day paisay wakhray,tay japhiyan day paisy wakhray...,
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ali (xxxxxxx7889) on
August 06, 2009
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AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HAY K :
SARDAR JI:BHAI MUJHAY AIK 5 LITRE WALA HABIB COOKING OIL DEY DO COLESTROL FREE.
DUKANDAR: Yeh LAIN.
SARDAR JI: ISS KA GIFT KAHAN HAY.
DUKANDAR: KONSA GIFT.
SARDAR JI: ISS PAY LIKHA HAY
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ali (xxxxxxx7889) on
August 06, 2009
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Sardar: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Sardar's wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Sardar: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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ali (xxxxxxx7889) on
August 06, 2009
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AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HAY K :
SARDAR JI:BHAI MUJHAY AIK 5 LITRE WALA HABIB COOKING OIL DEY DO COLESTROL FREE.
DUKANDAR: Yeh LAIN.
SARDAR JI: ISS KA GIFT KAHAN HAY.
DUKANDAR: KONSA GIFT.
SARDAR JI: ISS PAY LIKHA HAY
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Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on
August 01, 2009
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Ek ladke Dupata rangwane gae
Aur dukan dar se kaha is rangna hai
Dukandar kis rang main
Ladke . is ko esa rango ke is mai na
Na safed ho na kala ho na pela ho na nela ho
Na jamne ho na gren ho na gulabe ho na lal ho
Na asmani ho
Duka
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Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on
August 01, 2009
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Ek ladke Dupata rangwane gae
Aur dukan dar se kaha is rangna hai
Dukandar kis rang main
Ladke . is ko esa rango ke is mai na
Na safed ho na kala ho na pela ho na nela ho
Na jamne ho na gren ho na gulabe ho na lal ho
Na asmani ho
Duka
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Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on
August 01, 2009
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Ek din mila wo mjh se
Bujha bujha jhuka jhuka sa
Udasion main racha basa sa
Jo main pocha us se
Udas kyun ho
Bola bohat naram lahje main
50 ka balance dalwea tha
Abhe tak nhe aya
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui
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Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo,com) on
August 01, 2009
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Ek admi ne address pochne ke liye
Ek Sardar se kaha kiya main ap ko taklef de sakta ho
Sardar aby himat hai to hat laga ke dekh
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui
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Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on
August 01, 2009
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Son: Papa ap ne kaha tha na main jab pas aon ga to ap mjhe 5000 rupe do ge
Father: Han beta
Son: Papa mubarak ho ap ke 5000 rupe bach gae
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Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on
August 01, 2009
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Sardar: math ke paper main danc kar rha tha
Teachr: Tum kyun Danc kar rahe ho
Sardar: mere Dost ne kaha tha har step ke no milte hai
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Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on
August 01, 2009
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Ek din Choha Sharab ke Darum main gir giya
Nikla to wo Nashe main dhunt tha
Bili ke mou pe apni dom mari
Aur Bola kaho to jan de do Bilo rani
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui
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saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee ho ga??
Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45
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saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi krogy ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Studnt:
Sir Depend krta hy K kon Khobsurat hy.
Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi.
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