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Circuit: Bhai agar reply aya to samjho Donkey hai, nahi to Monkey...!! Submitted by: mujahid iqbal (usman_rabia2000@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Hansti thi, Hansati thi, Baalon ko Lehrati thi, Kuch soch ker sharmati thi, Phir kuch soch ker muskarati thi, Aj pata chala Saali "PAGAL" thi.... ! Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor If dentists make films,?thenames will be - *Daant ho na ho *Jaanam brush karo *Aa ab clean karen *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum *Humara daant aapke paashai!:-) Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Lab pe ati hai Dua ban ktamanna meri, Dil karta he band krwa doon simtere, Dor duniya ka tere DAM seujala hojaye, Jo mjhe sms na kare Uskarange kala HOjaye?. Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Jab se begum ne mujhe murghabana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhijhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe barastekion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k tumhainkitna saja rakha hai, Roz leti he talashi wo police kimanind, Pochti he kahan pai Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi atatha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A sardarji?s boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteenyears old Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: ?Me sick, no work? Boss SMS back: ?When I am sick I kiss my wifetry it? 2 hours later sardar sms 2boss: ?Me ok, ur wife very sweet? Submitted by: syed umar hayar 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj finalhai. Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A sardar had a child after 3month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month kbad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi kokitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month kbaad?< Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar 2 friend: Guess howmany coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both ofthem Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 sardar airhostess se, ?Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohutmilti hai!? Hostess ne zordar thappar us kmun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:?Adat bhibohut milti hai? Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar ko truck ne takkar mardi Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck kpichay likha tha ?Phir Milenge? Submitted by: syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 06, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sonelaga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai,uper ajaa. Submitted by: syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on June 05, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Meri zindagi per faqat itna-ehsan ker do, Ik benam si mohabbat merenaam kerdo, Ik subha ko milo aur shaamkerdo, Aur sham tak mere ghar kasara kam kerdo, Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26 27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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