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Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life Submitted by: subtain(xxxxxxx4654) (sxxxxxxx654@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor If ur world is spining Round & Round. If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... Submitted by: Amar xxxxxxx4997 (www.some_time@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor mohabt to main ny us din sy chor di the faraz,jb us ny kaha tha pappiyan day paisay wakhray,tay japhiyan day paisy wakhray..., Submitted by: ali (xxxxxxx7889) on August 06, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HAY K : SARDAR JI:BHAI MUJHAY AIK 5 LITRE WALA HABIB COOKING OIL DEY DO COLESTROL FREE. DUKANDAR: Yeh LAIN. SARDAR JI: ISS KA GIFT KAHAN HAY. DUKANDAR: KONSA GIFT. SARDAR JI: ISS PAY LIKHA HAY Submitted by: ali (xxxxxxx7889) on August 06, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Sardar's wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Sardar: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai Submitted by: ali (xxxxxxx7889) on August 06, 2009 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HAY K : SARDAR JI:BHAI MUJHAY AIK 5 LITRE WALA HABIB COOKING OIL DEY DO COLESTROL FREE. DUKANDAR: Yeh LAIN. SARDAR JI: ISS KA GIFT KAHAN HAY. DUKANDAR: KONSA GIFT. SARDAR JI: ISS PAY LIKHA HAY Submitted by: Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on August 01, 2009 Rating: 3.23 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek ladke Dupata rangwane gae Aur dukan dar se kaha is rangna hai Dukandar kis rang main Ladke . is ko esa rango ke is mai na Na safed ho na kala ho na pela ho na nela ho Na jamne ho na gren ho na gulabe ho na lal ho Na asmani ho Duka Submitted by: Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on August 01, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek ladke Dupata rangwane gae Aur dukan dar se kaha is rangna hai Dukandar kis rang main Ladke . is ko esa rango ke is mai na Na safed ho na kala ho na pela ho na nela ho Na jamne ho na gren ho na gulabe ho na lal ho Na asmani ho Duka Submitted by: Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on August 01, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek din mila wo mjh se Bujha bujha jhuka jhuka sa Udasion main racha basa sa Jo main pocha us se Udas kyun ho Bola bohat naram lahje main 50 ka balance dalwea tha Abhe tak nhe aya 0345-xxxxxxx M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui Submitted by: Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo,com) on August 01, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek admi ne address pochne ke liye Ek Sardar se kaha kiya main ap ko taklef de sakta ho Sardar aby himat hai to hat laga ke dekh 0345-xxxxxxx M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui Submitted by: Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on August 01, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Son: Papa ap ne kaha tha na main jab pas aon ga to ap mjhe 5000 rupe do ge Father: Han beta Son: Papa mubarak ho ap ke 5000 rupe bach gae 0345-xxxxxxx Submitted by: Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on August 01, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar: math ke paper main danc kar rha tha Teachr: Tum kyun Danc kar rahe ho Sardar: mere Dost ne kaha tha har step ke no milte hai 0345-xxxxxxx M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui Submitted by: Mass 0334-384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on August 01, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek din Choha Sharab ke Darum main gir giya Nikla to wo Nashe main dhunt tha Bili ke mou pe apni dom mari Aur Bola kaho to jan de do Bilo rani 0345-xxxxxxx M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui Submitted by: saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on July 31, 2009 Rating: 4.56 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife: Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi.. Wife: Fir kee ho ga?? Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakh Hot Coffee Rs. 15 Cold Coffee Rs. 45 Submitted by: saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on July 31, 2009 Rating: 4.89 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Professor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi krogy ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Studnt: Sir Depend krta hy K kon Khobsurat hy. Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi. 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