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Submitted by:
Mujahid Iqbal (mujahid_005@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit apne ko kaise pata chalega k sms parhne wala donkey hai ya monkey....??
Circuit: Bhai agar reply aya to samjho Donkey hai, nahi to Monkey...!!
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mujahid iqbal (usman_rabia2000@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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Hansti thi,
Hansati thi,
Baalon ko Lehrati thi,
Kuch soch ker sharmati thi,
Phir kuch soch ker muskarati thi,
Aj pata chala
Saali "PAGAL" thi.... !
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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If dentists make films,?thenames will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paashai!:-)
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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Lab pe ati hai Dua ban ktamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon simtere,
Dor duniya ka tere DAM seujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uskarange kala HOjaye?.
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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Jab se begum ne mujhe murghabana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhijhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe barastekion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhainkitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police kimanind,
Pochti he kahan pai
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi atatha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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A sardarji?s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteenyears old
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
?Me sick, no work?
Boss SMS back:
?When I am sick I kiss my wifetry it?
2 hours later sardar sms 2boss:
?Me ok, ur wife very sweet?
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syed umar hayar 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj finalhai.
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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A sardar had a child after 3month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month kbad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi kokitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month kbaad?<
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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Sardar 2 friend: Guess howmany
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both ofthem
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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1 sardar airhostess se,
?Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohutmilti hai!?
Hostess ne zordar thappar us kmun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:?Adat bhibohut milti hai?
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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Sardar ko truck ne takkar mardi
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck kpichay likha tha
?Phir Milenge?
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 06, 2008
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3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sonelaga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai,uper ajaa.
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 05, 2008
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Meri zindagi per faqat itna-ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat merenaam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaamkerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar kasara kam kerdo,
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