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Submitted by:
saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Submitted by:
saifkhan (saifullah555@yahoo.com) on
July 31, 2009
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice
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mass 0334 384-2317 (m_anwar_sheikh@yahoo.com) on
July 30, 2009
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ek pathan road par chalte howe
ruka aur kuch uthia
aur bola yera log kaise hain
poty bhe ac karte hai jaise Samoosa ho
Submitted by:
noman (ms13sunder) on
July 30, 2009
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sarda's daughter:
abba kal apne ghar se ek banda kam hojay ga...!!
next day:
wo larki bhag gai..!!
sardar:
kuri ne kaam to acha nai kia...
par thi wo najomi...!!
Submitted by:
$M$_BO$$ (mssansari@yahoo.com) on
July 29, 2009
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sarda's daughter:
abba kal apne ghar se ek banda kam hojay ga...!!
next day:
wo larki bhag gai..!!
sardar:
kuri ne kaam to acha nai kia...
par thi wo najomi...!!
$M$_BO$$
xxxxxxx7214
Submitted by:
$M$_BO$$ (mssansari@yahoo.com) on
July 29, 2009
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ab k mila to jee bhar k pani pilaun ga farazzzzzz...!!!
jo galiyon me ye kehta phirta hai...
yu meri adhoori piyass..!!
piyass..!!
$M$_BO$$
xxxxxxx7214
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CH-TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx5751) on
July 28, 2009
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice
Submitted by:
CH-TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx5751) on
July 28, 2009
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Submitted by:
0300-xxxxxxx ,. xxxxxxx1899 () on
July 27, 2009
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sheikh : begam deko mein aj bus k
peche bag kr ghar aya hun or kraye 10 rupay bacha liye
wife : tum bht idiot ho rakshay k
pichay bahgte to 80 rupe bach janay thay
Submitted by:
nadeem (nadeem_ahmed1982@yahoo.com) on
July 22, 2009
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Fasla Na Rahey Yeh Duaa Kijiye,
Hey Takaza Wafa Ka Wafa Kijiye,
Or To Kuch Nahi Mangtey Hein Hum,
Jab Uthao Hath To Humarey Liye B Duaa Kijye...
Submitted by:
MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on
July 20, 2009
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If you have the talent
and u have the skill
and u want to do something for others,
then do not waste your time and join LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS
Submitted by:
MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on
July 20, 2009
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Sardar to Sardar:
Who Ladki Behri hai;
2nd sardar: kaisy?
Sardar: mein ne usay I love u kaha to boli main ne kal hi
Naya sandal khrida hai…..’
Submitted by:
MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on
July 20, 2009
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wo kon si cheez he jo
pani ke begair 2 din zinda rahe,
khane ke begair 4 din,
oxygen ke begair 10 minute,
aur naswar ke begair 1 second?
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"pathan"
Submitted by:
MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on
July 20, 2009
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agar pathan pakistan par saltanat karty to
pakistan ka name =pareshankhan=
currency = zillat,
king = fazool khan,
queen = ghariba kahn,
capital = dal dal abad,
timezone= nst(naswar standard time)
adliya= khanakharab
Submitted by:
MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on
July 20, 2009
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Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First. hehehehe
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