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Submitted by: Sameer +92 300 2711 588 (musu98@hotmail.com) on December 18, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women ...

1 - Young

2 - Old

And

3 - Middle Aged ... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer +92 300 2711 588 (musu98@hotmail.com) on December 18, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

The Company Of
Gud Ppl Is Like The Shop
Of Perfume
Wethr U Have Bought
Or Not
U'll Receive A Lot Of Gud
Fragnance










So Dun Lose Me ... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer +92 300 2711 588 (musu98@hotmail.com) on December 18, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

FuNnY fAcT ...

ThE pEoPlE

WhO wAnT qUiEt

ArE aLwAyZ

ThE lOuDeSt

GeTtInG

eVeRyOnE eLsE tO

sHuT uP ...

IsN't It ... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 16, 2009
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,



Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

.
.
.
.
.

Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 16, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

I always pray 4u that.

May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 16, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man'na nahi =P ;)

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 16, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

Submitted by: shamsheraliawan +xxxxxxx04352 (shamsheeraliawan@yahoo.com) on December 16, 2009
Rating: 1 out of 5

roye wo is qadar meri lash sa lipat kar
k lash khud ud k boli tu mar ja sadi kher hai

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 12, 2009
Rating: 3.33 out of 5

Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"SameeR"
Is So Sweet

You'll Smile
Automatically ..

Coz

Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 12, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has :-D

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 12, 2009
Rating: 4.85 out of 5

Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?

Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~


"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->

Submitted by: HAROON-0300-33-11-426 (soldier_haroon@hotmail.com) on December 11, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,
then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 11, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" SameeR ""Sirf Mera Hai...

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 11, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?


Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on December 11, 2009
Rating: 3 out of 5

Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."

Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"

Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)

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