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Wife: Fir kee ho ga?? Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakh Hot Coffee Rs. 15 Cold Coffee Rs. 45 Submitted by: Afaq 0300 xxxxxxx (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on July 09, 2009 Rating: 4.58 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Larka: aa apni beti ki shaadi mujh se kar den main aap ko us k wazan k barabar sona donga Sheikh: mujhe waqt do: Boy: Sochne k liae Sheikh: nahi apni beti ka wazan barhane k liae Submitted by: Afaq 0300 xxxxxxx (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on July 09, 2009 Rating: 4.85 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A sardar went to museum. there he broke a statue. Officer: u have broken five thousand years old statue. Sardar: Thanks God1 maen samjha nwaan C... Submitted by: Afaq 0300 xxxxxxx (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on July 09, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan Dirving on wrong side of Road & He Became Upset & Said ===SHIT=== aaj phir late ho gaya saare log wapis jaa rahe hain... Submitted by: Afaq 0300 xxxxxxx (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on July 09, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Zindagi men 2 heezen kismat walon ko milti hain . . . 1st acha or mukhlis dost . . . . 2nd meetha kharbooza. Submitted by: Afaq 0300 xxxxxxx (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on July 09, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Shekh sahib ko electric current laga! Bivi: sheikh sahib ap theek hain? Sheikh: main theek hon bahir dekho unit kitnay giray hain.??? Submitted by: Afaq 0300 xxxxxxx (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on July 09, 2009 Rating: 3.8 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar ki BV bhaag gai. 3 din baad wapis ai Sardar ghusse se bola: "Hun ki lain aai ain" Sardarni: Mobile da charger... Submitted by: Afaq 0300 xxxxxxx (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on July 09, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ab wo churra le kr mere peeche lag gai hy FARAZ, jab se mainne kaha hy "DIL CHEER K DEEKH TERA HI NAAM HO GA..." 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Pathan bola Dorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Submitted by: shahbaz xxxxxxx4377 (sialkot) on June 29, 2009 Rating: 4.11 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Never Ignore a person who Luvs u Cares for u & Miss U Remembers U Bcoz One day u may wake up frm ur sleep And realize that u’ve lost the moon while counting stars ……..!!!! Submitted by: shahbaz xxxxxxx4377 (sialkot) on June 29, 2009 Rating: 4.56 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor I am a paper, you can write your feelings, scrible your anger, use me to absorb your tears, don't throw me after use, but when you feel cold, i will burn myself to warm you. shahbaz Submitted by: shahbaz iqbal (sialkot) on June 29, 2009 Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Apki berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne, Pyaar ka harfarz ada kiya hamne, Mat sochna ki bhula diya aapko, aaj phira apse pehle aapko yaad kiya humne Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27 28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192

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