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Submitted by:
syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 05, 2008
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Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50%dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikaldia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola:Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia
Submitted by:
syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 05, 2008
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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
Submitted by:
syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 05, 2008
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Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ringtone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe changekarta
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 05, 2008
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Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
Submitted by:
syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 05, 2008
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Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghijal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga dithi
Submitted by:
syed umar hayat (syed_umar_hayat@yahoo.com) on
June 05, 2008
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Sardar english k paper main failho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
Submitted by:
Sonia 0333-8105555 (sonia_rani@yahoo.com) on
June 05, 2008
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Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bache
Submitted by:
Sonia 0333-8105555 (sonia_rani@yahoo.com) on
June 05, 2008
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.
Submitted by:
syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 05, 2008
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Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay ka aaraam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 05, 2008
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ghalib farmate hain:
hazaron larkiya aesi k harlarki pay dam niklay!
jis pay dam niklay uskisaheli us say bhi udhamnikle.
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 05, 2008
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In order to get job in a goodcompany a boy needs 100%talent. But a girl needs only4% talent. Remaining isalready
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 ) = 96%
with her.
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukarnal khaee dee a!
Dost: es mehngaee vichkeevain?
Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee deea te ek kukar noo pai dee a!
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syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo
SePtEMbEr k maheney
mein
APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai.......
Submitted by:
syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,
Or nA tArpAo..
Ab t0 bAtA d0..
Or nA shArmAo..
k..
Tum mUjh sE..
mUjh sE..
mUjh sE..
Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0..
Submitted by:
syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS sehoti hai battery se nahi.
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