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Submitted by:
Sameer +92 300 2711 588 (musu98@hotmail.com) on
December 18, 2009
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There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women ...
1 - Young
2 - Old
And
3 - Middle Aged ... ;->
Submitted by:
Sameer +92 300 2711 588 (musu98@hotmail.com) on
December 18, 2009
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The Company Of
Gud Ppl Is Like The Shop
Of Perfume
Wethr U Have Bought
Or Not
U'll Receive A Lot Of Gud
Fragnance
So Dun Lose Me ... ;->
Submitted by:
Sameer +92 300 2711 588 (musu98@hotmail.com) on
December 18, 2009
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FuNnY fAcT ...
ThE pEoPlE
WhO wAnT qUiEt
ArE aLwAyZ
ThE lOuDeSt
GeTtInG
eVeRyOnE eLsE tO
sHuT uP ...
IsN't It ... ;->
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 16, 2009
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Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 16, 2009
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I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 16, 2009
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"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man'na nahi =P ;)
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 16, 2009
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1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
Submitted by:
shamsheraliawan +xxxxxxx04352 (shamsheeraliawan@yahoo.com) on
December 16, 2009
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roye wo is qadar meri lash sa lipat kar
k lash khud ud k boli tu mar ja sadi kher hai
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 12, 2009
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Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say
"SameeR"
Is So Sweet
You'll Smile
Automatically ..
Coz
Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 12, 2009
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3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has :-D
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 12, 2009
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Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?
Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~
"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
Submitted by:
HAROON-0300-33-11-426 (soldier_haroon@hotmail.com) on
December 11, 2009
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,
then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 11, 2009
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1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni
"" SameeR ""Sirf Mera Hai...
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 11, 2009
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Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
kya karu?
Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,
zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
December 11, 2009
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Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."
Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"
Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
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