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Submitted by:
syed umar hayat 03137862243 (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko ChahtaHun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha
2:Phir
1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Wafadar log haan ham wafa karyan gay.
Jann mango fida karyan gay.
Dil mango nikal kar hath per rakhan gay.
Sirf 100 Rupe ka balance behjo do
Ham namazi log han Dua karyan gay.
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Biwi:Ager Mein Mar Jaon To Kia Karo Gay?
Husband: To Shaid Main Bi Mar Jaon Ga.
Biwi:Kyun?
Husband:Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Jan Lewa Hoti Hai. U.H
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Dil main aap
Dharkan main aap
Aankhon main aap
Sanson main aap
Jaha b daikhon
Bus aap he aap
Dettol wali aunti such kehti hain
Jaraseem her jaga hotay hain U.H
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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boy: mujhe se shaadi karo gi
girl: nahi
boy: Q
girl: mere ghar waley nahi mane ge
boy: tumhary ghar mey kon kon hai.
girl: ek husband aur do bachey. U.H
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Kesa Lagta Ha Jab Raat K Sannate me Hawa K Jhonkay K Sath Khamoshi Se Chalte Huwe,Koi Chupke Se aaye or Kahey.......
Chal Oye Mobile Kad. U.H
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Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
June 04, 2008
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khidki khuli zulfen udi, socha husn-e-yaar ka didar tha zulfen hati kismat futi, wo to nahaya hua sardar tha.
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Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Tere ishq me ye Dil deewana ho gaya, Badan se badboo aati hai,Nahaye zamana ho gaya.
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Aik chursi apni ankhein donate kerne gaya....
After Operation Doctor. Asked Chursi: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Chursi Replied: ye ankein jisko lagao bata dena...
Ye do cush lagane ke bad khulti hain.........
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Ur eyes like Patakha,
ur lips like Rocket,
ur ears like Chakri,
ur smile like Fuljadi,
ur style like Anar,
ur personality like Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle"
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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isi ne dil badal
liya kisi ne dhadkan badal li
app kay pass badalne ko kuch na tha
toh app nae masjid main ja kar chapal badal li. U.H
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Teri ik Angraai lene se mera dam nikal sa jata hai...
Ay zaalim,
Ay qaatil,
Ay dilbar,
Ay dost...Ik body spray lagane mein tera kya jata hai.
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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when an apple is green,it is ready to pluck & when a girl is 18' she is ready for....
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" I.D CARD "
hamesha galat hi sochna!!!
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syed umar hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on
June 04, 2008
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Mere Mobile ka accident ho gya hai
Dr.Nokia ne kaha hai k khoon kam hai.
please mujhey Sms botal send karo mera mobile
I.C.U main hai.
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