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Submitted by: shahbaz (sialkot) on June 29, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.



Submitted by: Zulfi (From: Khewra) (zulfeqaar@yahoo.com) on June 22, 2009
Rating: 4.2 out of 5


rang, khushboo gulaab day mujh ko

is dua main ajab asar aaya

main nay phoolon ki aarzoo ki thi

aankh main motia utar aaya

Submitted by: Ali (abshaar786@hotmail.com) on June 13, 2009
Rating: 4.14 out of 5

na jaane kub taare toot jayen,
na jaane kub aansu chhoott jayen,
kch pal humare sath b hans lo,
na jaane kub tmhare daant toot jayen..:)

Submitted by: A. Rahim Khan (arahimkhan67@yahoo.com) on June 13, 2009
Rating: 2.82 out of 5

Ek Pathan Engineering ke post k leye interview denay gya enterviwer na pocha betoo Motor kisay cheltey hai. Pathan bola Dorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Submitted by: SMS DON (smsdon007@gmail.com , http://mehmaiz.peperonity.com) on June 12, 2009
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

na jaane kub taare toot jayen,
na jaane kub aansu chhoott jayen,
kch pal humare sath b hans lo,
na jaane kub tmhare daant toot jayen..:)
(92-343-xxxxxxx)

Submitted by: Ahsan (ahsanpiara@yahoo.com) on June 08, 2009
Rating: 3.8 out of 5

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!


Submitted by: NOmi (nevernever88@ymail.com) on June 06, 2009
Rating: 4.6 out of 5

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.


Submitted by: CH.TAHIR (xxxxxxx5751) on May 30, 2009
Rating: 4.26 out of 5

whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".


Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx5751) on May 30, 2009
Rating: 4.83 out of 5

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice


Submitted by: umar (pakistani_legndboy@yahoo.com) on May 30, 2009
Rating: 2.33 out of 5

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Submitted by: jibran khan (jibbi_badboy@yahoo.com) on May 29, 2009
Rating: 3.89 out of 5

pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,

pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....

Submitted by: Balooooch (Soldier of The Soldiers) on May 20, 2009
Rating: 4.2 out of 5

Friends are helpful not only because they will listen to us, but because they will laugh at us; Through them we learn a little objectivity, a little modesty, a little courtesy;
We learn the rules of life and become better players of the game

Submitted by: HASEEB CHAUDHRY (+92XXXxxxxxxx) on May 16, 2009
Rating: 4.44 out of 5

once two friends were going on a jouney in a jungle. there came a bear. one of them ran and climbed up the tree. the other lay down held his breath. the bear came to him and said, " puttar ay drama bazi nae chalni main eh kahani pari hoi ay."

Submitted by: Haseeb (alhaseeb29@yahoo.com) on May 16, 2009
Rating: 4.6 out of 5

amagin a race between love and fraiendship: who will win? non of them. because friendship always comprises and love always sacrifices.

Submitted by: Haseeb Chaudhry (+92xxxxxxxxxx) on May 16, 2009
Rating: 4.56 out of 5

judge: tum teesri bar adalit mein aa rahay ho tmhein sharam nahi aati. Sardar: o janab tussi roz aanday o tawanu nae aandi.

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