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Submitted by:
Haseeb (alhaseeb29@yahoo.com) on
May 16, 2009
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amagin a race between love and fraiendship: who will win? non of them. because friendship always comprises and love always sacrifices.
Submitted by:
Haseeb Chaudhry (+92xxxxxxxxxx) on
May 16, 2009
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judge: tum teesri bar adalit mein aa rahay ho tmhein sharam nahi aati. Sardar: o janab tussi roz aanday o tawanu nae aandi.
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GHAZAL (ghazl@yahoo.com) on
May 14, 2009
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ek aadmi tahajjad parh k dua kar raha tha
Ae khuda sb so rae hain main teri ibadat kar raha hun
saath soyh shakhs bola
tu dua kar
sadiyan shikayatan na laaa......
Submitted by:
Manahil (shahida@fulcrum-pk.com) on
May 14, 2009
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Aamir Khan film "Gajini" ko dekh kr Adnan Sami ne faisla kia hai k wo b ek film banayega or us ka naam hoga
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"WAZNI"
Submitted by:
Balooooch... (xxxxxxx1426) on
May 13, 2009
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Take care, don't fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you will forever be led by others.
Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make a difference, if you choose to do so.
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Ghazal (ghazl@yahoo.com) on
May 13, 2009
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Pathan english k paper me fail ho gayh,Due to following translations:
1.main aam admi nae hun
(I am not a mango man)
2.sarda aur garma fruit hain
(colda and hota is fruiy)
3.mujhe b english aati hai
(english comes to me)
4.do aur do b
Submitted by:
ghazal (ghazl@yahoo.com) on
May 12, 2009
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Dr. pagal se:tum pagal kaisy huay?
pagal:main ne ek bewa se shaadi ki
uski jawaan beti se meray baap ne shaadi ki...........
youn meri wo beti meri maa ban gai
un k ghar beti hui
to wo meri behan hui
magar main uski naani ka shohsr tha i
Submitted by:
Balooooch... (xxxxxxx1426) on
May 11, 2009
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A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and
can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
...Soldier of The Soldiers...
Submitted by:
Haseeb Ahmad Ch. (+92xxxxx22331) on
May 11, 2009
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sheikh: at petrol pump.
bhi Rs.1 ka petrol dal do.
salesman: itna petrol dalwa kr kahan jana hai.
Sheikh: jana kahan hai hum to aisay hi paisay uratay rehtayt hain.
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Haseeb Chaudhry (+xxxxxxx22331 alhaseeb29@yahoo.com) on
May 10, 2009
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Sardar: maan mubarik ho hm 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maan: haan puttra! beta hoya ya beti'
Sardar: nae maan meri bivi ne dosri shadi kr layee ay.
Submitted by:
Muhammad Nabeel (nabeel2ocean@gmail.com) on
May 06, 2009
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Ed din milla wo mujh say
bujha bujha sa
jhuka jhuka sa
udasioun main racha bassa sa
jo main ne poocha
udass kioun hoo ?
juka k palkain
chupa k chehra
laga wo kehnay
20 ka load ker
Submitted by:
IMRAN (xxxxxxx8387@yahoo.com) on
May 02, 2009
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a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.
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umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on
May 01, 2009
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Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))
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umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on
May 01, 2009
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Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,
HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,
MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,
JESE
Zardari
Sardar
Faraz
Or
Sab Se Barh Kar
PATHAN... ;->
Submitted by:
umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on
May 01, 2009
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Rehman Malik mera naam hai..
Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..
Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..
Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..
Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..
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