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Submitted by: BILAL (bilal_shaikh93@hotmail.com) on June 03, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor INTERVIEWER:TEL ME OPPOSIT OF GUD SRDAR:BAD INT:COME SDR:GO INT:UGLY SDR:PICHLI INT:UGLY SDR:PICHLI INT:SHUTUP SDR:KEEP TOKING INT:GET OUT SDR:COME IN INT:OH MA GOD SDR:OH MA DEVIL INT:U R REJECTED SDR:I M SELE Submitted by: Hasnain Haider (03464800064) on June 03, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Mah ap ko sms kar ta ho is ka matlab yah nahi ha kay ap be mojay sms he sent karo ap mojay cake biscuts pizza nimko aur pepsi be to send kar sak tay ho Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on June 02, 2008 Rating: 3.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you’ll never loose is your good looks because you cant lose what you don't have. Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on June 02, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe! Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on June 02, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Buffalo par baithe ek pathan koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega. pathan: oye baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai ! Submitted by: Umer khan (Khan.Umer89@gmail.Com) on June 02, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Jazz menu ma khushamdeed rishtay k liyay 1 dabaien,Mangni k liyay 2 dabaien,Shadi k liyay 3 dabaien aur dosri Shadi k liyay pahli wali ka gala dabaien Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 31, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan ne martey dum saare beton ko bulakar wasiat ki k meri jitni bhi jaidad he us saari ki saari ko mere ELAJ par kharach kardo...HAROON Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 31, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek martaba pathan ne machhli pakarli pathan bhi samander men kooda poocho kiyoo us ne kaha k machli bahir marjaaegi isliye pani men jake zabah karonga...HAROON Submitted by: hassan (sagitarius_5dec@yahoo.com) on May 31, 2008 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor apnay husan par itna ghror na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai... tera husan bi tab tak qaim jab tak .... . . . . . . . . . . . "FAIR&LOVELY"saasti hain.... Submitted by: hassan (sagitarius_5dec) on May 31, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor munna bhai:ye doctor log operation karnay se pehlay patient ko be-hosh q kartay hain? . . . . . circuit:bolay to!patient khud operation karna seekh na la isleya Submitted by: hassan (sagitarius_5dec@yahoo.com) on May 31, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor wife:mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye na ji".... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . husband:chalo tayyar ho joa... petrol pump chaltay hain." Submitted by: Syed Afaque (afaque_syed2002@yahoo.com) on May 31, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Who is beautiful? Its u Who is charming? its u Who is sweetest? Its u Who is smart? Its u Ab Khush mat ho ye msg mere liye aya tha,to main ne socha k apko bata don. Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 30, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor EK AJEEB HOSPITAL Doctor Pathan he patient American he reciepsionist French he Sweeper UAE ka Arab he Watchman England ka he Abulance Driver Switzerland ka he Nurse Lexubug ji he or Salery Pakistan Authority ke pass he.HAR Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29 30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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