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Submitted by: Haseeb (alhaseeb29@yahoo.com) on May 16, 2009
Rating: 4.6 out of 5

amagin a race between love and fraiendship: who will win? non of them. because friendship always comprises and love always sacrifices.

Submitted by: Haseeb Chaudhry (+92xxxxxxxxxx) on May 16, 2009
Rating: 4.56 out of 5

judge: tum teesri bar adalit mein aa rahay ho tmhein sharam nahi aati. Sardar: o janab tussi roz aanday o tawanu nae aandi.

Submitted by: GHAZAL (ghazl@yahoo.com) on May 14, 2009
Rating: 4.64 out of 5

ek aadmi tahajjad parh k dua kar raha tha
Ae khuda sb so rae hain main teri ibadat kar raha hun
saath soyh shakhs bola
tu dua kar
sadiyan shikayatan na laaa......

Submitted by: Manahil (shahida@fulcrum-pk.com) on May 14, 2009
Rating: 4.57 out of 5

Aamir Khan film "Gajini" ko dekh kr Adnan Sami ne faisla kia hai k wo b ek film banayega or us ka naam hoga


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"WAZNI"

Submitted by: Balooooch... (xxxxxxx1426) on May 13, 2009
Rating: 3.33 out of 5

Take care, don't fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you will forever be led by others.
Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make a difference, if you choose to do so.

Submitted by: Ghazal (ghazl@yahoo.com) on May 13, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Pathan english k paper me fail ho gayh,Due to following translations:
1.main aam admi nae hun
(I am not a mango man)
2.sarda aur garma fruit hain
(colda and hota is fruiy)
3.mujhe b english aati hai
(english comes to me)
4.do aur do b

Submitted by: ghazal (ghazl@yahoo.com) on May 12, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

Dr. pagal se:tum pagal kaisy huay?
pagal:main ne ek bewa se shaadi ki
uski jawaan beti se meray baap ne shaadi ki...........
youn meri wo beti meri maa ban gai
un k ghar beti hui
to wo meri behan hui
magar main uski naani ka shohsr tha i

Submitted by: Balooooch... (xxxxxxx1426) on May 11, 2009
Rating: 4.2 out of 5

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and
can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

...Soldier of The Soldiers...

Submitted by: Haseeb Ahmad Ch. (+92xxxxx22331) on May 11, 2009
Rating: 4.45 out of 5

sheikh: at petrol pump.
bhi Rs.1 ka petrol dal do.
salesman: itna petrol dalwa kr kahan jana hai.
Sheikh: jana kahan hai hum to aisay hi paisay uratay rehtayt hain.

Submitted by: Haseeb Chaudhry (+xxxxxxx22331 alhaseeb29@yahoo.com) on May 10, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

Sardar: maan mubarik ho hm 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maan: haan puttra! beta hoya ya beti'
Sardar: nae maan meri bivi ne dosri shadi kr layee ay.

Submitted by: Muhammad Nabeel (nabeel2ocean@gmail.com) on May 06, 2009
Rating: 2.44 out of 5

Ed din milla wo mujh say

bujha bujha sa

jhuka jhuka sa

udasioun main racha bassa sa


jo main ne poocha


udass kioun hoo ?

juka k palkain

chupa k chehra

laga wo kehnay

20 ka load ker

Submitted by: IMRAN (xxxxxxx8387@yahoo.com) on May 02, 2009
Rating: 4.46 out of 5



a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.



Submitted by: umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on May 01, 2009
Rating: 3.64 out of 5

Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))

Submitted by: umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on May 01, 2009
Rating: 3.9 out of 5

Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,

MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,

JESE

Zardari

Sardar

Faraz

Or
Sab Se Barh Kar

PATHAN... ;->

Submitted by: umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on May 01, 2009
Rating: 4.62 out of 5

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..



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