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Submitted by:
[§m§] cHaRT£ReD +92-323-4091459 () on
June 04, 2008
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Aapki kanjoosi dil ko bhaa gaie,
Humain b apne balance ki qadar aagaie,
Socha ab apko sms na karain,
Lekin kambakhat ye dosti yaad aagaie.
[§m§] cHaRTEReD
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Submitted by:
shahid_nayab..... (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on
June 03, 2008
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aik sardar G. k ghar mein daku a gaay....
daku.. oay sardara sona kithay wa juldi dus.....
sarder G. lo ki gal kr day O tusi vi mitro.. aida wada ghar wa jithay merzi so jaoo........
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BILAL (bilal_shaikh93@hotmail.com) on
June 03, 2008
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INTERVIEWER:TEL ME OPPOSIT OF GUD
SRDAR:BAD
INT:COME
SDR:GO
INT:UGLY
SDR:PICHLI
INT:UGLY
SDR:PICHLI
INT:SHUTUP
SDR:KEEP TOKING
INT:GET OUT
SDR:COME IN
INT:OH MA GOD
SDR:OH MA DEVIL
INT:U R REJECTED
SDR:I M SELE
Submitted by:
Hasnain Haider (03464800064) on
June 03, 2008
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Mah ap ko sms kar ta ho is ka matlab yah nahi ha kay ap be mojay sms he sent karo ap mojay cake biscuts pizza nimko aur pepsi be to send kar sak tay ho
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Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
June 02, 2008
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Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you’ll never loose is your good looks because you cant lose what you don't have.
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Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
June 02, 2008
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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
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Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
June 02, 2008
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Buffalo par baithe ek pathan koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
pathan: oye baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !
Submitted by:
Umer khan (Khan.Umer89@gmail.Com) on
June 02, 2008
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Jazz menu ma khushamdeed rishtay k liyay 1 dabaien,Mangni k liyay 2 dabaien,Shadi k liyay 3
dabaien aur dosri Shadi k liyay pahli wali ka gala dabaien
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HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on
May 31, 2008
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Pathan ne martey dum saare beton ko bulakar wasiat ki k meri jitni bhi jaidad he us saari ki saari ko mere ELAJ par kharach kardo...HAROON
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HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on
May 31, 2008
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Ek martaba pathan ne machhli pakarli pathan bhi samander men kooda poocho kiyoo us ne kaha k machli bahir marjaaegi isliye pani men jake zabah karonga...HAROON
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hassan (sagitarius_5dec@yahoo.com) on
May 31, 2008
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apnay husan par itna ghror na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai...
tera husan bi tab tak qaim jab tak ....
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"FAIR&LOVELY"saasti hain....
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hassan (sagitarius_5dec) on
May 31, 2008
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munna bhai:ye doctor log operation karnay se pehlay patient ko be-hosh q kartay hain?
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circuit:bolay to!patient khud operation karna seekh na la isleya
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hassan (sagitarius_5dec@yahoo.com) on
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wife:mujhay kisi mehngi jaga le k chaliye na ji"....
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husband:chalo tayyar ho joa...
petrol pump chaltay hain."
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Syed Afaque (afaque_syed2002@yahoo.com) on
May 31, 2008
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Who is beautiful?
Its u
Who is charming?
its u
Who is sweetest?
Its u
Who is smart?
Its u
Ab Khush mat ho ye msg mere liye aya tha,to main ne socha k apko bata don.
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HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on
May 30, 2008
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EK AJEEB HOSPITAL
Doctor Pathan he
patient American he
reciepsionist French he
Sweeper UAE ka Arab he
Watchman England ka he
Abulance Driver Switzerland ka he
Nurse Lexubug ji he
or Salery Pakistan Authority ke pass he.HAR
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