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Newsman: Sir Rs.50 per word, Sheikh: likho, Saleem died suzuki 4 sale Submitted by: [§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923434676157) on August 12, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Poet: 'Arz kiya Hai', Pathaan: 'Irshaad, Irshaad' Poet: 'Arz kiya Hai', Pathaan: 'Irshaad, Irshaad', Poet: 'Kaminoun bolne tou do', Pathaan: 'wah,wah,wah' Submitted by: FAISAL RIAZ# 0314-6510246 (Faisal42love@mygamma.com) on August 12, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor "ITS A GIRLS WORLD" If Girls Laughs Loudly She is cheerful, If Boy Laugh Loudly he is Mannerless! If Girls Talks sweetly She is charmin, If boy Talks sweetly He is Flirt! If a Girls is Shopping she is Trendly,If boy is Shopping He Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on August 11, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor PATHAN:agar sarey pathan jamaa hojayn tu kiya hoga? logon ne kaha "kachrey ka dher" Pathan:"oy nahi yar agar jamaa hojyn tu yeh ek admi ki tarah ho jate hen" kiyoo k 100 pathan equals one man.... kiyon he na pathano me Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on August 11, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor kisi ne PATHAN se Pucha "khan sahib bijli kin cheezon se bani he?" PATHAN:"Wai Yeh bijli pankhon,bulb,pani ke motor,refrgerator,or tube light se bani he.....Ayi samajh men?".... Submitted by: IMRAN 03338369705 () on August 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! Submitted by: IMRAN 03338369705 () on August 11, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air Submitted by: IMRAN 03338369705 () on August 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye:p Submitted by: IMRAN 03338369705 () on August 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p Submitted by: IMRAN 03338369705 () on August 11, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam? Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai. Submitted by: IMRAN 03338369705 () on August 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. Submitted by: IMRAN 03338369705 () on August 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Man standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife:I do not think that is going to help. Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers? Submitted by: IMRAN 03338369705 () on August 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, “Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.” After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley Submitted by: IMRAN 03338369705 () on August 11, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D Submitted by: IMRAN 03338369705 () on August 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D Pages: 1  2  3 4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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