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Submitted by:
[§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923434676157) on
August 12, 2008
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Sheikh: mera abba mar gya,
News ke kitny paisay lo ge?
Newsman: Sir Rs.50 per word,
Sheikh: likho, Saleem died suzuki 4 sale
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[§m§] cHaRTEReD (00923434676157) on
August 12, 2008
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Poet:
'Arz kiya Hai',
Pathaan:
'Irshaad, Irshaad'
Poet: 'Arz kiya Hai',
Pathaan: 'Irshaad, Irshaad',
Poet: 'Kaminoun bolne tou do',
Pathaan: 'wah,wah,wah'
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FAISAL RIAZ# 0314-6510246 (Faisal42love@mygamma.com) on
August 12, 2008
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"ITS A GIRLS WORLD"
If Girls Laughs Loudly She is cheerful,
If Boy Laugh Loudly he is Mannerless!
If Girls Talks sweetly She is charmin,
If boy Talks sweetly He is Flirt!
If a Girls is Shopping she is Trendly,If boy is Shopping He
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HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on
August 11, 2008
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PATHAN:agar sarey pathan jamaa hojayn tu kiya hoga?
logon ne kaha "kachrey ka dher"
Pathan:"oy nahi yar agar jamaa hojyn tu yeh ek admi ki tarah ho jate hen" kiyoo k 100 pathan equals one man....
kiyon he na pathano me
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HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on
August 11, 2008
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kisi ne PATHAN se Pucha
"khan sahib bijli kin cheezon se bani he?"
PATHAN:"Wai Yeh bijli pankhon,bulb,pani ke motor,refrgerator,or tube light se bani he.....Ayi samajh men?"....
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IMRAN 03338369705 () on
August 11, 2008
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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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IMRAN 03338369705 () on
August 11, 2008
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said “India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
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IMRAN 03338369705 () on
August 11, 2008
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1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
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IMRAN 03338369705 () on
August 11, 2008
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Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
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IMRAN 03338369705 () on
August 11, 2008
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Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
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IMRAN 03338369705 () on
August 11, 2008
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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IMRAN 03338369705 () on
August 11, 2008
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Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
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IMRAN 03338369705 () on
August 11, 2008
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley
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IMRAN 03338369705 () on
August 11, 2008
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Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D
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IMRAN 03338369705 () on
August 11, 2008
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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
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