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Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 16, 2010
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 16, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 16, 2010
Rating: 3 out of 5

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother's DAY.

Submitted by: Ali (virgo_ncsa@yahoo.com) on February 16, 2010
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

1 ghar se humesha hansney ki awaz ati thi
kisi ney khushgwar zindghi ka raaz pocha
husband bola meri bv mujhe jotey marti hy lag jae to wo hnsti hy
na lagay to mein hansta hon

Submitted by: rauf (abdur.rauf79@yahoo.com) on February 15, 2010
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

TÜ SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI

MERI MANZIL TÜ NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI TÜ

SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA

NA TÜ COACHING JA

Submitted by: Dua Rahit (mail) (dua_ali_rahit@yahoo.com) on February 14, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

All Right By .


dua_ali_rahit@yahoo.com

mob, no, 0300-xxxxxxx
******************************

TÜ SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI

MERI MANZIL TÜ NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI TÜ

SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA

NA TÜ COACHING JA

Submitted by: hiba hina (hibahina@ymail.com) on February 14, 2010
Rating: 4 out of 5

u r 88%
beautiful 94%
intellegent 56%
nice 67%
charming 38%
glamorour 77%
Totle 88+94+56+67+38+77=420
oh my God tum to pory 420 ho

Submitted by: naqash memon (memonnaqash@yahoo.com) on February 12, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

. eyes to look u hand to pray for u mind to remember u lage kick u if u forget me

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 11, 2010
Rating: 4 out of 5

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,
Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,
Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,
Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 11, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

Guess?

?
Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.
Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 11, 2010
Rating: 2.5 out of 5

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 10, 2010
Rating: 3 out of 5

Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 10, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''Ab kya lene aayi ho''

Pathan ki B-v boli
''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'';->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 10, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 10, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!

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