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Maan: haan puttra! beta hoya ya beti' Sardar: nae maan meri bivi ne dosri shadi kr layee ay. Submitted by: Muhammad Nabeel (nabeel2ocean@gmail.com) on May 06, 2009 Rating: 2.44 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ed din milla wo mujh say bujha bujha sa jhuka jhuka sa udasioun main racha bassa sa jo main ne poocha udass kioun hoo ? juka k palkain chupa k chehra laga wo kehnay 20 ka load ker Submitted by: IMRAN (xxxxxxx8387@yahoo.com) on May 02, 2009 Rating: 4.46 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor a girl’s speaking 2 a boy…….. u r very handsome. u r very cute. u r very sweet. ooph…….sorry. i can’t call u sweet…. because ants will finish u. Submitted by: umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on May 01, 2009 Rating: 3.64 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai, . . . . . . National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=)) Submitted by: umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on May 01, 2009 Rating: 3.9 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy, HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen, MAGAR, Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen, JESE Zardari Sardar Faraz Or Sab Se Barh Kar PATHAN... ;-> Submitted by: umar hayat (xxxxxxx2243) on May 01, 2009 Rating: 4.62 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Rehman Malik mera naam hai.. Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai.. Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon.. Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon.. Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye.. Submitted by: Moody(0333-xxxxxxx (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 2.56 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya. Aurr Dr. ko Bohat Maara.. Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua? Pathan Bola: Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai....... Submitted by: Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 4.79 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan dukhi tha..... kisi ne poucha..... q tension may ho? Pathan: yaar 1 dost ko plastic surgery K liye 3 lakh diye the...... Ab salay ko pehchan nahi paa raha..............????? Submitted by: Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 3.85 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek pathan ko poori raat machharon ne bohat pareshan kiya. Pathan ka dimaag ghooma aur usne zehar pe liya or bola........ "Ab kaato saalo sub k sub maroge" Submitted by: Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha. Aik bandy ny poocha.. Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho? TOTA BOLA, "Peshawar se Submitted by: Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 4.29 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan Dr. say: Dr. sahab mujhe door ka nazar nahi ata? Dr.: wo asman par kia hai? Pathan: Chand Dr.: Abay salay is say door kiya farishte dekhe ga Submitted by: Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 4.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan received a message from his gril friend, I MISS YOU Bohot soch soch kar Pathan nay reply kiya, I MR. YOU Submitted by: Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor BAAP BETI SE , PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO , KIYA WAJAH Hai ? BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI Submitted by: Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se Submitted by: Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumhari raah per mein Rs.50/- dega, Raste mein usko Rs.50/- milay. Pathan bola:- Ya Allah itna be bharosa nahin kiya "Pehle he kaat liye" : Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30 31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193

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