Free SMS » Mobilink SMS » Ufone SMS » Telenor SMS » Warid SMS » Insta SMS » Paktel SMS Submit SMS Message SMS Messages » Anniversary SMS » Birthday SMS » Christmas SMS » Cool SMS » Dreams SMS » Eid Mubarak SMS » Flirt SMS » Friendship SMS » Funny SMS » Getwell Soon SMS » Good Luck SMS » Good Morning SMS » Good Night SMS » Independence SMS » Islamic SMS » Love SMS » Missing You SMS » Mothers Day SMS » New Year SMS » Urdu SMS Home - SMS Messages - Funny SMS Funny SMS Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30 31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  Submitted by: Maryam () on May 30, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Har sawal say dut ker larna Har sawal say dut ker larna, Phainkhnay me kami mat karna, Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna, aur 1 bat yaad rakhna, aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 30, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?” Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.” Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 30, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers” Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 30, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!” Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 30, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor a man touched an electric current wire and was about to die .... suddenly lights went off,.. and he was asfe... he danced in joy and shouted ... AHA AHA AHA AHA.. geo> MUSHARAF... Submitted by: shahid gull (lall_khan786yaoo.com) on May 30, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor yaar kia hal mery jan `` main shahid tera best friend yaar kabhe phone he karlia karo mery jan apna sonao thik ho na jesay he mera emil mely to mujhe phone karna Submitted by: Maryam () on May 30, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?”. GOD replied, “no dear, result is near” Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 29, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan: kon kehta pathan idiot hen?? Abdul Qadeer khan ko dekho Hero of Pakistan hen wo. doosra pathan :or hamari himmat dekho $30,000,0000 deke tub jake usne Abdul Qadeer per Khan ka naam milaya or usne mana nahi kiya pathano ko Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 29, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek shaks ne pathan se poocha "khan sahib mujhe duniya ka sub se bara inquilab batao kiya hosakta he 1 gurbat ka khatma 2 America ki tabahi 3 pakistan ka khush haal hona??? pathan : "mere khayal se inquilab is bhi bara hoga wo hoga 1 aqalmand Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 29, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek martaba pathan ne 200 podey lagaey saare ke saare jal gaey. . . poocho kiyoo? . . . . . . . usney podon ko ulta lagaya wo paton ko jar samajh betha...HAROON Submitted by: atif rafiq (03457332219) (atif_atif532@yahoo.com) on May 29, 2008 Rating: 4.76 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Main ne Khoon se Diwar pa Tera naam likh dia, Or Phir khud hi us diwar ko toar dia kyn k * * * * Spelling mistake thi. Submitted by: atif (atif_atif532@yahoo.com) on May 29, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy 2 Girl:Tumharii ankhain kitnii haseen hain, Girl:choro na, Boy:tumhary baal kitnay haseen hain, Girl:choroo na Ap bhi, Boy:aray itnii der se chor hi tu raha hon... Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician (0322 6039030) () on May 29, 2008 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho . . . . . . . . Pathano Se Poch Lo.. Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician (0322 6039030) () on May 29, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician (0322 6039030) () on May 29, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola : Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy Tu Mera Emaan Hy Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari Tou Larka Bola : Main Bhi Pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi Pakistan Hy ... ;-> Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30 31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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