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Submitted by:
Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on
April 29, 2009
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Ek pathan ko poori raat machharon ne bohat pareshan kiya. Pathan ka dimaag ghooma aur usne zehar pe liya or bola........
"Ab kaato saalo sub k sub maroge"
Submitted by:
Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on
April 29, 2009
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Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha.
Aik bandy ny poocha..
Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho?
TOTA BOLA,
"Peshawar se
Submitted by:
Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on
April 29, 2009
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Pathan Dr. say: Dr. sahab mujhe door ka nazar nahi ata?
Dr.: wo asman par kia hai? Pathan: Chand
Dr.: Abay salay is say door kiya farishte dekhe ga
Submitted by:
Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on
April 29, 2009
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Pathan received a message from his gril friend, I MISS YOU
Bohot soch soch kar Pathan nay reply kiya, I MR. YOU
Submitted by:
Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on
April 29, 2009
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BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO ,
KIYA WAJAH Hai ?
BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI
Submitted by:
Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on
April 29, 2009
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se
Submitted by:
Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on
April 29, 2009
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Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumhari raah per mein Rs.50/- dega, Raste mein usko Rs.50/- milay.
Pathan bola:- Ya Allah itna be bharosa nahin kiya "Pehle he kaat liye" :
Submitted by:
Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on
April 29, 2009
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Teacher Student se: Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon he,
Student: Mere Abbu
Teacher: Wo kese?
Student: Kyon k wo roz ammi k sath sote hen
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Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on
April 29, 2009
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ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee
Submitted by:
UH (xxxxxxx2243) on
April 28, 2009
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Muhabat Ho Jaye
Ya
Machar Kaaten
Anjam 1 Hi Hy.
What?
Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...
Submitted by:
UH (xxxxxxx2243) on
April 28, 2009
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Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.
Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi
Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"
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UH (xxxxxxx2243) on
April 28, 2009
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"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.
"Phir Chalan Kaisa
Sarjant.
Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
Submitted by:
UH (xxxxxxx2243) on
April 28, 2009
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HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya
URDU
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
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UH (xxxxxxx2243) on
April 28, 2009
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*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
Submitted by:
UH (xxxxxxx2243) on
April 28, 2009
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Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?”
tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!
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