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Bigfun 03234091459 Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 29, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Roses are Red and sky is blue, . . . . Roses are red and sky is blue, . . . . Chaahe jitna bhii press karlo,but still Roses are red and sky is blue!! Bigfun 03234091459 Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 29, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardaar failed in the paper of english,Coz he did english translation as: 1.Mai aam aadmy nai hun, I'm not a mango man!, 2.Muje b english aati hai, English comes to me also, 3.Dow aur dow baraabar chaar, Give 'N give, equals to Submitted by: shahid_nayab (0313-0345-7737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on May 29, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor kabi tum apni mohabat ka aitbar to do........ mein chahoon toot kr tum ko ye ikhtiar to do........ Guzerti hi nhi hai ye zindgi ab tumahry bin............. aik NARGIS ki C D udhar to do....? Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 29, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy said to his girlfriend: ''Darling!,mere kaan mein kuchh garam sa,naram sa,kuchh namkiin sa,kuchh miitha sa kaho!'', Girl (Sharmaatay huwe): , , , "HALWA POORII!!" BIGFUN 03234091459 Submitted by: Syed Umar Hayat (umar_hayat_qalandar@yahoo.com) on May 29, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan ko dost ne khane pebulaaya,wo gaya to ghar per tala lagahua tha or likhatha "BEWAQOOF BANAYA" Pathan ne hoshyari dikhai orneche likha "Hum to Aya hi nhi yha" Submitted by: Taseer Khan (blue.drops@yahoo.com) on May 28, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar apne ghar walo k sath apna rishta daikne gya.Ghar walo ne kaha dono ko akaila chor do! Sardar2Girl:Behan G,tusi kine pehn para o? Girl:"Pehle 3 C hun 4" Submitted by: Ali () on May 28, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor biryani khanay ki dua! niyat karta ho may char plate biryani ki vastay 15,20 boti 'k' saath raita our salad 'k' muon mera deigh ki taraf.... Bismilla....... Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 28, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor PATHAN OR SARDAR KA QUIZ COMPETITION HUA HOST SARDAR SE:TUM ITNE BEWQUF Q HO? SARDAR:HAMARE SAR PAR PAGRI HE ISLIYE HUM AQAL NAHI KARTE TAKLEEF HOTI HE. HOST PATHAN SE:OR AP? PATHAN:OOI HUM TO YEH SAWAL YAD KARNA BHOOL GAEY. Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 28, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor EK PATHAN APNE BACHEY KO ROZ KISI PATHAN DOCTOR K PAS LEKE JATA HE KISI NE POCHA KHAN KIYA PROBLEM HE? PATHAN: MERA BACHA EK SAAL PEHLE PEDA HUA KUCH BHI BOL NAHI SAKTA Submitted by: (....) on May 28, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead. oye hello!! i am talking about OXYGEN.. Submitted by: Iffy(03452158642) (onlyforirfan@yahoo.com) on May 28, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan ko dost ne khane pe bulaaya,wo gaya to ghar per tala lagahua tha or likha tha "BEWAQOOF BANAYA" Pathan ne hoshyari dikhai or neche likha "Hum to Aya hi nhi yha" Submitted by: faisal (faisal_sherazi@yahoo.com) on May 28, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Exam main question tha "What is challenge" Sardar ne pooray pages khali chor kr last page per likha, "Apne baap ki aulaad hy to pass kr k dikha" !it's a CHALLENGE!!! Submitted by: (Ali) on May 28, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor BADMAST HAWAYEIN HAIN, MAUSAM SUHAANA HAI, BANDAR BHI SMS PARH RAHE HAIN, KYA '' EDUCATIONAL '' ZAMANA HAI...! Submitted by: ... () on May 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor WO sunday ki shaam thi, Haath mai glass tha,, Plane waali meri jaan thi,, Aur jab hosh aya tu, POLICE ka danda aur apni raan thi... Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31 32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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