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Submitted by: UH (xxxxxxx2243) on April 28, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide............ Submitted by: khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on April 27, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai? Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen... Submitted by: khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on April 27, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay? 2nd: Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata.. 1st: Acha, To Phir Ye Lo, Anda Khao..!! Submitted by: khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on April 27, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Blackmailing In New Style= Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai, To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K "Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;-> Submitted by: khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on April 27, 2009 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor "Bike Rider To Sarjant Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain. "Phir Chalan Kaisa Sarjant. Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai, Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. .. Submitted by: khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on April 27, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola: . . . . . . . . . . "Baaki Parcel Kardo" Submitted by: khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on April 27, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Muhabat Ho Jaye Ya Machar Kaaten Anjam 1 Hi Hy. What? Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati... Submitted by: zain xxxxxxx4971 (sony_hazro@yahoo.com) on April 27, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 pathan ke haan shadi ke 18 saal baad bacha peda huwa lekan wo pareshan tha 2 sra pathan yaar tum khafa kyun ho 1 pathan yar aik to shadi ke 18 sal baad bacha huwa or wo bhi itna chota sa Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 25, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it! RIs Submitted by: Prince Honey(xxxxxxx9511) () on April 24, 2009 Rating: 1.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me ? Boy: Of course! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Submitted by: Prince Honey(xxxxxxx9511) () on April 24, 2009 Rating: 3.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor bcha: papa ap kabi misar(egypt)gay hen? papa: nahi beta q?? bcha: to phir ap etni khofnak mummy kahan say laay hn? Submitted by: Prince Honey(xxxxxxx9511) () on April 24, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek american ek pathan se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper pathan bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai Submitted by: Prince Honey(xxxxxxx9511) () on April 24, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. There a person asked what he was doing.. He replied.. 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