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Submitted by: m.irfan (onlyforirfan@yahoo.com) on May 27, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Exam main question tha "What is challenge"
Sardar ne pooray pages khali chor kr last page per likha,

"Apne baap ki aulaad hy to pass kr k dikha" !it's a CHALLENGE!!!

Submitted by: m.irfan (onlyforirfan@yahoo.com) on May 27, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Exam main question tha "What is challenge"
Sardar ne pooray pages khali chor kr last page per likha,

"Apne baap ki aulaad hy to pass kr k dikha" !it's a CHALLENGE!!!

Submitted by: shahid nayab (0313-7737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on May 27, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

mousam b suhana hai dil dewana hai mode mastana hai yar ab to sms kr do kia balance Ooper lay kar jana hai.

Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 25, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...


Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 24, 2008
Rating: 4.2 out of 5

A dost tu bhi likha kar shayari, Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega... Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR, Shaam ke sabzi ka intzaam ho jaega

Submitted by: Awais malik () on May 23, 2008
Rating: 2.5 out of 5

Ankho Main anso aa jatay hai Phir b labon par hansi rakhni parti hai.Ye hal tab hota hai yaro, jab lambay safar mai TATTI rokni parti hai.03217689289

Submitted by: suleman (ch_ss84@hotmail.com) on May 23, 2008
Rating: 4.17 out of 5


Ab tum hi muhabat ki ibtda kar do
nafraton k is daur main wafa kar do
mujh ko lauta do ik bar mera dil
ya phir khud ko meri sansoon main fana kar do

Submitted by: Atif Mazhar 0334-611 786 4 (decentboy20_51214@yahoo.com) on May 23, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5


Arnold suicide after watching

pakistani film............!



U know Y....?



Shan had empty Revolver,,


Vilen fired at Shan,,

he catched the bullet

put it into revolver

and Shoot him....

Submitted by: Ali () on May 22, 2008
Rating: 3.85 out of 5

Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.



Submitted by: Ali () on May 22, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Exam mai Question ta
"Challange kise kehte hain"?
Pathan ne pure page khali chor kar lat page par lika


"APNI BAP KI AULAD HAI TO PAS KAR K DIKHA"

Submitted by: Maryam () on May 21, 2008
Rating: 4.79 out of 5

Light can replace dark
LOVE can replace hatred
Smile can replace tears
BUT nothing can replace U!
U know Y?
coz..
purane bekr, tootay purzy ki ksi tara tabdili mumkn nhi hoskti

Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 21, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

ye exams k rishte b ajib hote he ye to apne apne nasib hote he rehte he jo nighao se dur wohi question compulsory hote he

Submitted by: Iftikhar Alam 0346-3550943 (casio1112_sony1224@hotmail.com) on May 21, 2008
Rating: 4.13 out of 5

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

Submitted by: Maryam (mariam_hasaan@yahoo.com) on May 20, 2008
Rating: 2.75 out of 5

1 ladka naya naya english medium school mai dakhil hua
1 din barish ki wajah se school na aa saka to agle din ustad ne na ane ki wajah puchi to ladka bola
"MY DEAR SIR! WHEN I COME WATER WATER WAS Ghante Ghante. RAIN WAS CHAM CHAMA CHAM, MY LEG

Submitted by: khadeejah (deejah_pioussoul@yahoo.com) on May 20, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

neend jab aghosh main lay lati hai ,
tumhara chehra ankhoon main bas jata hai,
achanak dil se awaz ati hai ammi<bhaooo>

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