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Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 (Nofear_ris@yahoo.com) on April 14, 2009 Rating: 3.84 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor O mere makhna meno yaad rakhna har vely hasna, Koe problem howy ty dasna, kise hor nal na phasna, bus mere nal vasna O mere makhna Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna RIS Submitted by: Malik Azhar (0300-xxxxxxx) on April 14, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Sardar:ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.. 2 sardar: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. 1: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai. 2: kya kiya? 1 Sardar: Maine Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai. Submitted by: Malik Azhar (0300-xxxxxxx) on April 14, 2009 Rating: 4.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek Humhen Apki Judayi Maar gayi Dusri Apki Larayi Maar gayi Teesri ye Zalim Tenhayi Maar gayi Ap Q nhi krte Humhen smS Lagta hen Apko Mehngayi Maar gaye. Submitted by: Malik Azhar (0300-xxxxxxx) on April 14, 2009 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor What''s the Biggest Pressure for Pakistan captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand? Ya Allah! How to speak English in Presentation Ceremony? Submitted by: Malik Azhar (0300-xxxxxxx) on April 14, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke. Submitted by: Malik Azhar (0300-xxxxxxx) on April 14, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A cute Nurse came 4 the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it''s 25,000. Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 12, 2009 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga. RIS Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 12, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.” Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat… Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!” Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 12, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. RIS Submitted by: romasa xxxxxxx2985 () on April 08, 2009 Rating: 4.17 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar biwi k office gya Biwi boss ki godh main baithi dictation le rahi thi Sardar: Chal begam aisi jagha kaam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi na ho.,. Submitted by: Nouman khadim (Noumankhadim@yahoo.com) on April 07, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor KATIL.koshish krna qaid ho phansi na ho pathan wwakil:tum fikr na kro after adalet pathan:bri mushkil sy razi kia,adalet to reha kr rahi thi Submitted by: M.SHAHZAD (xxxxxxx6528) on April 07, 2009 Rating: 3.55 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek bus conductar ki shadi ho rahi thi wo stage pe sofay pe bethe hui apni dulhan say bola=zara idhar ho kar betho baji ek sawari or bethni he. Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 06, 2009 Rating: 4.9 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet” Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 06, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. 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