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Submitted by:
IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 (Nofear_ris@yahoo.com) on
April 14, 2009
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ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Submitted by:
IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 (Nofear_ris@yahoo.com) on
April 14, 2009
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O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
RIS
Submitted by:
Malik Azhar (0300-xxxxxxx) on
April 14, 2009
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1 Sardar:ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
2 sardar: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
1: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
2: kya kiya?
1 Sardar: Maine Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.
Submitted by:
Malik Azhar (0300-xxxxxxx) on
April 14, 2009
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Ek Humhen Apki Judayi Maar gayi
Dusri Apki Larayi Maar gayi
Teesri ye Zalim Tenhayi Maar gayi
Ap Q nhi krte Humhen smS
Lagta hen Apko Mehngayi Maar gaye.
Submitted by:
Malik Azhar (0300-xxxxxxx) on
April 14, 2009
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What''s the Biggest Pressure for Pakistan captain when Pak needs 1 run to
win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in Presentation Ceremony?
Submitted by:
Malik Azhar (0300-xxxxxxx) on
April 14, 2009
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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a
logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without
drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke.
Submitted by:
Malik Azhar (0300-xxxxxxx) on
April 14, 2009
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A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it''s 25,000.
Submitted by:
IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 12, 2009
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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
RIS
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IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 12, 2009
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Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
Submitted by:
IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 12, 2009
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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
RIS
Submitted by:
romasa xxxxxxx2985 () on
April 08, 2009
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Sardar biwi k office gya Biwi boss ki godh main baithi dictation le rahi thi
Sardar: Chal begam aisi jagha kaam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi na ho.,.
Submitted by:
Nouman khadim (Noumankhadim@yahoo.com) on
April 07, 2009
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KATIL.koshish krna qaid ho phansi na ho
pathan wwakil:tum fikr na kro
after adalet
pathan:bri mushkil sy razi kia,adalet to reha kr rahi thi
Submitted by:
M.SHAHZAD (xxxxxxx6528) on
April 07, 2009
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ek bus conductar ki shadi ho rahi thi wo stage pe sofay pe bethe hui apni dulhan say bola=zara idhar ho kar betho baji ek sawari or bethni he.
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IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 06, 2009
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 06, 2009
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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