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Admi popat ko ghar le gaya. Pinjre me rakha. phpat Uth ke bola: AILAA... JAIL ? wo driver Mar gaya kya ? 03338369705 Submitted by: IMRAN_RIS (wonderboy_1992@yahoo.com) on May 20, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor samandr k kinarebetha kroo,koi na koi lehar to aye gi,kismat na badli to kaya how, kam se kam SHAKAL hi dul jay ge. 03338369705 Submitted by: IMRAN_RIS (wonderboy_1992@yahoo.com) on May 20, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Chand ko ghuroor hai k us k pass noor hai......... to kia hua mujhay bhi ghuroor hai meray pass dosy LANGUOR HAI....... 03338369705 Submitted by: IMRAN_RIS (wonderboy_1992@yahoo.com) on May 20, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor muslim lady assalmo alikum! Angel issay jannt lel jao hindu lady namasty! Angal issay dozakh mai lay jao christian lady hi darling Angal issey side pay lay jao Submitted by: Shabbir Ahmad (nst_pu1@yahoo.com) on May 20, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek sheikh apne ghar ki teesri manzil sey neeche gir gaya. Neeche girte hoe 2 manzil pr us ne apni biwi ko roti pakate hoi dekha aur bola. "Meri na pakawi". Submitted by: Shabbir Ahmad (nst_pu1@yahoo.com) on May 20, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 3 sheikh nehar k kinare bhethe. 1 ney kaha tum dono mein sey jo baad mein nehar sey nikle ga usey 500 rupe inaam dia jai ga. 2 ghatey baad dono ki laash phool kr uper agai. Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 19, 2008 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam Rishwat khan Zillat khan Mutafiq khan Ajeeb khan Hairat khan Makan khan Ma'loom khan Pathjhar khan Zameen khan Akhrot khan Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek pathan se kisi ne poocha "mareez ki tabiat kesi he?" pathan:"tabiat bilkul theek he bus ek Gurdaa fail he" Submitted by: H.B Malik (0333-7163184) on May 19, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Raat ko 3 bajy ek dacu sardar ky ghar main gus gaya or bola "SONA" Kahan hye, sardar bola , ully ky pathy sara ghar khali hye kahain bhi so jao.... Submitted by: laiba03236315185 (tweety_sweety_goloo@hotmail.com) on May 19, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor u r so smart, u r so beautiful, u r so brillant, u r so lovely, u r so cute, g nahi g ami kehti hain jo kehta hai wohe hota hai. hahahahahahahahahahahaha Submitted by: Hameed khan (Raaz_kf@yahoo.com(03339506670)) on May 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor WHAT IS LOVE? Love is like iodex ooh aah ouch door kare. LOVE is supreme yahi tu ha wo apna pan. LOVE is habib cooking oil kyun k ye dil ka mamla hai,,, Submitted by: Hameed khan (Raaz_kf@yahoo.com(03339506670)) on May 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Birds are chillaaying... HENS are kukdukuing... Flowers are khushbu maaring, moon is dubing, sun is ugging. peakok is naaching... all are kahing GOOD MORNING, and u are still soying......! Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardaar's son: "Papa! 5+5 kitne hote hain?", Sardaar: "Ullu,gadhe,idiot, naalaayek,besharm; tujhe kuch nahe ata,ja andar se calculator la,mai btata hoon" Big fun3234091459 Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 17, 2008 Rating: 2.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pathan to shopkeeper: "Easy Load he?" shopkeeper:ji han janab, pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo.... Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 17, 2008 Rating: 4.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek shaks ne pathan se poocha, "khan sahib agar ap ko $1 Billion mila jaen tu?? pathan:jis ko men ne udhar di he men sood ke paison men 500 rupe kam karke longa Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33 34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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