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Submitted by:
Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
May 17, 2008
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Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia,Globardentin..... Yeh saari bimariyan daant tootne par hoti hain.... SMS Karte rehna....Baaki samajhdar ko ishara kaafi hai.....
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Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
May 17, 2008
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Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working!
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Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
May 17, 2008
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HUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO. MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI. BUS EK CHOTA SA FARK HAI,MAI DIL ka SAAF HU AUR AAP dimag se.
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Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
May 17, 2008
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Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye... Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye....
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Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
May 17, 2008
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Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki... Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna Husband Bhi saath Layegi!!..
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HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on
May 16, 2008
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pathan peheli:
ek shaks ne shadi ki or 3 ghantey
ba'd apni BV ko talaq diya batao
kiyoo?
Log bole: maloom nahi tum hi batao
pathan:mujhe maloom hota tu poochta
kiyoo?
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HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on
May 16, 2008
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pathan ki peheli:
"mujhe batao gadha 3 fit ki rassi
se bandha hua he or ghas 5 fit ki doori pr he,ghas tak kaise pohchega?"
socho ??socho??
pathan2:men ne har manli
pathan1:gadhe ne bhi har manli..
Submitted by:
Rizi Da Magician () on
May 16, 2008
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Every Lady Hopes That Her Daughter
Will Marry A Better Man Than She Did
And Is Convinced That Her Son Will
Never Find A Wife
As Good As His Father Did !!!
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Rizi Da Magician () on
May 16, 2008
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Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat
Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo...
Submitted by:
BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on
May 16, 2008
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Kaise tu ne mera dil tora hy,
Kya tere haath me hathora hy?,
Sawaar ho kr mere hawaason par,
Kaha is ne ye mera ghora hy,
Khuwab me akar is ne maari laat,
Istarah neend se jhinjhora hy
Submitted by:
HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on
May 16, 2008
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Ek shaks ne 1 kg amrood liye or 1 piece katwaya jub us men se keera nikla tu gusse men bola k ye kiya?is men tu keera he.
theley wala bola sir kal ek shaks ka mobile or motorcycle nikli he ye tu ab ap ki kismat he.
next time try kijiye ho sake qisma
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HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on
May 16, 2008
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Ek pathan ko machar ne kata,
Admi ne Poocha tum machar ko
marte nahi?
pathan bola jub wapis katney aega tu apna khoon wapis leloonga. .
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||=BiG~SMS=|| 00923234091459 () on
May 15, 2008
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Aagya hoon mai, aur big fun mera naam hy,
Apke msgz read krna,
Yehi tou mera kaam hy,
Aapke msgz aur fun hojae,
Mere aise msg hen,k koi b kho jae,
To kehdo mere dost, jo b tmhare dil k andar hy,
4091459,yehi tou mera number hy!
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||=BiG~SMS=|| 00923234091459 () on
May 15, 2008
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Sardaar said 2 his son:
"Tere result da kii baneya?",
Son:
"Madam kehndi c, ek saal horr aiss class wich lage ga",
Sardaar:
"Chal thek hy,saal paawain 2-3 horr lag jaawen,fail nai hona"
03234091459
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BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on
May 15, 2008
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Sardaarni sent an SMS message to Sardaar,he said: "Ghar kabb aana hai,sms kr ke btao",
Sardaar Replied: "Nai bta sakta,balance kamm Hy!!"
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