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Submitted by: imran xxxxxxx8387 () on April 22, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)
RIS

Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain Gay

Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha Phir Milenge

Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009
Rating: 2 out of 5

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan


Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia

Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Teacher says to 'Pathan':
What is the difference b/w mobile & PTCL..
Pathan: PTCL pe ungli se number dial karte hen aur mobile pe angoothe se...

Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe
mei nahe to tum nahi
*Love after Marriage*
Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009
Rating: 4.2 out of 5

“Bush” replies 2 “Faraz”..
Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy “Faraz”,bus farq sirf itna hy
Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne koota

Submitted by: Prince.Honey (Prince.honey@rocketmail.com) on April 21, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Pathan went to meet a friend on Eid Day
Frnd:Eid ke Namaz kahan parhi?
Pathan:Sath wale ground my,Ajeeb namaz thi,na sajda ,na rukoo,aur molvie kay agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.
Frind:ohy pagal wo to janaza tha kisi ka.
Pathan:oho,Mein

Submitted by: 0333 - xxxxxxx SMS ME (SHER FANY SMS) on April 21, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

Sardar biwi k office gya Biwi boss ki godh main baithi dictation le rahi thi
Sardar: Chal begam aisi jagha kaam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi na ho.,.



Submitted by: janu (sundus379@hotmail.com) on April 16, 2009
Rating: 4.36 out of 5

There are 2 types of enjoyment. One is being with a friend. The other is being with the memories of friends. Miss u but not ur memories.


Submitted by: lubna (larab_lal@yahoo.com) on April 15, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

admi payhan say "tum shadi shuda ho"? pathan han hamara aik aurat say shadi hoa hy.admi baywaqoof ksi mard say b shadi hoti hay. pathan han hamri bhan ka hoa hay

Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 (Nofear_ris@yahoo.com) on April 14, 2009
Rating: 3.89 out of 5

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 (Nofear_ris@yahoo.com) on April 14, 2009
Rating: 3.84 out of 5



O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna

O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
RIS

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