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Yeh saari bimariyan daant tootne par hoti hain.... SMS Karte rehna....Baaki samajhdar ko ishara kaafi hai..... Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor HUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO. MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI. BUS EK CHOTA SA FARK HAI,MAI DIL ka SAAF HU AUR AAP dimag se. Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye... Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.... Submitted by: Aftab khan <03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 17, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki... Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna Husband Bhi saath Layegi!!.. Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 16, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pathan peheli: ek shaks ne shadi ki or 3 ghantey ba'd apni BV ko talaq diya batao kiyoo? Log bole: maloom nahi tum hi batao pathan:mujhe maloom hota tu poochta kiyoo? Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pathan ki peheli: "mujhe batao gadha 3 fit ki rassi se bandha hua he or ghas 5 fit ki doori pr he,ghas tak kaise pohchega?" socho ??socho?? pathan2:men ne har manli pathan1:gadhe ne bhi har manli.. Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician () on May 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Every Lady Hopes That Her Daughter Will Marry A Better Man Than She Did And Is Convinced That Her Son Will Never Find A Wife As Good As His Father Did !!! Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician () on May 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy To His Friend: Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon? Friend: Kaisi Dikhti Hai? Boy: Bohat Khubsurat Friend: Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo... Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 16, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kaise tu ne mera dil tora hy, Kya tere haath me hathora hy?, Sawaar ho kr mere hawaason par, Kaha is ne ye mera ghora hy, Khuwab me akar is ne maari laat, Istarah neend se jhinjhora hy Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek shaks ne 1 kg amrood liye or 1 piece katwaya jub us men se keera nikla tu gusse men bola k ye kiya?is men tu keera he. theley wala bola sir kal ek shaks ka mobile or motorcycle nikli he ye tu ab ap ki kismat he. next time try kijiye ho sake qisma Submitted by: HAROON-03003311426 (haroon123098@yahoo.com) on May 16, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek pathan ko machar ne kata, Admi ne Poocha tum machar ko marte nahi? pathan bola jub wapis katney aega tu apna khoon wapis leloonga. . Submitted by: ||=BiG~SMS=|| 00923234091459 () on May 15, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aagya hoon mai, aur big fun mera naam hy, Apke msgz read krna, Yehi tou mera kaam hy, Aapke msgz aur fun hojae, Mere aise msg hen,k koi b kho jae, To kehdo mere dost, jo b tmhare dil k andar hy, 4091459,yehi tou mera number hy! . B Submitted by: ||=BiG~SMS=|| 00923234091459 () on May 15, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardaar said 2 his son: "Tere result da kii baneya?", Son: "Madam kehndi c, ek saal horr aiss class wich lage ga", Sardaar: "Chal thek hy,saal paawain 2-3 horr lag jaawen,fail nai hona" 03234091459 Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 15, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardaarni sent an SMS message to Sardaar,he said: "Ghar kabb aana hai,sms kr ke btao", Sardaar Replied: "Nai bta sakta,balance kamm Hy!!" | 03234091459 | | BiG~SMS | | Bigfun | Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34 35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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