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SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday :) RIS Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain Gay Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha Phir Milenge Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher says to 'Pathan': What is the difference b/w mobile & PTCL.. Pathan: PTCL pe ungli se number dial karte hen aur mobile pe angoothe se... Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Love b4 Marriage* Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe mei nahe to tum nahi *Love after Marriage* Aj tu nahe ya me nahe Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2009 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor “Bush” replies 2 “Faraz”.. Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy “Faraz”,bus farq sirf itna hy Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne koota Submitted by: Prince.Honey (Prince.honey@rocketmail.com) on April 21, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan went to meet a friend on Eid Day Frnd:Eid ke Namaz kahan parhi? Pathan:Sath wale ground my,Ajeeb namaz thi,na sajda ,na rukoo,aur molvie kay agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha. Frind:ohy pagal wo to janaza tha kisi ka. Pathan:oho,Mein Submitted by: 0333 - xxxxxxx SMS ME (SHER FANY SMS) on April 21, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar biwi k office gya Biwi boss ki godh main baithi dictation le rahi thi Sardar: Chal begam aisi jagha kaam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi na ho.,. Submitted by: janu (sundus379@hotmail.com) on April 16, 2009 Rating: 4.36 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor There are 2 types of enjoyment. One is being with a friend. The other is being with the memories of friends. Miss u but not ur memories. Submitted by: lubna (larab_lal@yahoo.com) on April 15, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor admi payhan say "tum shadi shuda ho"? pathan han hamara aik aurat say shadi hoa hy.admi baywaqoof ksi mard say b shadi hoti hay. pathan han hamri bhan ka hoa hay Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 (Nofear_ris@yahoo.com) on April 14, 2009 Rating: 3.89 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, mehboob aave ya na aave par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae! Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 (Nofear_ris@yahoo.com) on April 14, 2009 Rating: 3.84 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor O mere makhna meno yaad rakhna har vely hasna, Koe problem howy ty dasna, kise hor nal na phasna, bus mere nal vasna O mere makhna Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna RIS Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34 35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194

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