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Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega. Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 05, 2009 Rating: 2.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Man sees Sardar-G standing in d middle of a huge field of grass & notices, He is just standing dere, doing nothing, looking @ nothing Man asks: Sardar-G what r U doing ? Sardar-G: I’m trying 2 win a noble prize Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 05, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya. Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola: . . . . kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun, tu to ghar ja. Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 05, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye … Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga… Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 05, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER” SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” & After Marriage We Sleep With Our “WIFE” Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 05, 2009 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha …. kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho.. sardar answered i am a mathematician main na daal suppose ki hue ha…:) Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 05, 2009 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”. Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on April 05, 2009 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. Submitted by: M shahzad >xxxxxxx5077 SMS me (nice_boy077@yahoo.com) on April 05, 2009 Rating: 4.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy: bus aur larki aek jeisi hoti hain 1 jati hai to dosri a jati hai girl: rakshye aur larky aek jesy hotye hain 1 ko bulao to 4 , 5 chlye aatye hain M shahzad from bahawlpur > xxxxxxx5077 SMS me Submitted by: Adeel (adeelsabir@yahoo.com) on April 04, 2009 Rating: 4.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan Pizza-hut Gya Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La Kr Rakh Dia Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk Betha Raha Phir Chillany Lga O Kocha Naan Rkh k Gya Hy Salan Tmhara Baap Layega ... ;-> Submitted by: ds (+xxxxxxx11) on April 03, 2009 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye Submitted by: khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on April 02, 2009 Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan Pizza-hut Gya Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La Kr Rakh Dia Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk Betha Raha Phir Chillany Lga O Kocha Naan Rkh k Gya Hy Salan Tmhara Baap Layega ... ;-> Submitted by: khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on April 02, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Remember ! Divorce is never a solution Try to stay away for few years If differences dtill persist Just KILL YOUR WIFE (Peer Asif Zardari) ;-> Submitted by: No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on April 01, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor My love for you is like water, Falling countless… The beating of my heart, For you is so heavy and soundless, The feeling of being in your arm is so Precious and endless. Submitted by: No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on April 01, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Be the sky above you, blue Soft be the road below you, Affection be the breeze around you, I pray all the happiness surrounds you. Good Morning. 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