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Submitted by:
moooody (0333-xxxxxxx) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on
March 31, 2009
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Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho
jab whisky peete ho to darling kehte ho
aaj kya pee hai jo chudail keh rahe ho ??
Husband: Aaj ! Aaj to main hosh mein hoon
Submitted by:
maria (xxxxxxx2869) (maria_sabeen@hotmail.com) on
March 31, 2009
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pathan nay kfc phone kia:
Hello Kfc!!
1 Zinger burger!
1 Spicy Rice!
1 French Frize!
Bhej do!
Kfc:
G kis k naam pay?
Pathan:
Allah k naam pe!!!
Submitted by:
moooody (0333-xxxxxxx) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on
March 31, 2009
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WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do!
WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ?
AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do!
Submitted by:
Makki Shad (0333-xxxxxxx) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on
March 31, 2009
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Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
Submitted by:
*MHSK* xxxxxxx4888 (mhsk@live.com) on
March 30, 2009
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Salesman.Sir cockroch k liye powder lenge. Sirdar.O nai oye.Hum cockroch ko itna free nai krte.Aj powder denge tu kul purfume mange ga,.
MHSK
Bs-com
part 1
roll no: 81
Submitted by:
*MHSK* xxxxxxx4888 (mhsk@live.com) on
March 30, 2009
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1 Bacha maan se...!
Ami mein kal se School nahn jaon ga,
Maan: kion, phir kia kare ga?
Bacha:Nokri kron ga,
Maan:4th class parh k kia Nokri kre ga?
bacha:3rd class ki LRKION ko tution parhaon ga,,
MHSK
Bs-com
pa
Submitted by:
*MHSK* xxxxxxx4888 (mhsk@live.com) on
March 30, 2009
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1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:masjid
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
MHSK
Bs-com
part 1
roll no: 81
Submitted by:
shah jee () on
March 29, 2009
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Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,
Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.
Submitted by:
fazi (xxxxxxx6372) on
March 28, 2009
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Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha..
Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha..
To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga??
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Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft) !!
Submitted by:
fazi (xxxxxxx2576) on
March 28, 2009
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Choom letaa mein in haseen honton ko faraz,
Per uski behti naak ney mera irada badal diya
Submitted by:
fazi (xxxxxxx2576) on
March 28, 2009
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Pathan proposing a girl...hi darling kya mujse shadi kro ge.
girl...tameez say baat kro
pathan. Aslam.o.Alaikum baji kya mujse shadi kro ge
Submitted by:
fazi (xxxxxxx2576) on
March 28, 2009
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sardar shope par ja kar aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.
shope keeper;tumhra brtan chota hai
sardar;acha bakri ka he de do.........
Submitted by:
fazi (xxxxxxx6372) on
March 28, 2009
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Sardar to Sardar:
Who Ladki Behri hai;
2nd sardar: kaisy?
Sardar: mein ne usay I love u kaha to boli main ne kal hi
Naya sandal khrida hai…..’
Submitted by:
fazi (xxxxxxx6372) on
March 28, 2009
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Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho..
Submitted by:
fazi (xxxxxxx6372) on
March 28, 2009
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A child to a pregnant lady:Ye ap k pait main kya ha?
Pregnant lady: Es main mera pyara sa,cute sa, baby ha,
Child:Itna pyara tha to khaya keyon....?
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