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Submitted by:
Adeel (adeelsabir@yahoo.com) on
April 04, 2009
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Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga
O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
Submitted by:
ds (+xxxxxxx11) on
April 03, 2009
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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
Submitted by:
khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on
April 02, 2009
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Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga
O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
Submitted by:
khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on
April 02, 2009
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Remember !
Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years
If differences dtill
persist
Just
KILL YOUR WIFE
(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
Submitted by:
No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 01, 2009
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My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.
Submitted by:
No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 01, 2009
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Be the sky above you,
blue Soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
Good Morning.
Submitted by:
No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 01, 2009
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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Submitted by:
No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 01, 2009
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Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,
tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.
phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,
shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.
Submitted by:
moooody (0333-xxxxxxx) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on
March 31, 2009
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Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho
jab whisky peete ho to darling kehte ho
aaj kya pee hai jo chudail keh rahe ho ??
Husband: Aaj ! Aaj to main hosh mein hoon
Submitted by:
maria (xxxxxxx2869) (maria_sabeen@hotmail.com) on
March 31, 2009
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pathan nay kfc phone kia:
Hello Kfc!!
1 Zinger burger!
1 Spicy Rice!
1 French Frize!
Bhej do!
Kfc:
G kis k naam pay?
Pathan:
Allah k naam pe!!!
Submitted by:
moooody (0333-xxxxxxx) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on
March 31, 2009
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WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do!
WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ?
AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do!
Submitted by:
Makki Shad (0333-xxxxxxx) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on
March 31, 2009
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Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
Submitted by:
*MHSK* xxxxxxx4888 (mhsk@live.com) on
March 30, 2009
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Salesman.Sir cockroch k liye powder lenge. Sirdar.O nai oye.Hum cockroch ko itna free nai krte.Aj powder denge tu kul purfume mange ga,.
MHSK
Bs-com
part 1
roll no: 81
Submitted by:
*MHSK* xxxxxxx4888 (mhsk@live.com) on
March 30, 2009
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1 Bacha maan se...!
Ami mein kal se School nahn jaon ga,
Maan: kion, phir kia kare ga?
Bacha:Nokri kron ga,
Maan:4th class parh k kia Nokri kre ga?
bacha:3rd class ki LRKION ko tution parhaon ga,,
MHSK
Bs-com
pa
Submitted by:
*MHSK* xxxxxxx4888 (mhsk@live.com) on
March 30, 2009
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1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:masjid
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
MHSK
Bs-com
part 1
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