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Husband: Aaj ! Aaj to main hosh mein hoon Submitted by: maria (xxxxxxx2869) (maria_sabeen@hotmail.com) on March 31, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pathan nay kfc phone kia: Hello Kfc!! 1 Zinger burger! 1 Spicy Rice! 1 French Frize! Bhej do! Kfc: G kis k naam pay? Pathan: Allah k naam pe!!! Submitted by: moooody (0333-xxxxxxx) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on March 31, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ? AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do! WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ? AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do! Submitted by: Makki Shad (0333-xxxxxxx) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on March 31, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Imagine world without girls roads sunsan markets viran na janu na jan na koi girl friend k liye preshan bas namaz & quran & sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam Submitted by: *MHSK* xxxxxxx4888 (mhsk@live.com) on March 30, 2009 Rating: 3.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Salesman.Sir cockroch k liye powder lenge. Sirdar.O nai oye.Hum cockroch ko itna free nai krte.Aj powder denge tu kul purfume mange ga,. MHSK Bs-com part 1 roll no: 81 Submitted by: *MHSK* xxxxxxx4888 (mhsk@live.com) on March 30, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Bacha maan se...! Ami mein kal se School nahn jaon ga, Maan: kion, phir kia kare ga? Bacha:Nokri kron ga, Maan:4th class parh k kia Nokri kre ga? bacha:3rd class ki LRKION ko tution parhaon ga,, MHSK Bs-com pa Submitted by: *MHSK* xxxxxxx4888 (mhsk@live.com) on March 30, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:masjid 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti. MHSK Bs-com part 1 roll no: 81 Submitted by: shah jee () on March 29, 2009 Rating: 3.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan ne bank se car li Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka, Bank waley car ley gaye, Pathan: Pehley pata hota to Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta. Submitted by: fazi (xxxxxxx6372) on March 28, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha.. Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha.. To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?? : : Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft) !! Submitted by: fazi (xxxxxxx2576) on March 28, 2009 Rating: 4.17 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Choom letaa mein in haseen honton ko faraz, Per uski behti naak ney mera irada badal diya Submitted by: fazi (xxxxxxx2576) on March 28, 2009 Rating: 4.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan proposing a girl...hi darling kya mujse shadi kro ge. girl...tameez say baat kro pathan. Aslam.o.Alaikum baji kya mujse shadi kro ge Submitted by: fazi (xxxxxxx2576) on March 28, 2009 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor sardar shope par ja kar aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do. shope keeper;tumhra brtan chota hai sardar;acha bakri ka he de do......... Submitted by: fazi (xxxxxxx6372) on March 28, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar to Sardar: Who Ladki Behri hai; 2nd sardar: kaisy? Sardar: mein ne usay I love u kaha to boli main ne kal hi Naya sandal khrida hai…..’ Submitted by: fazi (xxxxxxx6372) on March 28, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho.. Submitted by: fazi (xxxxxxx6372) on March 28, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A child to a pregnant lady:Ye ap k pait main kya ha? Pregnant lady: Es main mera pyara sa,cute sa, baby ha, Child:Itna pyara tha to khaya keyon....? 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