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Divorce is never a solution Try to stay away for few years If differences dtill persist Just KILL YOUR WIFE (Peer Asif Zardari) ;-> Submitted by: No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on April 01, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor My love for you is like water, Falling countless… The beating of my heart, For you is so heavy and soundless, The feeling of being in your arm is so Precious and endless. Submitted by: No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on April 01, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Be the sky above you, blue Soft be the road below you, Affection be the breeze around you, I pray all the happiness surrounds you. Good Morning. Submitted by: No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on April 01, 2009 Rating: 4.4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before april 1st. Submitted by: No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on April 01, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai, tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai. phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar, shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai. Submitted by: moooody (0333-xxxxxxx) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on March 31, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho jab whisky peete ho to darling kehte ho aaj kya pee hai jo chudail keh rahe ho ?? Husband: Aaj ! Aaj to main hosh mein hoon Submitted by: maria (xxxxxxx2869) (maria_sabeen@hotmail.com) on March 31, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pathan nay kfc phone kia: Hello Kfc!! 1 Zinger burger! 1 Spicy Rice! 1 French Frize! Bhej do! Kfc: G kis k naam pay? Pathan: Allah k naam pe!!! Submitted by: moooody (0333-xxxxxxx) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on March 31, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ? AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do! WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ? AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do! Submitted by: Makki Shad (0333-xxxxxxx) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on March 31, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Imagine world without girls roads sunsan markets viran na janu na jan na koi girl friend k liye preshan bas namaz & quran & sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam Submitted by: *MHSK* xxxxxxx4888 (mhsk@live.com) on March 30, 2009 Rating: 3.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Salesman.Sir cockroch k liye powder lenge. Sirdar.O nai oye.Hum cockroch ko itna free nai krte.Aj powder denge tu kul purfume mange ga,. MHSK Bs-com part 1 roll no: 81 Submitted by: *MHSK* xxxxxxx4888 (mhsk@live.com) on March 30, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Bacha maan se...! Ami mein kal se School nahn jaon ga, Maan: kion, phir kia kare ga? Bacha:Nokri kron ga, Maan:4th class parh k kia Nokri kre ga? bacha:3rd class ki LRKION ko tution parhaon ga,, MHSK Bs-com pa Submitted by: *MHSK* xxxxxxx4888 (mhsk@live.com) on March 30, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:masjid 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti. 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