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U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor... Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician () on May 15, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken. Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician () on May 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Baithe tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam... Submitted by: sincere....;> (dreamy_sincere@yahoo.com) on May 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor i m on a mission to make u beautiful cute handsome loving charming innocent in short the mission impossible...... Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Always send gud msgz, . . . . . . Coz... . . . Taa-ke jabb marr jaao,tou logg kahain: "SAALA,HARAAMI THA,PAR SMS ACHHAY BHEJTA THA!!" | 03234091459 | | Bigfun | big sms| Submitted by: ||=BiG~SMS=|| 00923234091459 () on May 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Meri prem kahaani ka ajeeb ending tha, Wah,wah, Meri prem kahaani ka ajeeb ending tha, . . . Izhaar-E-muhabbat kiya SMS se, Jo unki shaadi takk PENDING tha... 03234091459 Big sms network. Submitted by: shahbaz (03466663079) on May 15, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai. Submitted by: omer (aisha_dar2006@yahoo.com) on May 14, 2008 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati. Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . . Submitted by: salman (sal_man144) on May 14, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor driver:sardar g petrol muk gaya ae gadi aga nahi ga sak ti sardar g:o ho chal phir pichay mor la Submitted by: Afaq 03005409090 (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on May 13, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy: agr main mar gya tu kai tm dosri shadi krogi? Girl: Nahi main apni behn k sath reh longi Girl: aur agrmain mar gya tu? Boy: Tu main bhi tmhari behan k sath reh longa Submitted by: Afaq 03005409090 (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on May 13, 2008 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor professor:sidr aj tm late kion ai ho? sidra: sir faizi mera peecha kr rha tha professor: tu late kion ai ho? sidra: sir faizi boht slow chal raha tha Submitted by: Umer javed (genius_420@hotmail.com) on May 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aik sardar riksha wale se sardar: Station jana ha kitna pase Rikshe wala: 100 RS sardar: Main to 10 don ja Riksha wala: 10 Main kon jata ha sardar: Tum picha batho main jata hoon Submitted by: Aftab khan<03015630097> (desertonflow92@hotmail.com/ desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on May 12, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor EnGLiSh ShAyErI The JanazA Of MehBooB Nikla From The Gali Of MehBooBa With LotS Of ZoR ShoR The MehboobA Jhanki From The DooR And Boli “ Mar Gaya HaRaMKhor“ Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 10, 2008 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Rabb kare ap boht uppar jaao, ! Itna uppar, Itna uppar, Ke farishte kahain nawa aya hai soniye Submitted by: () on May 10, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek pathan ro rha tha.kisi ne pocha "khan sb kya hua"? Pathan:"hmara biwi hmare dost k sath bhag gya hy or hm apne dost k bgair nhi reh skta". Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35 36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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