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Submitted by:
IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 05, 2009
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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…
Submitted by:
IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 05, 2009
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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
Submitted by:
IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 05, 2009
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1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ….
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha…:)
Submitted by:
IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 05, 2009
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Submitted by:
IMRAN xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 05, 2009
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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Submitted by:
M shahzad >xxxxxxx5077 SMS me (nice_boy077@yahoo.com) on
April 05, 2009
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Boy:
bus aur larki aek jeisi hoti hain
1 jati hai to dosri a jati hai
girl:
rakshye aur larky aek jesy hotye hain
1 ko bulao to 4 , 5 chlye aatye hain
M shahzad from bahawlpur > xxxxxxx5077 SMS me
Submitted by:
Adeel (adeelsabir@yahoo.com) on
April 04, 2009
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Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga
O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
Submitted by:
ds (+xxxxxxx11) on
April 03, 2009
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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
Submitted by:
khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on
April 02, 2009
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Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga
O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
Submitted by:
khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on
April 02, 2009
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Remember !
Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years
If differences dtill
persist
Just
KILL YOUR WIFE
(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
Submitted by:
No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 01, 2009
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My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.
Submitted by:
No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 01, 2009
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Be the sky above you,
blue Soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
Good Morning.
Submitted by:
No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 01, 2009
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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Submitted by:
No Fear_ris xxxxxxx8387 () on
April 01, 2009
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Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,
tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.
phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,
shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.
Submitted by:
moooody (0333-xxxxxxx) (shad_moody1986@yahoo.com) on
March 31, 2009
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Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho
jab whisky peete ho to darling kehte ho
aaj kya pee hai jo chudail keh rahe ho ??
Husband: Aaj ! Aaj to main hosh mein hoon
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