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Submitted by:
fazi (xxxxxxx6372) on
March 28, 2009
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Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho..
Submitted by:
fazi (xxxxxxx6372) on
March 28, 2009
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A child to a pregnant lady:Ye ap k pait main kya ha?
Pregnant lady: Es main mera pyara sa,cute sa, baby ha,
Child:Itna pyara tha to khaya keyon....?
Submitted by:
fazi (xxxxxxx6372) on
March 28, 2009
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ek pathen ne kisi admi ko pani peete dekh liya
pathan ne socha kiyon na koi khas sawal pochon is se,
kuch der sochne ke bad pocha bhai sab kiya ap ko piyas lagi he?
Submitted by:
fazi (xxxxxxx6372) on
March 28, 2009
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Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain hahaha
Submitted by:
fazi (xxxxxxx2576) on
March 28, 2009
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parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...
Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Zindagi) on
March 26, 2009
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ek pathan ne shopkeeper ki dhulai ki,
logon ne pocha kiya hua?
pathan bola khana ham ko asa aina(mirror) diya he jis ke
andar bilkul hamare jaisa admi dikhta he....
Submitted by:
HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Zindagi) on
March 26, 2009
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man:khan agar ap kis par funny msg banate ho,
pathan:muskura ke yara ham hamesha bewaqufon par banata he,
is liye ham pathan par nahi khan par msg banata he...
Submitted by:
romasa xxxxxxx1190 () on
March 25, 2009
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Teacher:'ITFAQ'ka jumla banao? Pathan student: "jis din meray baap ka shadi tha,'ITFAQ' se usi din meri maan ka b shadi tha.
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Alizafar (alizafar7772@hotmail.com) on
March 25, 2009
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A child to a pregnant lady:Ye ap k pait main kya ha?
Pregnant lady: Es main mera pyara sa,cute sa, baby ha,
Child:Itna pyara tha to khaya keyon....?
Submitted by:
Zia Khan King (xxxxxxx6524) on
March 23, 2009
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Kamran khan:zardari sahab apko sab se ziyada dar kab lagta hai
zardari:jab log kehte hain k BIBI zinda hai BIBI zinda hai
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Zia Khan King (xxxxxxx6524) on
March 23, 2009
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Sardar: Mestri ji, Bed pakka banana, Mere Bete ko Bahu par chadna he Mestri: Aisa bed banaunga ki, chahe sara maholla chhad jaye kuch nahi hoga
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (soldier of the soldiers) on
March 23, 2009
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ek pathen ne kisi admi ko pani peete dekh liya
pathan ne socha kiyon na koi khas sawal pochon is se,
kuch der sochne ke bad pocha bhai sab kiya ap ko piyas lagi he?
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Zindagi) on
March 23, 2009
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police mujrim se:kiya chori karne men waqai bara faida he?
mujrim: bewaquf agar yaqin nahi ata to zardari ko dekh ! !
Submitted by:
tabu (xxxxxxx5003) on
March 20, 2009
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Tu mujh ko jee ka rog samjhta hai kis liye
mai tera sabar hon tu mujhe Aazma ke dekh
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xxxxxxx0820 () on
March 20, 2009
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kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi hain ye zamane ki nazar hai to kiay hua zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi
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