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Pathan:Ye GEO NEWS walon ko kesy pata chalta hai? Wife:kiya? Pathan:yehi k Ap Dekh Rahy Hain Geo News! Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on May 07, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata shahid...................... Submitted by: sana (join_shahbaz786@yahoo.com) on May 07, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it`s all different. I come Submitted by: Mubeen Shahid (moon_4_whom@hotmail.com) on May 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Din Main Chand Sitaray Achay Nai Lagte! Ab Dunia Kai Yeh Nazaray Achay Nai Lagte! Koi Jakai Humare AMMI ABOO Sai Kah Dai! Hum Ab Kanware Achay Nai Lagte! Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 06, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar was taking coffee wid her girlfrnd, Sardar: jaldi p, thandi hojae gi, Grlfrnd: fir ki hogya a? Sardar: o wekh, likha a, hot coffee rs.10, cold coffee rs.30. Bigfun 03234091459 Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 06, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Frog: "Sardaar ka dimaagh nai hota", Sardaar: "Hota Hai!", Frog: "Nai hota,Nai hota" (and jumped in water), Sardaar: "Le dass,aiss wich khudkashshi karan waali kehri gall C?''!!!... Bigfun 032340914 Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Husband called his wife from office:''Aaj khaane mein kia pakaaya Hy?'', Wife(ghussay se): ''ZEHAR'', Husband: ''Mai Ne ye btaane k lye fone kiya tha,k mai aj office se late aunga,tm kha k so jana Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 06, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Why is 'SINGH' added to every Sardaar's name? Because:- S=Saala I=Insaan N=Nahiin G=Gadha H=Hai BiG^FuN 03234091459 Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 06, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Smoking aik laanat hai, . Aao millker iss laanat ko khatam karain, . Aik packet tm khatam karo, . Aik packet hum khatam karain! BiG^FuN 03234091459 Submitted by: Alone 0334-8552989 () on May 06, 2008 Rating: 4.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Jin:Kiya hukam hai? Man:mery ghar se America tk road banao. Jin:bhut mushkil hai,koi aur kaam batao? Man:meri BV ko mera faramanbrdar karo. Jin:Road single banani hai yr double? Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor When i miss u, . . I just close my eyes, . . And says: . . . ????? ?????? (Laahol wala quwat) BiG^Fun 03234091459 Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 06, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ''Hawaa mein betaab urr rahe thay Ghaalib, . . Waah, wah, wah, . . Hawaa mein betaab urr rahe thay Ghaalib, . . Phr kia..? Rukk gaie hawaa, Girr gaey Ghaalib!'' BiG^FUN 03234091459 Submitted by: BiG~SMS 00923234091459 () on May 06, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ARZ KIYA HAI:- ''TARANNUM KE TABASSUM SE TABASSUM KII ROSHNII KO JLA DENA, Wah,wah,wah JABB ISSKA MATLUB SAMAJHH AAJAAYE,TOU MUJHHE BHII BTA DENA!!'' SUBHAANALLAAH! Big fun:03234091459 Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097 (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 05, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dala hai Lifafa Daak main, Jawab Unka Ayega! Dala hai Lifafa Daak main, Jawab Unka Ayega! Humain kya pata tha isi bich main Dakiya hi Unhei Chahe ga Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097 (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on May 05, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist! 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