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Submitted by:
UH (xxxxxxx2243) on
March 18, 2009
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parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...
Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...
(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
Submitted by:
mani (badshah_mani@yahoo.com) on
March 17, 2009
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Meri dua hai k app taraqi kro... itna uper jao itna uper jao.... .. .. k frishte tm se kahein nawa aya ain sonya
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khizar (khizarsunnyccnn@hotmail.com) on
March 16, 2009
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1 Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai
Mola : sb so rahay hain or mein teri ibadt kr raha hun
saath wali harpai se awaz i :
O chawal apni dua mang sadi shikayat na kr
Submitted by:
*Rizi Da Magician * 0313 xxxxxxx () on
March 14, 2009
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Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain hahaha
Submitted by:
Rizi Da Magician 0313 xxxxxxx () on
March 14, 2009
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Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology? Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Submitted by:
Rizi Da Magician 0313 xxxxxxx () on
March 14, 2009
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Na 'Sachhai' bari hai, Na 'Khuddari' bari hai, Na 'Bhalai' bari hai, Na 'Imandari' bari hai. Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khari hai hehehehe
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Rizi Da Magician 0313 xxxxxxx () on
March 14, 2009
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Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First. hehehehe
Submitted by:
Rizi Da Magician 0313 xxxxxxx () on
March 14, 2009
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Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai�
Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon
Submitted by:
atif xxxxxxx3884 () on
March 14, 2009
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Thousands of yesterdayz go, Thousands of todayz go, Thousandz of tomorows come, Bt d believe of student remain same,,, . . . . . . . . "Kal se pakka prhain gay"
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Farooq *xxxxxxx0224* (Hyderabad) on
March 13, 2009
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Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho..
Submitted by:
HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (soldier of the soldiers) on
March 12, 2009
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agar pathan pakistan par saltanat karty to
pakistan ka name =pareshankhan=
currency = zillat,
king = fazool khan,
queen = ghariba kahn,
capital = dal dal abad,
timezone= nst(naswar standard time)
adliya= khanakharab
Submitted by:
HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (soldier of the soldiers) on
March 12, 2009
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wo kon si cheez he jo
pani ke begair 2 din zinda rahe,
khane ke begair 4 din,
oxygen ke begair 10 minute,
aur naswar ke begair 1 second?
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"pathan"
Submitted by:
danish (danish.riazahmed@gmail.com) on
March 08, 2009
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Pathan ne apnay new born baby ko uthaya to us na susu kardi....
pathan ne nurse ko bola....
baji ye piece leak horaha he..
BADAL K DUSRA DO MEHRBANI HOGII
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Mesum (free4ever_here@yahoo.com) on
March 06, 2009
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chamistry teacher: girls can u tell me wahere is your heart? all girls replied shotly"Mesum k Passs"
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hina only guys can contact xxxxxxx2675 () on
March 05, 2009
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1 Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai
Mola : sb so rahay hain or mein teri ibadt kr raha hun
saath wali harpai se awaz i :
O chawal apni dua mang sadi shikayat na kr
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