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Pathan student: "jis din meray baap ka shadi tha,'ITFAQ' se usi din meri maan ka b shadi tha. Submitted by: Alizafar (alizafar7772@hotmail.com) on March 25, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A child to a pregnant lady:Ye ap k pait main kya ha? Pregnant lady: Es main mera pyara sa,cute sa, baby ha, Child:Itna pyara tha to khaya keyon....? Submitted by: Zia Khan King (xxxxxxx6524) on March 23, 2009 Rating: 4.88 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kamran khan:zardari sahab apko sab se ziyada dar kab lagta hai zardari:jab log kehte hain k BIBI zinda hai BIBI zinda hai Submitted by: Zia Khan King (xxxxxxx6524) on March 23, 2009 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar: Mestri ji, Bed pakka banana, Mere Bete ko Bahu par chadna he Mestri: Aisa bed banaunga ki, chahe sara maholla chhad jaye kuch nahi hoga Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (soldier of the soldiers) on March 23, 2009 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek pathen ne kisi admi ko pani peete dekh liya pathan ne socha kiyon na koi khas sawal pochon is se, kuch der sochne ke bad pocha bhai sab kiya ap ko piyas lagi he? Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Zindagi) on March 23, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor police mujrim se:kiya chori karne men waqai bara faida he? mujrim: bewaquf agar yaqin nahi ata to zardari ko dekh ! ! Submitted by: tabu (xxxxxxx5003) on March 20, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Tu mujh ko jee ka rog samjhta hai kis liye mai tera sabar hon tu mujhe Aazma ke dekh Submitted by: xxxxxxx0820 () on March 20, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi hain ye zamane ki nazar hai to kiay hua zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi Submitted by: Zuhaib (Zhuaib_012@hotmail.com) on March 18, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek din ek larki ne kaha k muje asi chez dekhao jo main ne nai dekhi hai to us waqt ek larke ne kahan ye lipstick dekho to us ne dekha or kaha k is k bhech main lakeer hai to larke ne kaha k bhanji ap to lakeer ki faqir ho. Submitted by: UH (xxxxxxx2243) on March 18, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor parho ge., likho ge., ho ge Kharab... Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge., Bano ge Nawab... (ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~ Submitted by: mani (badshah_mani@yahoo.com) on March 17, 2009 Rating: 4.55 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Meri dua hai k app taraqi kro... itna uper jao itna uper jao.... .. .. k frishte tm se kahein nawa aya ain sonya Submitted by: khizar (khizarsunnyccnn@hotmail.com) on March 16, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai Mola : sb so rahay hain or mein teri ibadt kr raha hun saath wali harpai se awaz i : O chawal apni dua mang sadi shikayat na kr Submitted by: *Rizi Da Magician * 0313 xxxxxxx () on March 14, 2009 Rating: 4.83 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain hahaha Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician 0313 xxxxxxx () on March 14, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology? Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology. Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician 0313 xxxxxxx () on March 14, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Na 'Sachhai' bari hai, Na 'Khuddari' bari hai, Na 'Bhalai' bari hai, Na 'Imandari' bari hai. Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khari hai hehehehe Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37 38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193

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