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Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (soldier of the soldiers) on March 12, 2009
Rating: 3 out of 5

wo kon si cheez he jo
pani ke begair 2 din zinda rahe,
khane ke begair 4 din,
oxygen ke begair 10 minute,
aur naswar ke begair 1 second?
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"pathan"

Submitted by: danish (danish.riazahmed@gmail.com) on March 08, 2009
Rating: 4.63 out of 5

Pathan ne apnay new born baby ko uthaya to us na susu kardi....

pathan ne nurse ko bola....

baji ye piece leak horaha he..
BADAL K DUSRA DO MEHRBANI HOGII

Submitted by: Mesum (free4ever_here@yahoo.com) on March 06, 2009
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

chamistry teacher: girls can u tell me wahere is your heart? all girls replied shotly"Mesum k Passs"

Submitted by: hina only guys can contact xxxxxxx2675 () on March 05, 2009
Rating: 3.73 out of 5

1 Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai
Mola : sb so rahay hain or mein teri ibadt kr raha hun


saath wali harpai se awaz i :
O chawal apni dua mang sadi shikayat na kr

Submitted by: Tipu butt (tipu463@yahoo.com) on March 05, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

Aitbar rakhna mari dosti pe, hum akhir tk dosti nibhaein gy,
zarurat pari dosti mein imtehan dene ki,
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to
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imtehan ap dena, naqal hum lagwain gy

Submitted by: sobia (aqsa_homeo@yahoo.com) on March 04, 2009
Rating: 3.72 out of 5


Sardar to Sardar:
Who Ladki Behri hai;
2nd sardar: kaisy?
Sardar: mein ne usay I love u kaha to boli main ne kal hi
Naya sandal khrida hai…..’


Submitted by: asifa (chaggo_sweet2009@yahoo.com) on March 04, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

my 9ts r goin sleepless,
my dys r going useless,
i hv bcm speechless,
so i asked my heart s it lv?
heart replied:no putr result ane vala ha


Submitted by: raja imran xxxxxxx7671 (mani imran) on March 03, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

Sardar to Sardar:
Who Ladki Behri hai;
2nd sardar: kaisy?
Sardar: mein ne usay I love u kaha to boli main ne kal hi
Naya sandal khrida hai…..’




Submitted by: raja imran mnai xxxxxxx7671 (raja imran) on March 03, 2009
Rating: 2.63 out of 5

-ek pathan kafi der se soch raha tha, kisi ne pocha khan sab kiya soch rahey ho?
pathan: ham kafi der soch raha he ham ko wo din yad nahi ata jab ham paida hua...



Submitted by: ja imran mani xxxxxxx7671 (raja imran) on March 03, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

4-ali; mama main bara ho k pailat banoo ga jahaz uraoon ga.
Mama;beta mujay kasay pata chalay yae meray beatay ka jahaz hai.
Ali;guzrat wakat apnay ghar pe gola phank dia karoo ga.


Submitted by: raja imran mani xxxxxxx7671 (imran raja) on March 03, 2009
Rating: 3 out of 5

3-pathan: oye hamara bachi tum ham ko abba kiyo nahi kehta daddy kiyo kehta?
daughter: daddy abba kehny se lipstic kharab hoti he,
pathan: to jao aur lagao hamar beti ham ko abhi abba bola ham khush hua....


Submitted by: raja imran mani xxxxxxx7671 (raja mani) on March 03, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

;]r1-teacher student se: SUCH orrr VEHAM main kya faraq ha
student teacher se:aap humain perrha rahim ha yeah such ha,laken hum perr rahain ha yeah aap ka veham ha


Submitted by: Zoha () on March 03, 2009
Rating: 3.88 out of 5

If you have the talent
and u have the skill
and u want to do something for others,
then do not waste your time and join LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS

Submitted by: aiza malik () on March 02, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

my 9ts r goin sleepless,
my dys r going useless,
i hv bcm speechless,
so i asked my heart s it lv?
heart replied:no putr result ane vala ha


Submitted by: ihaan (ihaan_kk@yahoo.com) on March 02, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

sardar shope par ja kar aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.
shope keeper;tumhra brtan chota hai
sardar;acha bakri ka he de do.........

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