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Sardar: mein ne usay I love u kaha to boli main ne kal hi Naya sandal khrida hai…..’ Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on July 20, 2009 Rating: 4.1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor wo kon si cheez he jo pani ke begair 2 din zinda rahe, khane ke begair 4 din, oxygen ke begair 10 minute, aur naswar ke begair 1 second? . . "pathan" Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on July 20, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor agar pathan pakistan par saltanat karty to pakistan ka name =pareshankhan= currency = zillat, king = fazool khan, queen = ghariba kahn, capital = dal dal abad, timezone= nst(naswar standard time) adliya= khanakharab Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on July 20, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Singer To His Neighbor: Whenever I Sing, Your Dog Starts Barking. Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault, You Start It First. hehehehe Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on July 20, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain hahaha Submitted by: dx (xxxxxxx5150) on July 19, 2009 Rating: 3.39 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek pathan aur sardar ki khoob pitai hui Dono Birthday party me muft ka khana khatay hue pakry gaye aur kehne lagay: "Hum larki walon ki taraf se hain" ; Submitted by: AWQ (w_great@hotmail.com) on July 18, 2009 Rating: 3.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek pathan aur sardar ki khoob pitai hui Dono Birthday party me muft ka khana khatay hue pakry gaye aur kehne lagay: "Hum larki walon ki taraf se hain" ; Submitted by: AWQ (w_great@hotmail.com) on July 18, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Professor: Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi krogy ya apne se 20 saal bari se? Studnt: Sir Depend krta hy K kon Khobsurat hy. Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi. Submitted by: AWQ (w_great@hotmail.com) on July 18, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 pathan Bgair ticket k train ma safar kr rha tha. Cheker tkt chk krne aya to pathan ne Namaz ki niyat kr le. Chekr pas beth kr intezar krne lga Pathan guse se bola. ''100 Rakat Namaz Nafal Lahore tak ALLAH O AKBAR" Submitted by: Khurram Shah (khurram_nusrat@hotmail.com) on July 17, 2009 Rating: 4.66 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ik admi hospital ma Ro-raha tha, Phatan: q Ro-rahy ho, Admi blood test karwana hy ungli katni pary g.Phatan b Rone laga aur bolo ma ny b to PISHAB test karwana hy, 0300-xxxxxxx Submitted by: Aftab khan(xxxxxxx0097/xxxxxxx0097) (desertonflow92@hotmail.com/desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on July 12, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife: Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi.. Wife: Fir kee ho ga?? Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakh Hot Coffee Rs. 15 Cold Coffee Rs. 45 Submitted by: Afaq 0300 xxxxxxx (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on July 09, 2009 Rating: 4.58 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Larka: aa apni beti ki shaadi mujh se kar den main aap ko us k wazan k barabar sona donga Sheikh: mujhe waqt do: Boy: Sochne k liae Sheikh: nahi apni beti ka wazan barhane k liae Submitted by: Afaq 0300 xxxxxxx (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on July 09, 2009 Rating: 4.85 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A sardar went to museum. there he broke a statue. Officer: u have broken five thousand years old statue. Sardar: Thanks God1 maen samjha nwaan C... Submitted by: Afaq 0300 xxxxxxx (Afaq_hassan@yahoo.com) on July 09, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan Dirving on wrong side of Road & He Became Upset & Said ===SHIT=== aaj phir late ho gaya saare log wapis jaa rahe hain... 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