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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaye ... Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician () on May 04, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek Din Kantay Ney Phool Sey Poocha Key "Aey Phool!" Mujhey Tumhari Mohabbat Sey Kya Haasil Howa? Mujhey Dekhtay Hi Har Koi Apney Tevar Badal Leta Hai Shayad Is Liye Key Main Unhain Zakhmi Kar Deta Hoon or Duniya Tum Par Marti Hai Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician () on May 04, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dil Ka Dard Dil Torne Wale Kya Jane Pyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kya Jane Is Pyar Ne To Jeena Mushkil Kar Diya Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Larki Ka Baap Kya Jaane ... Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician () on May 04, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: Tum Late Q Aaye..? Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahe Thay.. Teach: Wo Lar Rahe Thay To Tum Late Q Aaye..? Stud: Kya Karta Mera 1 Joota Ammi K Pas Tha Or 1 Abbu K Pas ... 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