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Submitted by: Hassan 92-344-6360530 (deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com destny006@hotmail.com) on May 03, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha, woh usko pakar k kha gaya! Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha, us ne pakar k chinese say pocha: . . . . . Khareedo gay ? Submitted by: Hassan 92-344-6360530 (deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com destny006@hotmail.com) on May 03, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet” Submitted by: nazia (naazia20) on May 02, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sir to studnt tum schol Q nahi ay thy Studnt,sir mujhy bird flu ho gaya tha Sir,bird flu to... Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician () on May 02, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! 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