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Boy: Kamini, Zaleel, I love you. Mujhse shadi kar k mujhe tabah kar be kambakhat maari:D Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Zindagi) on February 24, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor achy logo hansty rehna,achi baten kehty rehna. jeewan khushboo karty rehna,gulshan gulshan khilty rehna. har so jal thal karty rehna,badal ban kar chalty rehna. sab ko khushiyan dete rehna,aty jaty milty rehna. Submitted by: shakil xxxxxxx2675 () on February 24, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai Maa sy ho to ibadat Bap sy ho to muqaddas Bhai say ho to aaqidat Behan say ho to farz B v say ho to. Chunnu munnu guddu pappu Submitted by: usman(only allow girls to call me xxxxxxx2869) (xxxxxxx2869) on February 24, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik boy say kisi nay pocha: jawani aur burhapay ma farq btao...? boy replied: jawani me mobile me larkion k numbrz hotay han or burhapay me" HAKEEMO k" Submitted by: usman(only allow girls to call me xxxxxxx2869) (xxxxxxx2869) on February 24, 2009 Rating: 4.18 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan proposing a girl...hi darling kya mujse shadi kro ge. girl...tameez say baat kro pathan. Aslam.o.Alaikum baji kya mujse shadi kro ge Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Zindagi) on February 23, 2009 Rating: 2.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Khan sab duniya ki anmol kahani kon si hey? Pathan: hamara beti university ke exam men top kar key psychologist banega.. Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Zindagi) on February 23, 2009 Rating: 1.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor agar Pathan se koi kahey ABC kahey ga kiya keh raha he tum log? agar koi kahey ten twenty thirty tu phir kahey ga hamara kitna banta hey? Submitted by: () on February 23, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Suna he aap ki muskurahat pe log marte hain Mujhe bhi ek banda marwana hai Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Peace-Lover) on February 23, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor teacher: lala tum ghar par note likh ke aana. Pathan: sir hamara ghar chalo poora ghar ka deewar par note likha he... Submitted by: Zoha (sedna.sedna_@hotmail.com) on February 22, 2009 Rating: 4.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Soldier:Sir,we are surrounded by enemy. Major:EXCELLENT We can now attack in any direction;> Submitted by: Zoha (sedna.sedna_@hotmail.com) on February 22, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor It cat is cat the cat easiest cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat stupid cat busy cat. Now read the above lines without CAT. Submitted by: Aftab khan(xxxxxxx0097) (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on February 22, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar: Yar yeh jore kahan bante hen? Dost: Aasman pr Sardar: Abe shit yar Dost: Kya hua? Sardar: Me tou darzi ko de aaya... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Peace-Lover) on February 22, 2009 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac????? Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Peace-Lover) on February 20, 2009 Rating: 3.86 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 5 cheezen hairat me dalti hen, pathan ke pas aqal, baloch ke pas education, sindhi ke pas mehnat, muhajir ke pas respect, punjabi ke pas wafadari... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (peace_lover) on February 17, 2009 Rating: 2.43 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek pathan kafi der se soch raha tha, kisi ne pocha khan sab kiya soch rahey ho? pathan: ham kafi der soch raha he ham ko wo din yad nahi ata jab ham paida hua... 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