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Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 08, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor SHORT and SWEET SAYING : "Nobody In This World Is Rich Enough To Throw Away A Friend.." Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 08, 2010 Rating: 3.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Small girl & boy are seen crying 2gether.. Den askd why? Girl says "My doll has broken" & Boy says "I M crying bcoz my doll is crying.." Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 06, 2010 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye? Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi. Maa: Aisa Kyon? Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha. :- Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 06, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker "SHAHID...!" tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!! This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;-> Submitted by: MsS0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on February 06, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Raat ko neend nahi ati,, Din ko chain nahi ata,, Jab me ne sab se poocha k,, Kia yehi pyar hai??? Sab ne kaha nahi… Submitted by: MsS0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on February 06, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teri soorat mere dil main kuch is tarha se bas gai hai,,,, Teri soorat mere dil main kuch is tarha se bas gai hai,,, Jesey chotey se darwaazey main bhains phans gai hai…. Submitted by: MsS0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on February 06, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him? Man: No my lord, he give it to me. Judge: when did he give you? Man: when I showed him the gun… Submitted by: MsS0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on February 06, 2010 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ladki ka dil pani ki tarha hota hai, Ladkay ka dil mobile ki tarah, Chahay mobile pani mein gire ya pani mobile pe, Waat mobile ki hi lagti hai Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 06, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Source of Vitamin "Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E. I chew them regularly to stay fit" -Shahid Afridi Submitted by: SariM JaaN (sam.sagi87@live.com) on February 06, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor tujhse log miltay hen teray pyar kia waja se ae ""DOST"" warna teray konsay pakoray, samosay mashoor hen Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 03, 2010 Rating: 4.38 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do. Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi. Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-) Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 03, 2010 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don't touch it. ;-( . SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so 'I BURN IT' :-) . Attitude matters... ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 03, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi, Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga? Larki: Wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai Maa: Kya? Larki: . . . Sameer ;-) Pages: 1  2  3  4 5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192

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