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Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 11, 2010
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Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?
Guess?
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Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.
Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 11, 2010
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Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.
Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 10, 2010
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Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...
Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 10, 2010
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Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''Ab kya lene aayi ho''
Pathan ki B-v boli
''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'';->
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 10, 2010
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Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 10, 2010
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Definition for Human being:
A creature that cuts trees
,makes papers and writes
"SAVE TREES"
on it..!!!
Funny people.....!!!!!!
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 10, 2010
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Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.
Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.
Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.
Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)
Submitted by:
Mahmood 0312-xxxxxxx (mahmood.anwar45@yahoo.com) on
February 09, 2010
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Teacher: Agar supar mam film Pakistan mein banti yo is ka naam kya hota?????
Student: "Udan Wala Gujjar"
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 08, 2010
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Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!
pathan bola full kar do:-D
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 08, 2010
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Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein
Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,
Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki
Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 08, 2010
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SHORT and SWEET SAYING :
"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
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Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 08, 2010
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Small girl & boy are seen crying 2gether..
Den askd why?
Girl says
"My doll has broken"
&
Boy says
"I M crying bcoz my doll is crying.."
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 06, 2010
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Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?
Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.
Maa: Aisa Kyon?
Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha. :-
Submitted by:
Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on
February 06, 2010
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Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"
tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
Submitted by:
MsS0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
February 06, 2010
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Raat ko neend nahi ati,,
Din ko chain nahi ata,,
Jab me ne sab se poocha k,,
Kia yehi pyar hai???
Sab ne kaha nahi…
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