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Submitted by: IMRAN 03338369705 () on August 11, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Submitted by: IMRAN 03338369705 () on August 11, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5



Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??


Submitted by: Aftab khan (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Q:What did the ganster''s son tell his dad when he failed in examination?
A:Dad they questioned me 4, 3 hours but i heaven''t told them anything......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Submitted by: Aftab khan (<desertonflow92@hotmail.com><desertonflow92@yahoo.com>) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Aik sardar k ghar shadi k 20 sal bad bacha howa wo udas ho gaya
2nd sardar: yar udas kiyon ho
1st sardar: 20 sal bad bacha howa wo bhi
chota sa


Submitted by: 0345-8087505 Muzahir (muzahir_86@hotmail.com) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Aj kal ki kuch larkiyan husn pr naz krtin hain

WAH! WAH! WAH!

Aj kal ki kuch larkiyan husn pr naz krtin hain
.
.
.
.
.

"6 Kalmey pure aate nahi ENGLISH mai bat karti hain.

Submitted by: 0345-8087505 Muzahir (muzahir_86@hotmail.com) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

Aik pathan petrol pump gaya, board pr likha tha mobile use karna mana hai.
osne mobile nikala or sub doston ko cal kr k kaha.

"Phone mar karna mai petrol pump pe hoon"

Submitted by: Muzahir (muzahir_86@hotmail.com) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

College mai ek sardar dosre se:

"Tujehy larki phasana ati hai?"

Dosra:

"Nahi ati tu seekha de."

Pehla:

"Bara asan hai yar. bus aik kagaz le oska jahaz bana or class mai ura de. jab teacher pooche

Submitted by: Muzahir (muzahir_86@hotmail.com) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 2 out of 5

"Hena"
Hai
smart
bohot
wo
bheja
ne
jis
or
hon
raha
pahr
se
nichey
ko
msg
jo
hoon
pagal
woh
mai


Confused hogai???
Ab chalo dubara wapis nichay se upper paroh "Shabash&

Submitted by: FAKHAR (fakhar_alam12@hotmail.com) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

aik makraani aik haseen bohat der sy ghoor kr dekh raha tha
larki sharma ky makraani k kareeb aae or poocha ''kya dekh rahay ho'?
makraani:hum soch raha hy k agar tum hamari maa hoti to hum bhi tumhari tarhan KHOBSOORAT hota....

Submitted by: Hassan+92-344-6360530 (deepdreamz_love@yhoo.com) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

Girl:Don't FolLOW Me,Becoz

My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,

Boy:Don't U Worry,

My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"

Submitted by: Hassan+92-344-6360530 (deepdreamz_love@yhoo.com) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don't Give The Power Because If

Submitted by: Hassan+92-344-6360530 (deepdreamz_love@yhoo.com) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?



Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.

Submitted by: Saleem khan (03443745775) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Boy: teri judai me neend udti he chain khota he jaan jati he or dil rota he. Girl: Doctor ko dikha le bhai, QK Deengi virus bi aise hi hota he..

Submitted by: Hassan+92-344-6360530 (deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?



Kitna
'PYAR'-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya

Submitted by: Usman (usman_19900@yahoo.com) on August 10, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Girlfriend: Jab humaari shaadi hogi,tou tm mujhe 1 ring do ge Na..?
Srdaar: O zarur dawan ga,ay dass mobile te dawan ya ptcl te?
my mobil number 03135215704

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