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Submitted by: raja imran mani xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on February 17, 2009 Rating: 4.61 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ali; mama main bara ho k pailat banoo ga jahaz uraoon ga. Mama;beta mujay kasay pata chalay yae meray beatay ka jahaz hai. Ali;guzrat wakat apnay ghar pe gola phank dia karoo ga. Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Peace_Lover) on February 16, 2009 Rating: 3.37 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pathan: oye hamara bachi tum ham ko abba kiyo nahi kehta daddy kiyo kehta? daughter: daddy abba kehny se lipstic kharab hoti he, pathan: to jao aur lagao hamar beti ham ko abhi abba bola ham khush hua.... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Peace_Lover) on February 16, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor khan sab ap ka faovurite color konsa he? pathan: Black, man: wo kiyo? pathan: yara samjha karo contrast hy Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Peace_Lover) on February 16, 2009 Rating: 1.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek pathan PCO operator ki dhulai ki, logon ne poocha khan sab kiya hua? pathan bola ham bola hamar bap ko phone mila, kehta he number do asy nahi milega, khana khrab jasy free me cal kar raha he.... Submitted by: liaquat ali (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on February 16, 2009 Rating: 1.86 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Goli se ab darr nahi lagta hai FARAZ... Shart yeh hai k woh disprine ki ho.. Submitted by: liaquat ali (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on February 15, 2009 Rating: 3.4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Choom letaa mein in haseen honton ko faraz, Per uski behti naak ney mera irada badal diya Submitted by: shamsheer (shamsheeraliawan@yahoo.com) on February 15, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion. All is safe with a lady engaged; no harm can be done. Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (MirPurKhas_Peace) on February 12, 2009 Rating: 2.45 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion. All is safe with a lady engaged; no harm can be done. Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (MirPurKhas_Peace) on February 12, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Whenever you see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, your first instinct is to laugh. But why you don't think, if you were an ant, and she fell on you. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny... soldier_haroon@y... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (MirPurKhas_Peace) on February 12, 2009 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor The good and beautiful lady should not be model, and she doesn't need any fashion because that is not better than God gifted beauty which you have... Submitted by: Mansoor (mansoorkayani.58@yahoo.com) on February 12, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ye dil to kisi or ki amanat hy dilber Tere liye aik gyrda bacha rakha hy To bewafa ho b jay to koi gham nai Ham ne chakkar kahin or b chala rakha hay Submitted by: Arfan xxxxxxx6612 (goshiii786@gmail.com) on February 11, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor tangha paryah e sawariyain da ek nuw aakh mari nalah khul giyah e sariyain da waaaaaa waaaaaaaaah Submitted by: liaquat ali (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on February 10, 2009 Rating: 3.57 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?" .. . . Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear.. Submitted by: raja imran,mani xxxxxxx7671 (imran raja) on February 10, 2009 Rating: 4.18 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan k ghar mehaman ay us ki bivi ne kaha jao mehmanu k liy kuch ly k ao pathan bahir gya aur . . RIKSHA ly aya. 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