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She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion. All is safe with a lady engaged; no harm can be done. Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (MirPurKhas_Peace) on February 12, 2009 Rating: 2.45 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion. All is safe with a lady engaged; no harm can be done. Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (MirPurKhas_Peace) on February 12, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Whenever you see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, your first instinct is to laugh. But why you don't think, if you were an ant, and she fell on you. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny... soldier_haroon@y... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (MirPurKhas_Peace) on February 12, 2009 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor The good and beautiful lady should not be model, and she doesn't need any fashion because that is not better than God gifted beauty which you have... Submitted by: Mansoor (mansoorkayani.58@yahoo.com) on February 12, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ye dil to kisi or ki amanat hy dilber Tere liye aik gyrda bacha rakha hy To bewafa ho b jay to koi gham nai Ham ne chakkar kahin or b chala rakha hay Submitted by: Arfan xxxxxxx6612 (goshiii786@gmail.com) on February 11, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor tangha paryah e sawariyain da ek nuw aakh mari nalah khul giyah e sariyain da waaaaaa waaaaaaaaah Submitted by: liaquat ali (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on February 10, 2009 Rating: 3.57 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?" .. . . Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear.. Submitted by: raja imran,mani xxxxxxx7671 (imran raja) on February 10, 2009 Rating: 4.18 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan k ghar mehaman ay us ki bivi ne kaha jao mehmanu k liy kuch ly k ao pathan bahir gya aur . . RIKSHA ly aya. Submitted by: Raja imran,mani xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on February 10, 2009 Rating: 4.36 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek sardar Nanga aur ulta soya tha, Ek admi aa k sardar k hips pr Tabla bajane laga. Jab bajana band kya to sardar seedha hua aur bola;Lay hun BANSURI waja. Submitted by: (redrose3817@yahoo.com) on February 08, 2009 Rating: 4.12 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor intelligent way of proposing a girl...... made hr sit in a boat & take da boat in da middle of da c & say love me or leave my boat Submitted by: NAILA (sweet.sweety_09@hotmail.com) on February 08, 2009 Rating: 4.4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik Sardar Tha.. Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha.. Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha.. To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?? : : Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft) !! Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx9705 () on February 07, 2009 Rating: 4.17 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kiss Definition in Physics:- “Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies” Kiss Definition in Computer:- “Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE” Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx9705 () on February 07, 2009 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun? Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx9705 () on February 07, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga! 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