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Jab bajana band kya to sardar seedha hua aur bola;Lay hun BANSURI waja. Submitted by: (redrose3817@yahoo.com) on February 08, 2009 Rating: 4.12 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor intelligent way of proposing a girl...... made hr sit in a boat & take da boat in da middle of da c & say love me or leave my boat Submitted by: NAILA (sweet.sweety_09@hotmail.com) on February 08, 2009 Rating: 4.4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik Sardar Tha.. Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha.. Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha.. To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?? : : Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft) !! Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx9705 () on February 07, 2009 Rating: 4.17 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kiss Definition in Physics:- “Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies” Kiss Definition in Computer:- “Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE” Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx9705 () on February 07, 2009 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun? Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx9705 () on February 07, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga! Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx9705 () on February 07, 2009 Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Submitted by: Abdullah(xxxxxxx2004) (subyal_1@yahoo.com) on February 07, 2009 Rating: 4.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik pathan apna rishta daikhny gaya.Ghr walon ne kaha dono ko akaila chor do. Pathan:Baji ap kitnay behen bhai ho? Girl(Gussay say):Pehlay 3 thay ab ap ko mila k 4 hain.:-) Submitted by: rana sahab (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on February 06, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor What is the best punishment 4 a girl? Give her new dress, matching jewellry and nice cosmetics. And then Lock her in a room Without a Mirror.! Submitted by: Umar Farooq xxxxxxx2986 (blue_eyes1388@yahoo.com) on February 04, 2009 Rating: 4.11 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aik sardar jee apna saman pack kar k Jeo news k office gay or boly wo baji kahan hain jo news k bad kehti hain k :humare sath rahye: Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on February 04, 2009 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on February 04, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on February 04, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor whenever u feel sadness in your HEART, blackness in your EYES, paleness on your FACE, fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME". Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on February 04, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 phtan ne 1 sardar ko juta mara, sardar:tum ne ye juta ghuse se mara ya mazaq se? phtan: Guse se. Sardar:Acha hai warna me aisa mazaq bardasht nai karta: Submitted by: aiza malik () on February 03, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor nw qomi tarana zrdari ki zameen shad bad bijli aye 8 gante k baad tu nishan-e-corruption aali shan arz-e-zrdaristan shad bad sindh rahe abad zardari ki zameen ka nizam atay gas bijli ka bohran qom mulk sub ghark nawaz, waqeel pa Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41 42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192

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