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Submitted by: SADIA (malaika_181@hotmail.com) on May 01, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

plz ignore na karen....

yeh sms 10 dafa parh k 10 logon ko send karnay se apk dil ko tasali milay gi...insALLAH








"WAPDA PAY LAKH DI LANAT"

Submitted by: nazia (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on April 30, 2008
Rating: 2.5 out of 5

dosti ka safar taveel sahi,


lekin,
kuch kadam tum chalo,
kuch kadam hum chalen,

phir...!!!
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RAKHSHA KARLENGAY!!!!


Submitted by: nazia (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on April 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

husband:today is sunday n i really want 2 enjoy it.so i have bought 3 tickets 4 the movie.
wife: why 3?
husband: for u n ur parents!!!

Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

,*'*,
( c ' ?
>--
Ae mare ALLAH har kanjos makhi choos ko sms receive karna ka sath sath send karne ki b tofeq ate Farma
(Ameen)


Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

We've Known Each Other For Quite A While
Now, Do U Think We Can B More Than Friends?
Cos I Like U Very Much
Will U B My Partner 2 Rob A Bank?

Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

You Are One Of The Most CUTE Persons In The World!!

Just A Second, Don't Misunderstand.
CUTE Means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 30, 2008
Rating: 4.75 out of 5

Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge...




Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..

Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Someone..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
The Monkey

In the
Zoo

Submitted by: Asif Ali (guardiniya@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

mera dill jiger kidney liver ho tum, waqt bewaqt aye wo fever ho tum, doob kr jis mai mer jaon wo river ho tum, mere jeewan mai ab forever ho tum.

Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

2 Admi Qabristan Main Baithe The 1 Ne Kaha

"Ye Log Bare Aram Se Sotay Hain"

1 Murda Qabar Se Utha
Or Bola
"Q Na Soyen Ye Jagah Jaan De Kar Hasil Ki Hai.




Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Jis Tarah 1 Machar Ko
Marne Se
Tum Shikari Nahin Ban Jao
Gey
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Theek Usi Tarah 2-3 SMS
Karney Se Tum Bhikari Nhi
Banjaoge!!!!!!


Submitted by: majid 03342540802 (majid_ali_s@yahoo.com) on April 29, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

ammy ammy woh larka hain na

mujhhe baar lully dikha kar bhag jata hain

ammy is baat per muskarayee

aur kehne lagi bara harami ka bacha hai bilkul apne baap per gaya hai


Submitted by: uns4u2 (unis4u2@yahoo.com) on April 29, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

ek sardar ko bhook lagi wo yaha waha dekhta raha side men kuch bhi nahi tha na hotel na dhba na hi koi dukan
baad men pata chala kuss jaga tha murdon ka makkan.

Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

kia andaz hai
kia jalwa hai
kia style hai
aur kia smile hai
msg to karti nahin
aur fakhar se kehti ho mere pas mobile hai...

Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat jana---->

Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

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