Free SMS » Mobilink SMS » Ufone SMS » Telenor SMS » Warid SMS » Insta SMS » Paktel SMS Submit SMS Message SMS Messages » Anniversary SMS » Birthday SMS » Christmas SMS » Cool SMS » Dreams SMS » Eid Mubarak SMS » Flirt SMS » Friendship SMS » Funny SMS » Getwell Soon SMS » Good Luck SMS » Good Morning SMS » Good Night SMS » Independence SMS » Islamic SMS » Love SMS » Missing You SMS » Mothers Day SMS » New Year SMS » Urdu SMS Home - SMS Messages - Funny SMS Funny SMS Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42 43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194  195  196  197  198  199  200  201  202  203  204  Submitted by: Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se Submitted by: Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumhari raah per mein Rs.50/- dega, Raste mein usko Rs.50/- milay. Pathan bola:- Ya Allah itna be bharosa nahin kiya "Pehle he kaat liye" : Submitted by: Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher Student se: Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon he, Student: Mere Abbu Teacher: Wo kese? Student: Kyon k wo roz ammi k sath sote hen Submitted by: Raja Imran,Mani.xxxxxxx7671 (imranrajaalamgir@hotmail.com) on April 29, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the lakin sare k sare mar gayeee kaise? nothing serious ship bich mein kharab ho gai tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee Submitted by: UH (xxxxxxx2243) on April 28, 2009 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Muhabat Ho Jaye Ya Machar Kaaten Anjam 1 Hi Hy. What? Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati... Submitted by: UH (xxxxxxx2243) on April 28, 2009 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola: . . . . . . . . . . "Baaki Parcel Kardo" Submitted by: UH (xxxxxxx2243) on April 28, 2009 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor "Bike Rider To Sarjant Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain. "Phir Chalan Kaisa Sarjant. Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai, Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. .. Submitted by: UH (xxxxxxx2243) on April 28, 2009 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor HINDI: A Kya Bolti Tu ? A Kya Mai Bolu ? Sun Suna Ati Kya Khandala ? Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ? Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya URDU AAP KUCH BOLEIN? HUM KYA BOLEIN?? MULAIZA FARMAYEIN Submitted by: UH (xxxxxxx2243) on April 28, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor *Love b4 Marriage* Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe… *Love after Marriage* “baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe Submitted by: UH (xxxxxxx2243) on April 28, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, “DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?” tabhi wife zorse chillayi’ CHAKKAAAA!!! Submitted by: UH (xxxxxxx2243) on April 28, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide............ Submitted by: khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on April 27, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai? Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen... Submitted by: khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on April 27, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay? 2nd: Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata.. 1st: Acha, To Phir Ye Lo, Anda Khao..!! Submitted by: khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on April 27, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Blackmailing In New Style= Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai, To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K "Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;-> Submitted by: khizar hayat (xxxxxxx1855) on April 27, 2009 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor "Bike Rider To Sarjant Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain. "Phir Chalan Kaisa Sarjant. Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai, Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. .. 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