Free SMS » Mobilink SMS » Ufone SMS » Telenor SMS » Warid SMS » Insta SMS » Paktel SMS Submit SMS Message SMS Messages » Anniversary SMS » Birthday SMS » Christmas SMS » Cool SMS » Dreams SMS » Eid Mubarak SMS » Flirt SMS » Friendship SMS » Funny SMS » Getwell Soon SMS » Good Luck SMS » Good Morning SMS » Good Night SMS » Independence SMS » Islamic SMS » Love SMS » Missing You SMS » Mothers Day SMS » New Year SMS » Urdu SMS Home - SMS Messages - Funny SMS Funny SMS Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42 43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  Submitted by: FAISAL 03468855606 (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on April 29, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor • Ek Gujju ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di. Next day Gujju ne apna Bank acccount band karwa diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha: Hum aap k Sapno ko Haqeeqat mein badal denge. Submitted by: ALI(03317041646) (muti_rahman30@yahoo.com) on April 28, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor M@TH$ M@GiC: MULTIPLY UR date of birth with 2, ADD 840 in answer, Now DIVIDE by 2, Now SUBTRACT UR DATE OF BIRTH & the ans represents ur personality,Try It;s 2RU Submitted by: nazia (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on April 28, 2008 Rating: 1.57 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor American said:we r the 1st on the moon. Sardar:we r the 1st on the sun. American:u cant go on the sun u will burn. Sardar: we r not stupid we went at night!!!! Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 28, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..? . . . . . . . nahin..???. . . . . . . plzz chek it again...!! . . . . . . checked..?????? . . . . . . r u sure..??? . . . . . . . yesss..!!! . . . . . . koi bat nahin gadhey k bhi nahin hotey...!!! hows it..!! Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 28, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ager Mahima Chudhary male (larka)hoti to us ka naam kia hota......... Scroll down.. > < > < > < > < > < > < > < < > < > < > < > Think Guys Think < > < > < > < > < Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 28, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor >> A brave guy pulled out 6 people from a burning house... >> still he was in jail.......why? >> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff ! Submitted by: uglygirl4450 (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on April 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor wife looks at mirror and. says: im fat,horrible and ugly! plz say something nice about me!husband: ut eyesight is good and perfect!!!! Submitted by: uglygirl4450 (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on April 27, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor meray dukhon ki dhanak ma rang na bhar, muhabbat aur nafrat ki jang na kar, khushi mere ghum k sang na kar.... in short.. , , , , , , , , ,, , ,PAPPU YAAR TANG NA KAR.!.!.! Submitted by: uglygirl4450 (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on April 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor kaisa lagta ha jab raat k sannatay ma, hawa k jhonkon k sath, khamoshi se chaltay huway, koi chupke se aye or kahe... . . . . . . . . . . CHAL BAY O MOBILE NIKAL!!! Submitted by: uglygirl4450 (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on April 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor dosti ka safar taveel sahi, lekin, kuch kadam tum chalo, kuch hum chaleen, Phir!!!! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Raksha kar lengay...!!! Submitted by: uglygirl4450 (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on April 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor American said: we r the 1st on the moon. Sardar:we r the 1st on the sun. American:u cant go on the sun u will burn!! Sardar:we r not stupid we went at night. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 27, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he. Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 26, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ? Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai.... 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