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Submitted by: zainxxxxxxx5842 (sony_hazro@yahoo.com) on February 03, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

TEACHER :STUDENTS SE (I MISS U) IS KA KIA MATLAB HAI
PATHAN:JALDI SE (MAIN TUMHARI MISS HOON)

Submitted by: Wasi xxxxxxx6222 (lalaykeejaan@gmail.com) on February 02, 2009
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

Biy 2 Girl:

Tumhari Beauty ka raaz kya hai?

Girl:


LUX


Boy:

Meri Kamzori ka raaz bhi
Yehi hai

Submitted by: AMIR AKASH (xxxxxxx0236) on February 02, 2009
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Sardar U.S.A se Apni MAA ko fone Krta hy:Sardar-MAA Mainu AIDS ho giaMaa-Putt wapas na ayinai te kam kharab ho jaoSardar-Maa O kidan?Maa-jiden tu ithay aa gea1.Tri ghr wali nu Aids ho jao2.Tri ghr wali tu tery veer nu3.Tere veer tu nokrani nu4.Nokarani tu

Submitted by: AMIR AKASH (xxxxxxx0236) on February 02, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

Dekho mausam kitna suhana haiaur barsat ka bhi zamana hai ik sms kardo chandakia sara balance apni shadi k lie bachana hai....!

Submitted by: Zoha () on February 01, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Astronomers say
"The Unniverse is finite"
which is a comforting thought for those people who cannot remember that "Where they have leave their things"

Submitted by: aiza malik () on January 30, 2009
Rating: 4.23 out of 5

AP ne DIL churaya hum khamosh rahe
ap ne neend churai hum khamosh rahe
ap ne hasi churai hum khamosh rahe



but it's 2much yar chapal tu wapas karo mari

Submitted by: aiza malik () on January 30, 2009
Rating: 4.4 out of 5

us ne kaha.....! c u naxt time
aur wo cali gaye FARAZ




koi ab ya puche k

hotel ka bill ab us ka baap bare ga......


Submitted by: aiza malik () on January 30, 2009
Rating: 3 out of 5

tumhain kya pata gum kya ha
tumhain kya pat gum kehte kise kehte hain
tum kya jano gum cheeze kya ha


tum ne tu hamesha

thoook se lifafa jora ha

Submitted by: Aftab khan (xxxxxxx0097 / xxxxxxx3492) (desertonflow92@hotmail.com / desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on January 28, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

ladkiyaan aise hoti hai.........• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS...HA HA HA

Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on January 27, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES

Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on January 27, 2009
Rating: 3.78 out of 5

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on January 27, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on January 27, 2009
Rating: 4.25 out of 5

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
MHSK

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on January 27, 2009
Rating: 4.15 out of 5

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?”
Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”
MHSK

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on January 27, 2009
Rating: 1 out of 5


Har sawal say dut ker larna
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna..MHSK

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