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Submitted by:
rana sahab (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
February 06, 2009
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What is the best punishment 4 a girl? Give her new dress, matching jewellry and nice cosmetics. And then Lock her in a room Without a Mirror.!
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Umar Farooq xxxxxxx2986 (blue_eyes1388@yahoo.com) on
February 04, 2009
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aik sardar jee apna saman pack kar k Jeo news k office gay or boly wo baji kahan hain jo news k bad kehti hain k :humare sath rahye:
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CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on
February 04, 2009
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Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love.
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CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on
February 04, 2009
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice
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CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on
February 04, 2009
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Submitted by:
CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on
February 04, 2009
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1 phtan ne 1 sardar ko juta mara,
sardar:tum ne ye juta ghuse se mara ya mazaq se?
phtan: Guse se.
Sardar:Acha hai warna me aisa mazaq bardasht nai karta:
Submitted by:
aiza malik () on
February 03, 2009
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nw qomi tarana
zrdari ki zameen shad bad
bijli aye 8 gante k baad
tu nishan-e-corruption aali shan
arz-e-zrdaristan
shad bad sindh rahe abad
zardari ki zameen ka nizam
atay gas bijli ka bohran
qom mulk sub ghark
nawaz, waqeel pa
Submitted by:
AMIR AKASH (xxxxxxx0236) on
February 03, 2009
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Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi
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zainxxxxxxx5842 (sony_hazro@yahoo.com) on
February 03, 2009
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TEACHER :STUDENTS SE (I MISS U) IS KA KIA MATLAB HAI
PATHAN:JALDI SE (MAIN TUMHARI MISS HOON)
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Wasi xxxxxxx6222 (lalaykeejaan@gmail.com) on
February 02, 2009
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Biy 2 Girl:
Tumhari Beauty ka raaz kya hai?
Girl:
LUX
Boy:
Meri Kamzori ka raaz bhi
Yehi hai
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AMIR AKASH (xxxxxxx0236) on
February 02, 2009
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Sardar U.S.A se Apni MAA ko fone Krta hy:Sardar-MAA Mainu AIDS ho giaMaa-Putt wapas na ayinai te kam kharab ho jaoSardar-Maa O kidan?Maa-jiden tu ithay aa gea1.Tri ghr wali nu Aids ho jao2.Tri ghr wali tu tery veer nu3.Tere veer tu nokrani nu4.Nokarani tu
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AMIR AKASH (xxxxxxx0236) on
February 02, 2009
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Dekho mausam kitna suhana haiaur barsat ka bhi zamana hai ik sms kardo chandakia sara balance apni shadi k lie bachana hai....!
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Zoha () on
February 01, 2009
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Astronomers say
"The Unniverse is finite"
which is a comforting thought for those people who cannot remember that "Where they have leave their things"
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aiza malik () on
January 30, 2009
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AP ne DIL churaya hum khamosh rahe
ap ne neend churai hum khamosh rahe
ap ne hasi churai hum khamosh rahe
but it's 2much yar chapal tu wapas karo mari
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aiza malik () on
January 30, 2009
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us ne kaha.....! c u naxt time
aur wo cali gaye FARAZ
koi ab ya puche k
hotel ka bill ab us ka baap bare ga......
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