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Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay... Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on January 27, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me. Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on January 27, 2009 Rating: 4.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!” MHSK Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on January 27, 2009 Rating: 4.15 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?” Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.” MHSK Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on January 27, 2009 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Har sawal say dut ker larna Har sawal say dut ker larna, Phainkhnay me kami mat karna, Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna, aur 1 bat yaad rakhna, aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna..MHSK Submitted by: Zoha () on January 26, 2009 Rating: 3.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar:When I sleep monkeys play football in my dreams Doctor:No problem.Just take this medicine before sleeping Sardar:Kal say meicine khaaon ga.Aaj raat to FINAL he Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 25, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor What is the best punishment 4 a girl? Give her new dress, matching jewellry and nice cosmetics. And then Lock her in a room Without a Mirror.! Submitted by: () on January 23, 2009 Rating: 3.85 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor HEIGHT OF LAZINESS Son:Papa!Ek glass paani de dain Papa:Khud hi lay lo Boy:Papa de dain na Papa:Ab mujh se kaha to thappar maaron ga Boy:Papa Thappar maarne aao to paani bhi latey aana Submitted by: AMIR AKASH (xxxxxxx0236) on January 23, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor On a CRICKET Match.there was a Girl.She Painted Pakistani Flag on her Face.A boy Kissed her and said..*"*. I LOVE PAKISTAN .*"*.mari jan pakistan [[[[[[[AKASH]]]]]] Submitted by: AMIR AKASH (xxxxxxx0236) on January 23, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher. 'kisses' ko sentence men is tarah istamal karo k word b na aaye aur meaning ajae? Student. Aj subha subha begam se bohat mo mari hoi..!! Submitted by: Zoha (sedna.sedna_@hotmail.com) on January 23, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to the brain size. "The smaller the CHEAPER" Congrates you can make free calls:~> Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Baloch_American) on January 23, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Scientist announced a device that can be placed in a pacemaker and will call your friend whenever you are having any trouble. When told about it, pathan said, "I can't afford those kind of phone bills"... Submitted by: waqas (leo_4u67@yahoo.com) on January 22, 2009 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor tere lot aaney se yeh ehsas hua hai fraz k jithey di khoti othey hi aa khaloti Submitted by: FAISAL (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on January 22, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are from inside ... So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration! Submitted by: FAISAL (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on January 22, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket? Santa: I wanted a matchbox. Passenger: U could have asked me. Santa: I don't speak to strangers. 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