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Submitted by:
Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 26, 2008
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 26, 2008
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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss.
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Aftab khan From Islamabad *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 26, 2008
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Dil do kisi nek ko,Pyar karo kisi ek ko...Jab tak sachcha Dilbar na mile,Try karo har ek ko....
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Aftab khan From Islamabad *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 26, 2008
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hain,Ki duniya wale jal jaate hain...Yu to hum sabko ullu banate hain,Par aap zara jaldi ban jaate hain...
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Aftab khan From Islamabad *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 26, 2008
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Aashiq paagal ho jaate hain pyaar mein Jab bhi dekho paaye jaate hain intzaar mein, Lakin yeh unki dilruba nahi samajhti, Vo baith kar challi jati hai kissi aur ki car mein…
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Aftab khan From Islamabad *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 26, 2008
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Aashiq paagal ho jaate hain pyaar mein Jab bhi dekho paaye jaate hain intzaar mein, Lakin yeh unki dilruba nahi samajhti, Vo baith kar challi jati hai kissi aur ki car mein…
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Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on
April 26, 2008
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KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWAR?
WHAT?
ho...don't think dirty...
its A ''CIGRETTE''
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Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on
April 25, 2008
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BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will burn her with Kerosene Oil.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.
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Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on
April 25, 2008
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I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN
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Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on
April 25, 2008
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Hum Aaye Humne Khola Humne Nikala Humne Dala Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha... A.T.M CARD !!!!!!!
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Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on
April 25, 2008
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DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa deh R u????
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Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on
April 25, 2008
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Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Maine itne love letter post kiye k woh "POSTMAN k saath hi bhaag Gayee.
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Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on
April 25, 2008
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Janay kia huga es mulk ka ? Parhay likhay honay k bawajooj Log anguthay ka estimal kertay hain Ab es SMS perhnay walay ko hi dekh lo.. "Paindoo Kaheen k"
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khurram (0333-5318961) (mkhurram2k7@yahoo.com) on
April 25, 2008
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Aik haathi aur chewnti ki LOVE MARRIAGE hoi.
Kuch din baad Haathi mar gaya
Chewnti boli :
" Wah rii Kismat!!Chand din ki mohabat , ab sari umar qabar khodni paray gi"
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khurram (0333-5318961) (mkhurram2k7@yahoo.com) on
April 25, 2008
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Teacher 2 sardar:
Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
Sardar:if Lara Ditta marries Brian Lara,
she will become Lara Lara.
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