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Submitted by:
Zoha (sedna.sedna_@hotmail.com) on
January 23, 2009
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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to the brain size.
"The smaller the CHEAPER"
Congrates you can make free calls:~>
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Baloch_American) on
January 23, 2009
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Scientist announced a device that can be placed in a pacemaker
and will call your friend whenever you are having any trouble.
When told about it,
pathan said, "I can't afford those kind of phone bills"...
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waqas (leo_4u67@yahoo.com) on
January 22, 2009
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tere lot aaney se yeh ehsas hua hai fraz
k jithey di khoti othey hi aa khaloti
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FAISAL (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on
January 22, 2009
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Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are from inside ... So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
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FAISAL (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on
January 22, 2009
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Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket? Santa: I wanted a matchbox. Passenger: U could have asked me. Santa: I don't speak to strangers.
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Baloch_American) on
January 21, 2009
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pathan1:yara hamary 2 saal ky bhatijy ny hamara qeemti
wrist-watch na jany kahan gum kardiya?
pathan2:is men pareshan hony ki kiya bat hy jab 5 saal ka hojayga
us sy poochlengy...
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zeshan (zeshansohail@hotmail.com) on
January 21, 2009
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Orok do meray janazay ko zalimo mujh main nai jaan aa rahi hai,
Zara peechay mur k dekho jigro larkiyun sey bhari mehran car aa rahi hai... from_(xxxxxxx0866)
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Salman (salman_pf@yahoo.com) on
January 20, 2009
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1 Sardar ki behan ko dadu utha k lay gay. Sardar un k piche jane laga to kisi ne kaha ka daduon k piche khali hath nai jate. Sardar foran 5 kilo fruits le aaya
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Salman (salman_pf@yahoo.com) on
January 20, 2009
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aik sardar rat ko sonay laga to do glass pani k pass rakhey,aik pani se full aur dosra khali. kisi na poocha k in do glasoon ka kia maqsad ha us na jawab dia O PAGLA PIAS LAG V SAGDE HA TE NAI V LAG SAGDI
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Zoha (sedna.sedna_@hotmail.com) on
January 20, 2009
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Brain is the most outstanding object in the world.It functions 24 hours a day,365 days a year,right from time anybody is born,stops only on the enterance in EXAMINATION HALL.
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Zoha (sedna.sedna_@hotmail.com) on
January 20, 2009
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Chehray pay udaasi
Aankhon mein nammi hay
Chehray pay udaasi
Aankhon mein nami hay
"NATIONAL ka namak istamaal karo
Ye IODINE ki kammi hay"
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Khat (Lover12_one@yahoo.com) on
January 20, 2009
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log khete hain k itna b piyar mat karo k girlfriend sar pe sawar ho jai,
hum kehty hain k piyar itna karo k gril friend ki friend tumharay 7th farar ho jai.
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AMIR AKASH (xxxxxxx0236) on
January 19, 2009
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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya 1 admi ne kaha kia ker rahe ho?Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!Sardar: mairy oper se jahaz guzar gia hai train kia chezz hy.
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Abdullah (Sultan) on
January 18, 2009
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Pakistani boy: mere 3 bhai or 3 behnehai,
tum kitn ho?
Amrican: mare bhai bahan nahi he pr meri
pehli mummy se 4 papa or pehle papa se 5
mummys hin.....
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AMIR (xxxxxxx0236) on
January 18, 2009
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Dosti insan ki zarurat hy,Dilon pr Doston ki Hakumat hy,Aap jese doston ki waja se yahan hain hum,warna! BollyWood or HollyWood ko b hamari zarurat hai.
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