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Call charges are now calculated according to the brain size. "The smaller the CHEAPER" Congrates you can make free calls:~> Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Baloch_American) on January 23, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Scientist announced a device that can be placed in a pacemaker and will call your friend whenever you are having any trouble. When told about it, pathan said, "I can't afford those kind of phone bills"... Submitted by: waqas (leo_4u67@yahoo.com) on January 22, 2009 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor tere lot aaney se yeh ehsas hua hai fraz k jithey di khoti othey hi aa khaloti Submitted by: FAISAL (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on January 22, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are from inside ... So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration! Submitted by: FAISAL (munnabhai.bems@yahoo.com) on January 22, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket? Santa: I wanted a matchbox. Passenger: U could have asked me. Santa: I don't speak to strangers. Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Baloch_American) on January 21, 2009 Rating: 4.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pathan1:yara hamary 2 saal ky bhatijy ny hamara qeemti wrist-watch na jany kahan gum kardiya? pathan2:is men pareshan hony ki kiya bat hy jab 5 saal ka hojayga us sy poochlengy... Submitted by: zeshan (zeshansohail@hotmail.com) on January 21, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Orok do meray janazay ko zalimo mujh main nai jaan aa rahi hai, Zara peechay mur k dekho jigro larkiyun sey bhari mehran car aa rahi hai... from_(xxxxxxx0866) Submitted by: Salman (salman_pf@yahoo.com) on January 20, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 Sardar ki behan ko dadu utha k lay gay. Sardar un k piche jane laga to kisi ne kaha ka daduon k piche khali hath nai jate. Sardar foran 5 kilo fruits le aaya Submitted by: Salman (salman_pf@yahoo.com) on January 20, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aik sardar rat ko sonay laga to do glass pani k pass rakhey,aik pani se full aur dosra khali. kisi na poocha k in do glasoon ka kia maqsad ha us na jawab dia O PAGLA PIAS LAG V SAGDE HA TE NAI V LAG SAGDI Submitted by: Zoha (sedna.sedna_@hotmail.com) on January 20, 2009 Rating: 4.92 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Brain is the most outstanding object in the world.It functions 24 hours a day,365 days a year,right from time anybody is born,stops only on the enterance in EXAMINATION HALL. Submitted by: Zoha (sedna.sedna_@hotmail.com) on January 20, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Chehray pay udaasi Aankhon mein nammi hay Chehray pay udaasi Aankhon mein nami hay "NATIONAL ka namak istamaal karo Ye IODINE ki kammi hay" Submitted by: Khat (Lover12_one@yahoo.com) on January 20, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor log khete hain k itna b piyar mat karo k girlfriend sar pe sawar ho jai, hum kehty hain k piyar itna karo k gril friend ki friend tumharay 7th farar ho jai. Submitted by: AMIR AKASH (xxxxxxx0236) on January 19, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya 1 admi ne kaha kia ker rahe ho?Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!Sardar: mairy oper se jahaz guzar gia hai train kia chezz hy. Submitted by: Abdullah (Sultan) on January 18, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pakistani boy: mere 3 bhai or 3 behnehai, tum kitn ho? Amrican: mare bhai bahan nahi he pr meri pehli mummy se 4 papa or pehle papa se 5 mummys hin..... Submitted by: AMIR (xxxxxxx0236) on January 18, 2009 Rating: 4.75 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dosti insan ki zarurat hy,Dilon pr Doston ki Hakumat hy,Aap jese doston ki waja se yahan hain hum,warna! BollyWood or HollyWood ko b hamari zarurat hai. 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