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Submitted by: Zoha (sedna.sedna_@hotmail.com) on January 20, 2009
Rating: 4.92 out of 5

Brain is the most outstanding object in the world.It functions 24 hours a day,365 days a year,right from time anybody is born,stops only on the enterance in EXAMINATION HALL.

Submitted by: Zoha (sedna.sedna_@hotmail.com) on January 20, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Chehray pay udaasi
Aankhon mein nammi hay
Chehray pay udaasi
Aankhon mein nami hay
"NATIONAL ka namak istamaal karo
Ye IODINE ki kammi hay"

Submitted by: Khat (Lover12_one@yahoo.com) on January 20, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

log khete hain k itna b piyar mat karo k girlfriend sar pe sawar ho jai,
hum kehty hain k piyar itna karo k gril friend ki friend tumharay 7th farar ho jai.

Submitted by: AMIR AKASH (xxxxxxx0236) on January 19, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya 1 admi ne kaha kia ker rahe ho?Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!Sardar: mairy oper se jahaz guzar gia hai train kia chezz hy.

Submitted by: Abdullah (Sultan) on January 18, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

Pakistani boy: mere 3 bhai or 3 behnehai,

tum kitn ho?

Amrican: mare bhai bahan nahi he pr meri
pehli mummy se 4 papa or pehle papa se 5
mummys hin.....



Submitted by: AMIR (xxxxxxx0236) on January 18, 2009
Rating: 4.75 out of 5

Dosti insan ki zarurat hy,Dilon pr Doston ki Hakumat hy,Aap jese doston ki waja se yahan hain hum,warna! BollyWood or HollyWood ko b hamari zarurat hai.

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on January 18, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

angel said: i can b everywhere so, I created mother.
devil replied: me 2 evrywhere can b everywhere so, I created


MOTHER IN LAW

Submitted by: AMIR (xxxxxxx0236) on January 18, 2009
Rating: 2.6 out of 5

ChiLd to a Dentist..Kya Dard K Baghair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?Dentist: NahiChiLd: Ager Mein NikaL doOn?Dentist: NikaLoChILd: He he he he! ;-

Submitted by: AMIR (xxxxxxx0236) on January 18, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakainTmam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhenFaraz kya milan ki ab justuju karenTabiat zyada khrab hoto doctor sy ruju karen

Submitted by: Haseeb (alhaseeb29@yahoo.com 0306 55 22 33 1) on January 18, 2009
Rating: 4 out of 5

Barishein hoti hi jati hain mere shehar mein Faraz.
kabhi dhoop niklay to apna underware hi sukha lon.

Submitted by: Muhammad Anis (rider_670@yahoo.com) on January 17, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Green,Pink,Yellow

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview.
They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow.
The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun
is yellow and the sunset is pink. Th

Submitted by: Syed Suleman (sallu_halian@yahoo.com) on January 17, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain..MHSK


Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on January 17, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

hw 2 grow frndship?//
pick a gd heart,
plant in a pot of trust,
water vd gd thoughts,
add some emotions & faith,
remove da misunderstanding &nourish it.....

Submitted by: imran (Emee4u@yahoo.com) on January 17, 2009
Rating: 3 out of 5

Talwar baazi k muqable main ek chinees nay bareek taar k tukrey ker diye,pakistani ne macher ko uraya aur talwar ghomai lakin macher urh gaya,judge ne poocha wo tu urh gaya hai tu us ne kaha urh tu gaya hai per kabhi baap nahi ban sake ga.

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on January 16, 2009
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

nakhara twada toba toba,
ajeeb tawada style a,
call kadi kerni naye,
teeeeeee
rola paya a k saade kol mobile a

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