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Submitted by: khurram (0333-5318961) (mkhurram2k7@yahoo.com) on April 25, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

A chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?......
They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'...

Submitted by: SMS~DON 03234091459 () on April 25, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

*:>Jiss Ne kiya Hum Se Dostii ka daawa,
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Jiss Ne kiya Hum Se mohabbat ka waada,

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O le gya saaddi manjii Da paawa!!:-D
||=BiG^FUN=||
00923234091459.


Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 24, 2008
Rating: 3.88 out of 5

Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti, May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon? Tum Ya May ? Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti, Main Main..

Submitted by: Rizi Da Magician Cell #0322 6039030 (rizwannaseer2001@yahoo.com) on April 24, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .


I Promise You

















I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->

Submitted by: Ati 0334-8552989 (LOVE_JUSTYOU@YAHOO.COM) on April 24, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Tufani barish me raat ko shop pr 1 adami pizza leny aaye..

Shopkeeper: ap shadi shuda hain?

Adami: Is tufani barish me kiya meri maa muje pizza leny bhejgi??


Submitted by: Ati 0334-8552989 (LOVE_JUSTYOU@YAHOO.COM) on April 24, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Don ka Intizar to 11 colleges ki larkiyan kar rahi hain..,,
Magar Don ka aana mushkil hi nein na mumkin hai,,
Kyun k DON…

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Matric fail hai


Submitted by: IRFAN (Irfanlifelab') on April 24, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Wife:chalo na khain chalte hen OR Aj car mey chlao gi.Hasband Is ka matlab ha jaye ge car mey aenge akbar mein.

Submitted by: SMS~DON 00923234091459. () on April 24, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Why did Sardaar opened the gate of bathroom?
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Coz he was feeling that some one iz watching him from the window.haha 03234091459.

Submitted by: SMS~DON 00923234091459 () on April 24, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Aik Sardaar 3 ghante bathroom mein baitthne ke baad bola:
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'Hunn aa wi ja,main kehra kha jaana Ei!!':-D
BiG^FuN 00923234091459.

Submitted by: SMS DON 00923234091459 () on April 24, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Aaj
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Khush tou boht hoge tm
Kiunke
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Humara msg agya
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Lekin hum b boht chalak hen
.hum
Ne
Likha kch b nhe.00923234091459

Submitted by: SMS DON () on April 24, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Happy new year!
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Kia soch rahe ho?
Mobile mera,
Sms mera,
Paisay mere,
Tm kiun tension lete ho?00923234091459.BIG^FUN

Submitted by: nadeem (nadem_fame@hotmail.com) on April 24, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Crime Reporter 2 Gir: Jab apka rape hua to apko kesa feel hua?
Girl: Laddoo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye to lagta to meetha hi hai.

Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 23, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Dil ko pata Tha wo zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi.Par kabhi Socha Na Tha k.Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna Husband B 7 Layegi!!...

Submitted by: M.ALi 03326492128 () on April 22, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Question: Gharibi ki had kya hy?
Ans:jb ek ladka 2 rupay main kiss dene ko tyar ho or aap k pas sirf 1 rupya ho.


Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 22, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena....

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