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Submitted by: sonoo…(0300~66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on April 22, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Hum ne bhi kisise pyar kia tha thora nahi
beshumar kia tha:
Hamari tuo duniya hi ujarr gayi jab se usne kaha:
Arey pagal maine tu mazak kia tha!


Submitted by: madiha 0343-7211181 (madihakhan45@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2008
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

Apki shan ma ARZ kia hai Jungle ma mangle teray he dam se, sub nay yeh shore machaya hai,wah re monkey teri kismat Auj tujhay eik insan ka SMS aya hai.

Submitted by: Ati 0334-8552989 (LOVE_JUSTYOU@YAHOO.COM) on April 21, 2008
Rating: 3.25 out of 5

Job offer In
Ufone,

Send Ur C.V to jobs@ufone.com.pk

Location: Lhr

Salary:18000

Job Nature:
Ufone Tower pe Beth K TELENOR k signal rokny hain...

Submitted by: Ati 0334-8552989 (LOVE_JUSTYOU@YAHOO.COM) on April 21, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

Old man walking on street sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell

Old man goes to the door rings the bell & says what else little man?

Child:Chalo hun Nasso.

Submitted by: muhammad (zubair(03334193098)) on April 21, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

aaj ka Sawal:
Mohabat ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?

Very simple!




khubsorat ho to ho jati haqi,

Agr ameerho to karni parti hai.

Submitted by: M.ALI 03326492128 () on April 21, 2008
Rating: 3.6 out of 5

Ek sardar painter tha.ek martba ek shaks ne apna nya mkan bnwaya.sardar ko bula kr kaha k meri is dewar per likhdo k yhan likhne wala giraftar kya jaae ga.
Sardar,jnab main nhi likhta mere chote chote bachay hain

Submitted by: M.ALI 03326492128 () on April 21, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Sardar(malik se)
jnab meri biwi bimar hy muje chutti dain.
Malik:tum jhote ho abhi tumhari biwi ne muje fon kya hai k mere shohar ko chutti na dain.
Sardar:jnab phir to is ghar main do bday jhotay hain.ek aat or ek main kyun k meri to abhi shadi

Submitted by: sonoo(03006687707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on April 21, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

salam araz hay
jawab qarz hay
dena farz hay
na dena marz hay
na koi gharz hay
bus itne araz hay
agar SMS pasand aey to call karnaa farz hay


Submitted by: saba (khushi_4431) on April 20, 2008
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

"Khuda ki kasam tum buhat khoobsoorat ho
zamnay ki nazar se khud ko bacha lo
kala teeka to kum hai
eik kala joota hi galay main lutka lo"

Submitted by: Ati 0334-8552989 (LOVE_JUSTYOU@YAHOO.COM) on April 20, 2008
Rating: 2.67 out of 5

1 Pathan liberary me 2,3 ghanty 1 book parny k baad bola:So boring,so many characters but no stroy
Then liberiryan says: O AKHROT this is Telephone directory.

Submitted by: M.ALI 03326492128 () on April 20, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Ek pathan pehli martba plane per safar kr rha tha.air hostess:aap kya lena pasand krain ge.
Pathan(muskrate hue):um pehle yhan se nechay uter k rakshaw lena pasand kre ga.

Submitted by: zafar () on April 20, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

@what is the definition of wife...? jo her baat pe tok tok kar aap ki her aadat badal day... aur kuch saal baad kahay

Submitted by: aziz (azizamin50@hotmail.com) on April 19, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…




Submitted by: aziz (azizamin50@hotmail.com) on April 19, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…




Submitted by: abdur rahman (abdur_rahman1990@live.com) on April 19, 2008
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

10rupe dedo chaye pene he.
SETH:chai to 5 ki he.
Faqir: grlfrnd ko b pilaun ga.
SETH:fqiro ne b grlfrnd bna li?
Faqir:nai sahib, grlfrnd ne faqir bna dia:-:-:-

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