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Ab 1 MADRASA banaya hai So Plz Balance ki surat me Don ko chanda dy kr Akhirat Sawarein Ap ka Khadim,, Haji Don Submitted by: Asif (asifshahzad2@yahoo.com) on April 19, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A cigarette reduces your life by 2 minutes, beer by 4 minutes but a LECTURE reduces your life by 50 minutes,so bunk lectures. "BUNKING AWARENESS" Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 18, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete… Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 18, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor sardarni came from hotel and said to sardar sardar ji sardar ji aj ty ghazab ho gaya sardar ji: ooy''e ki hoya sardarni:aj har koi mery kapron sy cher rahy thy sardar replied oy''e tenu kinni wari akheya hy kapry pa ke baza Submitted by: yawar (rash_show@yahoo.com) on April 15, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor WO BI KIYA DIN HUA KRTE THEY K LOG HUMIEN DEEWANO KI TARAH KISS KIA KRTY THEY. PER THI HAMARI KISMAT KHARAB K HUM 2SAAL K HUA KRTEY THEY... Submitted by: umer (dream.girl_pk@yahoo.com) on April 15, 2008 Rating: 3.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 larka apni girl fraind ke lya chooriyan le ker jata hai. G.F khud he pehna do . BOY.mughnahi pata tha k itna acha responce mila ga warna me kapre le kar aata Submitted by: Alvi 03217225292 (abdul_alvi@hotmail.com) on April 15, 2008 Rating: 3.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aik sardar baap ki death par ro raha tha,phir us ki sister ka phone aaya aur sardar zyada ronay lag gaya, lgogn ne pocha k kya hua, SARDAR:mere phan da abba v mr gya Submitted by: TANIA () on April 15, 2008 Rating: 3.83 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor WO BI KIYA DIN HUA KRTE THEY K LOG HUMIEN DEEWANO KI TARAH KISS KIA KRTY THEY. PER THI HAMARI KISMAT KHARAB K HUM 2SAAL K HUA KRTEY THEY... Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (0345-7737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on April 14, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher."I killed a person"convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail". shahid........ Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (0345-7737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on April 14, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Maan beti se"aray yai kibab pelay pelay se hain aur karway bi beti"amman!aap ne hi to kha tha k jab kou cheez jal jaey tu usse Burnal laga dia jaey." shahid..... Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (0345-7737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on April 14, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aaj baag mein kali hai kal Gulab ho ga. mujh se shadi kr lo tum ko sawab ho ga..... shahid..... Submitted by: NABEEL HASAN () on April 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ONE BOY SAY THAT AAMIR KHAN MADE A NEW FILM AND SAY I HAVE GIVE CHANCE TO HO HAVE SEEM MY PICTURE "TAARE ZAMEEN PAR" AND THE MY NEW FILM NAME IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "BEWAQUF ZAMEEN PAR" Submitted by: nabeel () on April 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1larkda chaat par patang uraha tha ka wo qirkaya to us ki maa nay doctor kay pass lakar qai aur kaha doctor sahab mera beta kay sar par lag qai ha doctor say i don't understand talk me in english to larka ki maa na kaha doctor!doctor!this is my londa Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 13, 2008 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46 47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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