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Submitted by: IMRAN xxxxxxx9705 () on January 16, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Baloch_American) on January 16, 2009
Rating: 3 out of 5

Ek pathan ny aina kharida or foran
ja ky shopekeeper ki pitai ki or kaha
ye kona sa sheesha diya hy is men tu main khud dkhta hy or bilkul same dkhta hy...

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Baloch_American) on January 16, 2009
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

man: khan mubarak ho
pathan:wo kyoo?
man: yehi ke ap pathan ho, na aqal, na pareshani,hamesha khush,
pathan: han hamara bap dada kehtata tha ke hum khushkismat hen...

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on January 15, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

all flowers don't represent love but rose did it.
all birds can't talk but parrot did it.
all donkies can't read but u did it

Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Ustad Pathan Se: Batao PineApple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hy? Pathan Kafi Der Sochne K Bad: Ustad Dono Me Angoor Nhi Lagte

Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009
Rating: 3 out of 5

Teacher: zinda rehne k liye kya zarori hai? . Student: Zinda rehne k liye teri kasam, ik mulaqat zarori hai sanam.....:-D

Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

A Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?" .. . . Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..

Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

DOctOr : Sardar jee Aap k gurday fail hogaiy hain ! Sardar : Ha Ha Ha What a joke.. "Mere gurday to kabhi school gaiy he nahi.....

Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (laiquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Indian Don! Shahrukh Says: Don ko pakarna mushkil he nahi namumkin hai. Pakistani Don! Shan says: Saima ko uthana mushkil he nhi namumkin hy

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009
Rating: 3.45 out of 5

2009 ka
faqeer:baji
bhooka hun,ALLAH K
wasty khana de do
Baji:abhi khana nai bana
bad main aana
Faqeer:jab khana
ban jaye to miss call de dena..MHSK

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009
Rating: -1.60134e+38 out of 5


Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain..MHSK

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009
Rating: 1.6 out of 5

Quaid-e-Azam ka farman ha,
Ashwariya meri jaan ha,
Aj kal wo abhishek pe Qurban ha,
Kuch karo yaro akhir wo baba-e-Pakistan hain...MHSK

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009
Rating: 4.17 out of 5

Race dekhtay hoe sardar ne dosray say poocha:

“Inam kis ko mile ga?“

Dusre ne kaha
“Sab se agay wale ko“

Sardar “tou phir peechay walay kyun bhag rahe hain..MHSK

Submitted by: mujahid tanwri (mujahid_tanwari2009@yahoo.com) on January 13, 2009
Rating: 1.67 out of 5

khat likh raha hu khoon se siya he mat smjna ashiq hu tumhara bhai mat smjna.......>

Submitted by: () on January 13, 2009
Rating: 4.29 out of 5


Chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or

Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

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