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Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on January 09, 2009
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kam kar do,
1 benaam si Mohabbat mere naam kar do,
meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsan kr do,
ghar se Naha k niklo
pooray ilaqay ko hairan kr do..MHSK

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on January 09, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

suno!
phool gir jate hain jab aap ate ho,
phool gir jate hain jab aap ate ho,
ajee! andhe ho kya jo aate jate ho,
gamlon se takrate ho,,,.MHSK

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on January 09, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

1 pyari si surat, masoom sa chehra , thori shararat,
thori mohabat, thori masti, thora maza,
jiski pyari har ek adaa,
uska msg parhne ka shukriya.thanx
MHSK

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on January 09, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

driver: sardar g petrol khatam ho gaya hai gari aage nahi ja sakti,
sardar: acha! chal phir pichhe morr le...MHSK

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Baloch_American) on January 08, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

The stupid neither forgive nor forget,
the naive forgive and forget,
the wise forgive but do not forget...

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on January 08, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

he+she
=
love.
he+she+love
=
marriage.
he+she+L+M
=
child.
he+she+L+M+C
=
family
he+she+L+M+C+F
=
problem
so
East or West
kunwara is da best
Ever smile..........


Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (MHSK@live.com) on January 08, 2009
Rating: 3 out of 5

sapno ki tarha tujhe saja ke rakhon
chandni raat ki nazron se chupake rakhon
teri takdeer mere hath nahi warna,
zindgi bhar tujhe murga bana ke rakhon.

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (MHSK@live.com) on January 08, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

uski yaad me khana pina chhor diya faraz..
per socha khaoga nahe to bara kese honga...MHSK

Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 08, 2009
Rating: 0 out of 5

Teray L0t Anay Se Yeh Ehsas hua "~Faraz~",.,.,
Jithay Di Khoti Othay Aan Khaloti!:-)

Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 08, 2009
Rating: 5 out of 5

Ustad Pathan Se: Batao PineApple

Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia
Similarity Hy?

Pathan Kafi Der Sochne K Bad:

Ustad Dono Me Angoor Nhi Lagte

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on January 07, 2009
Rating: 2.8 out of 5

phool ko mat chero kanta lag jaye ga
larki ko mat chero chanta lag jaye ga
4 all of dem who r disturbing me
understood

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on January 06, 2009
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

angrez pathan sindh
1 tha angrez usne thori si sharab
pee kar samander me phenk di
aur bola ye hamare england me buht hain,
1 pathan ne di naswar aur phir samander me phenk di,aur bola ye hamare pakistan me buht hain,
phr aya sindh uske h

Submitted by: Syed Tahir Abbas Sherazi (geniuslegend786@gmail.com) on January 05, 2009
Rating: 3.83 out of 5

Kash main tera hath hota...
takay har waqt bekaar para rehta
Kash main tera dimagh hota...
takay kabhi istimal na hota
Kash main teri naak hota....
takay har waqt behta rehta
Kash main teri ankhen hota...
takay har wat band rehta
K

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on January 05, 2009
Rating: 1.87 out of 5

likho tu paigam kuch aisa likho k qalam b rone pe majbur ho jaye....
har lafaz main dard itna ber du k examiner b pass kerne ko majbur ho jaye

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on January 05, 2009
Rating: 3.25 out of 5

pathan 2 shopkeeper: "easyload ha"?
shopkeeper:g haan g,
pathan:1o ka naswar load karo............


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