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SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday :) Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Baloch_American) on January 16, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ek pathan ny aina kharida or foran ja ky shopekeeper ki pitai ki or kaha ye kona sa sheesha diya hy is men tu main khud dkhta hy or bilkul same dkhta hy... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (Baloch_American) on January 16, 2009 Rating: 3.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor man: khan mubarak ho pathan:wo kyoo? man: yehi ke ap pathan ho, na aqal, na pareshani,hamesha khush, pathan: han hamara bap dada kehtata tha ke hum khushkismat hen... Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on January 15, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor all flowers don't represent love but rose did it. all birds can't talk but parrot did it. all donkies can't read but u did it Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Ustad Pathan Se: Batao PineApple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hy? Pathan Kafi Der Sochne K Bad: Ustad Dono Me Angoor Nhi Lagte Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher: zinda rehne k liye kya zarori hai? . Student: Zinda rehne k liye teri kasam, ik mulaqat zarori hai sanam.....:-D Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?" .. . . Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear.. Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor DOctOr : Sardar jee Aap k gurday fail hogaiy hain ! Sardar : Ha Ha Ha What a joke.. "Mere gurday to kabhi school gaiy he nahi..... Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (laiquat_002@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Indian Don! Shahrukh Says: Don ko pakarna mushkil he nahi namumkin hai. Pakistani Don! Shan says: Saima ko uthana mushkil he nhi namumkin hy Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009 Rating: 3.45 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 2009 ka faqeer:baji bhooka hun,ALLAH K wasty khana de do Baji:abhi khana nai bana bad main aana Faqeer:jab khana ban jaye to miss call de dena..MHSK Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009 Rating: -1.60134e+38 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain..MHSK Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009 Rating: 1.6 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Quaid-e-Azam ka farman ha, Ashwariya meri jaan ha, Aj kal wo abhishek pe Qurban ha, Kuch karo yaro akhir wo baba-e-Pakistan hain...MHSK Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on January 14, 2009 Rating: 4.17 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Race dekhtay hoe sardar ne dosray say poocha: “Inam kis ko mile ga?“ Dusre ne kaha “Sab se agay wale ko“ Sardar “tou phir peechay walay kyun bhag rahe hain..MHSK Submitted by: mujahid tanwri (mujahid_tanwari2009@yahoo.com) on January 13, 2009 Rating: 1.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor khat likh raha hu khoon se siya he mat smjna ashiq hu tumhara bhai mat smjna.......> Submitted by: () on January 13, 2009 Rating: 4.29 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Chooha Billi Se Darta Hai Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai Or Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!! 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