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Submitted by: Aftab khan *923015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 13, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson ..... Submitted by: 0301-6747100 (muhammadismail32@yahoo.com) on April 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah Clinic k bahar khare hokar ourton ko kyun ghoorte ho? Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: AURTON ko Dekhne ka Waqt 9am se 11am hai... Submitted by: Ali (Aliking@yahoo.com) on April 13, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Quaid-e-AZam faut ho chuke hain Bhuttu b shaheed ho chuke hain Alama iqbal b nhi rhe benazir ne b dunya chor di imran khan ki koi sunta nhi molvi saare lotay ho gay hain nwaz shrif ko musharraf kuch krne nhi deta . . . Meri b Submitted by: Zeeshan (gangstathe01@hotmail.com) on April 12, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar apne Baap ki Death Pe Ro rha tha K uski Sister ka Fone Agaya. Fone sn kar Or b rone lga.Logoon Ne Pucha kya hua? Sardar:Meri Behn k Abu ka B Intqal Hogaya. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 12, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl''s father- Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k saath guzare. .. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yahan se le jane aya hun Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 12, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor aik dafa aik sardar jee ne deewar par likha hwa parha ''likhna wala brilliant parhany wala donkey'' unhain ghusa aya foran mita kr likha ''parhany wala brilliant likhnay wala donkey''. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 12, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study: Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 12, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete… Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 12, 2008 Rating: 3.89 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 11, 2008 Rating: 4.2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 11, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47 48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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