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Submitted by:
Aftab khan *923015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 13, 2008
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Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
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Aftab khan *923015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 13, 2008
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If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 13, 2008
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Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
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Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 13, 2008
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zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti
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Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 13, 2008
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How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....
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0301-6747100 (muhammadismail32@yahoo.com) on
April 13, 2008
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Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah Clinic k bahar khare hokar ourton ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
AURTON ko Dekhne ka Waqt 9am se 11am hai...
Submitted by:
Ali (Aliking@yahoo.com) on
April 13, 2008
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Quaid-e-AZam faut ho chuke hain
Bhuttu b shaheed ho chuke hain
Alama iqbal b nhi rhe
benazir ne b dunya chor di
imran khan ki koi sunta nhi
molvi saare lotay ho gay hain
nwaz shrif ko musharraf kuch krne nhi deta
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Meri b
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Zeeshan (gangstathe01@hotmail.com) on
April 12, 2008
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Sardar apne Baap ki Death Pe Ro rha tha K uski Sister ka Fone Agaya.
Fone sn kar Or b rone lga.Logoon Ne Pucha kya hua?
Sardar:Meri Behn k Abu ka B Intqal Hogaya.
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Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 12, 2008
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Girl''s father- Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k saath guzare. ..
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yahan se le jane aya hun
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Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 12, 2008
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aik dafa aik sardar jee ne deewar par likha hwa parha ''likhna wala brilliant parhany wala donkey'' unhain ghusa aya foran mita kr likha ''parhany wala brilliant likhnay wala donkey''.
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Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 12, 2008
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:
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Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 12, 2008
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
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Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 12, 2008
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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
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apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
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Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 11, 2008
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Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
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Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 11, 2008
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Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas
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