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Submitted by:
Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 11, 2008
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nia shadi shuda jora train mian safar kar raha tha k surang aagaai jb surang khatm hoi to husband nay kha mugy pata hota k surang itni lambi hay to mian koi shararat kar laita . wife boli ''Aap nihn thay to wo kon tha?''.
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Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 11, 2008
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Interviewer : When is your birthday.
person: 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Person : U fool! Every year.
Submitted by:
Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 11, 2008
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Two SARDAR`s robers were fixing a bomb in a bank.
And One of them started fixing
The other one asked;What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
He replied : Dont worry, We have One more
Submitted by:
Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 11, 2008
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An Smart officer asking his Personal Secretory : What is the name of your car ?
Secretory : I forgot the name, but is starts with T.
Officer : Oh,what a Magic; your car starts with Tea ; My car Starts with petrol.....,
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SIBGHAT ULLAH (03468270044@telenor.com) on
April 10, 2008
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Mouse to Elephent:''2 din kay liye apni chaddi dena.''
ELephent: ha...ha...ha...
pehneyga kya?''
Mouse:'Nahi, beti ki shaadi hai,
tent lagwana hai.''hehehe
Submitted by:
Noman farooqi () on
April 10, 2008
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May nay 1 batair pakra
Pakar kar pinjray may band kardia
Magar wo peechay say nikal gay
Pir band kia pir peechay say nikal gaya
Pir band kia pir peechay say nikal gay
Mujay ghusa aaya usay pakra kata or ka liya
"Kambakht"
P
Submitted by:
sonoo.(0300~66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on
April 09, 2008
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2 + 3 = 8
Kaisay huey?
Bataoo!
Socho !
Aur socho !
Zara damagh use karo !
Zara aur socho !
Nahe pata?
Now stop using your mind.
Mein bata hoon.
Ghalti se huey…
Submitted by:
sonoo.(0300~66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on
April 09, 2008
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Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
hasrat ha aap ko roz dekhne ki,
Per wo kambakht
"MADARI"
aap ko roz lata nahi.
Submitted by:
Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 09, 2008
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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Submitted by:
Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 08, 2008
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Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
Submitted by:
Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on
April 08, 2008
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Aik Kanjos Ke Ghar ko AAg lag gaya. AAg atna phel gaya ke sare ghar ko lapit me leliya.Aor akher me aos ka ghar be jal gaya. Pocha nahi kise keu ke AAg lagne ke bad wo sari rat fair brigad walo ko miss call karta rha.
Submitted by:
shoaib 03459682697 () on
April 08, 2008
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Dad 2 Son:
Dad: when i beat u how do u control ur anger,
Son: i start cleaning toilet,
Dad: How does it satisfy ur anger?
Son: I clean it with ur tooth brush
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KASHIF03006330030 () on
April 08, 2008
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GRAMMER Teacher:
"pappu larkion se baat nhi krta hai" ,
setence mai pappu kia hai??
student's: pappu pagal hai...!
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tania 03443390793 () on
April 08, 2008
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sardar:owey owey teri shadi hogyi?
friend:han
sardar:larki se?
freind:han!larke se bi hoti hai kiya?
sardar:han
meri behen ki jo hui hey:-)
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tania 03443390793 () on
April 08, 2008
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AMERICAN TO SARDAR: Hamari country main 90% shadian emeail se hoti hai.sardar kammal hai hamari to 1% bi email se nhi hoti 100 ki 100% female se hoti hain
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