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Submitted by:
sara (sweet_frebi420) on
January 12, 2009
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GALILEO :GREAT MIND
EINSTIEN:GENIUS MIND
NEWTON:EXTRAORDINARY MIND
BILL GATES:BRILLIANT MIND
ME:MASTER MIND
U:NEVER MIND
JO B PARHE JUST 4 HIM/HER
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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January 11, 2009
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Chooha Billi Se Darta Hai
Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai
Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai
Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai
Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai
Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
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CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on
January 11, 2009
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Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein adha pagal to ho hi gaya hoon.
Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.
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CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110_xxxxxxx8426) on
January 11, 2009
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Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”
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CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110) on
January 11, 2009
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Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love.
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CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110) on
January 11, 2009
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice
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CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110) on
January 11, 2009
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Submitted by:
MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on
January 09, 2009
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jo jeeta wo sikandar..
jo hara wo jail k andar..
jo SMS kare usko jadu ki japhi.
jo na beje us ko BANDAR KI PAPPI..MHSK
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MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on
January 09, 2009
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Aaj mosam may kuch ajeeb si baat hai,
Aaj beqaboo se mere jazbat hain,
Jee chahta hai k tum ko chura loo tum se,
Per MAMA kehti hai k chori kerna buri baat hai..MHSK
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MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on
January 09, 2009
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Shohar. Chalo Tumsay Shadi ker kay mujhe ek to bohat bara faida howa.
BV. kon say fida,
Shohar. Mujhe maray GONAHUN ki saza dunya may hi milrahi hay..MHSK
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MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on
January 09, 2009
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If engineers start making films, the names will be:
Current ho na ho,
Aa ab B.Tech karen,
Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC aapke pas hai,
Fuse lagaya to darna kya,
Engineer no.1,
Engineering koi khel nahi,
Input wale output le jayen
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MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on
January 09, 2009
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Dost hamari dosti kitni pyari,
lakin her kisi ne gadha samajh kar,
Tujhe lat mari,
Kya tujhe pyari nahin dosti hamari?
To phir reply kar warna jhuk ja,
Kyon k ab lat marne ki meri bari..MHSK
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MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on
January 09, 2009
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Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kam kar do,
1 benaam si Mohabbat mere naam kar do,
meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsan kr do,
ghar se Naha k niklo
pooray ilaqay ko hairan kr do..MHSK
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MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on
January 09, 2009
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suno!
phool gir jate hain jab aap ate ho,
phool gir jate hain jab aap ate ho,
ajee! andhe ho kya jo aate jate ho,
gamlon se takrate ho,,,.MHSK
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MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk@live.com) on
January 09, 2009
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1 pyari si surat, masoom sa chehra , thori shararat,
thori mohabat, thori masti, thora maza,
jiski pyari har ek adaa,
uska msg parhne ka shukriya.thanx
MHSK
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