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Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Interviewer : When is your birthday. person: 13th Oct. Interviewer : which year ? Person : U fool! Every year. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Two SARDAR`s robers were fixing a bomb in a bank. And One of them started fixing The other one asked;What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. He replied : Dont worry, We have One more Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 11, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor An Smart officer asking his Personal Secretory : What is the name of your car ? Secretory : I forgot the name, but is starts with T. Officer : Oh,what a Magic; your car starts with Tea ; My car Starts with petrol....., Submitted by: SIBGHAT ULLAH (03468270044@telenor.com) on April 10, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Mouse to Elephent:''2 din kay liye apni chaddi dena.'' ELephent: ha...ha...ha... pehneyga kya?'' Mouse:'Nahi, beti ki shaadi hai, tent lagwana hai.''hehehe Submitted by: Noman farooqi () on April 10, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor May nay 1 batair pakra Pakar kar pinjray may band kardia Magar wo peechay say nikal gay Pir band kia pir peechay say nikal gaya Pir band kia pir peechay say nikal gay Mujay ghusa aaya usay pakra kata or ka liya "Kambakht" P Submitted by: sonoo.(0300~66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on April 09, 2008 Rating: 4.62 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 2 + 3 = 8 Kaisay huey? Bataoo! Socho ! Aur socho ! Zara damagh use karo ! Zara aur socho ! Nahe pata? Now stop using your mind. Mein bata hoon. Ghalti se huey… Submitted by: sonoo.(0300~66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on April 09, 2008 Rating: 4.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi, Aap k siwa koi yaad aata nahi, hasrat ha aap ko roz dekhne ki, Per wo kambakht "MADARI" aap ko roz lata nahi. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 09, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 08, 2008 Rating: 2 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl’s father: “main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray” Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.” Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 08, 2008 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aik Kanjos Ke Ghar ko AAg lag gaya. AAg atna phel gaya ke sare ghar ko lapit me leliya.Aor akher me aos ka ghar be jal gaya. Pocha nahi kise keu ke AAg lagne ke bad wo sari rat fair brigad walo ko miss call karta rha. Submitted by: shoaib 03459682697 () on April 08, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dad 2 Son: Dad: when i beat u how do u control ur anger, Son: i start cleaning toilet, Dad: How does it satisfy ur anger? Son: I clean it with ur tooth brush Submitted by: KASHIF03006330030 () on April 08, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor GRAMMER Teacher: "pappu larkion se baat nhi krta hai" , setence mai pappu kia hai?? student's: pappu pagal hai...! Submitted by: tania 03443390793 () on April 08, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor sardar:owey owey teri shadi hogyi? friend:han sardar:larki se? freind:han!larke se bi hoti hai kiya? sardar:han meri behen ki jo hui hey:-) < Submitted by: tania 03443390793 () on April 08, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor AMERICAN TO SARDAR: Hamari country main 90% shadian emeail se hoti hai.sardar kammal hai hamari to 1% bi email se nhi hoti 100 ki 100% female se hoti hain Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48 49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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