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Funny SMS
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Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on December 30, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

teacher student se: SUCH orrr VEHAM main kya faraq ha
student teacher se:aap humain perrha rahim ha yeah such ha,laken hum perr rahain ha yeah aap ka veham ha

Submitted by: MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on December 28, 2008
Rating: 3.83 out of 5

Ek pathan ki apne baap se kisi baat par jagra ho hua,
usne apne baap ke tasveer Qabrustan ke darakht par latka kar neche likh diya
COMING SOON...MHSK


xxxxxxx4888

Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 27, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Wife: "Meray iraday baray naik hain"
"Aap 1000 main say aik hain ! " Husband: "Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain"
"Pehlay yeh bata baqi k 999 kaun hain... ..?

Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Man 2 h0tel manager: jaldi se chalo meri biwi khirki se k0od kar jaan dena chahti hai!
H0tel manager: so wat can i do?

Man: abey us se khirki nahi khul rahi

Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 27, 2008
Rating: 4.67 out of 5

Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai faraz . . .
Yeh keh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee gaye.

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on December 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

1 pathan ki poetry
na botal main na jar main
na hotel main na ghar main
na bike pe na car main
jo maza nswar main na ishq main na pyar main


Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on December 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

apne ghar ki ik ik cheezse ginta hoon
apne ghar ki ik ik cheese ginta hoon faraz
ik tere aane se pehle ik tere jaane k baad


Submitted by: liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 27, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Sardarji had twins,named
Tin & Martin.
Again had twins,namd
Peter & Repeater.
Again had twins
Max & climax.
Again had twins,
he got fed up & named
stop & fullstop.

Submitted by: Haseeb (al_haseeeb29@yahoo.com xxxxxxx2331) on December 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

tere narmon nazuk hathon ke taqaddus ka khayal ata hai WAsi;
wanra yassu panju mein to hum kisi ko muaaf nahi krte.

Submitted by: Haseeb (al_haseeb29@yahoo.com) on December 27, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

1 kutta dosray se:
oay aj kal jahan rash ho wahan se bhag jaya kr.
2sra: wo q?
1st: salay agar dhamaka ho gya to insano ki mot mare ga..

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Some translations in punjabi.

Yo buddy,wats up? = vay kaka, ay uttay ki tangya va??

Listen buddy,that chick is mine! = O bhao o nikkia kukree meri a...

R U nuts? =Oye tu akhrot aan...?

Rock the party.=watty mar jashan wich..

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Kehte hai Aurat k hath
may barkat hoti ha
Bilkul sahi hai
kyun k 3 inch ki cheez
hath mein do tau 9 inch ki kar deti hai,
Yani k "Chpaati" (rotti)

Submitted by: liaquat ali () on December 26, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Faraz k ghar mein hai
1 chota sa titar..
Wa wa wa...
Faraz k ghar mein hai
1 chota sa titar . . . .
Bari gal kiti a la lo chiter
"=>sil€nt_t€ars"

Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on December 26, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya
tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya





pagloon k stock main naya maaaaal aya

Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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