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Funny SMS
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Submitted by: (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on April 07, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam kardo.
1 benaam c muhabat mere naam kardo.
meri zat pe faqat itna ehsan kardo.
ghar se naha kar niklo or poray ilaqay ko hairaan kardo!

Submitted by: nabeel (sep_sunny@hotmail.com) on April 07, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai

Submitted by: sweet (sweet_girl@yahoo.com) on April 06, 2008
Rating: 3.4 out of 5

dokandar:bahi ap roz new battery Q lety hai.pathan:yara roz mobile pe msg ata hai BATTERY LOW. BATTERY LOW.

Submitted by: Marium () on April 06, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Kiya Amkhein Hain Apki Kia Batain Hain Apki Khuda Nay Apko Kuch Aisa Banaya Samjhoo Shhhhhhhh.. koi hai say bhoot nikal aya ! ! !

Submitted by: shahid (no) on April 05, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5


Hum ho gaye apk bohat sochny k baad,,

Ab kis ko dakhna apko dekhny k baaaaaad?

Duniya choor dein gy apko chorney k baad

Bas Allah maaf kary itna jhoot bolny k baad,,



Submitted by: Aftab khan "03015630097" (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 05, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

Submitted by: Aftab khan "03015630097" (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 04, 2008
Rating: 4.79 out of 5

Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.

Submitted by: Aftab khan "03015630097" (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 04, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Aik admi: Yaar tune apni biwi ko talaak kyon diya?
Sardar: yaar woh bari character less thi
Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi.


Submitted by: Devil (wajahat_124@hotmail.com) on April 04, 2008
Rating: 3.5 out of 5

KOI TOU HOTA....


Main jis k dil ki kitab banta..


Main jis ki chahat ka khuwab banta..

Main hijar k mousam ki lambi ratoon may...

Yaad ban kar azzab banta..

Koi tou hota..

Jo mere khuwaish may uth k ratoon

Submitted by: Devil (wajahat_124@hotmail.com) on April 04, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Tumhare yaad ayee tou tumhara sms padh laita hoon

zaida yaad ayee tou sms kardaita hoon

or agar tumharee awaz sunna hoo tou aik phthar utha kar kutay ko mar daita hoon....!!!!!!!

Submitted by: faisal gondal (0345833497) (www.fm_gondal786@yahoo.com) on April 04, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

i ,m
police officer&
u r under arest.

q k
jitne aap khubsurat ho
itna khubsurst hona qanoonan.
juram he

is lia ap ko dil main umar qaid ki saza di jati he...

Submitted by: Ati 0334-8552989 (LOVE_JUSTYOU@YAHOO.COM) on April 03, 2008
Rating: 4.4 out of 5

Hum ho gaye apk bohat sochny k baad,,

Ab kis ko dakhna apko dekhny k baaaaaad?

Duniya choor dein gy apko chorney k baad

Bas Allah maaf kary itna jhoot bolny k baad,,

Submitted by: Atif 0334-8552989 (LOVE_JUSTYOU@YAHOO.COM) on April 03, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Woh mor mor k hmein dekh rahy thy,aur hum unhen,,




Wo mor mor k humein dekh rahy thy aur hum unhein,,




Kyun k..




Exam me na unhen kuch ata tha aur na humein

Submitted by: shoaib (shoaib9682697@gmail.com) on April 03, 2008
Rating: 4.32 out of 5

Ek chor pathan ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm hanas rahe ho,
Pathan: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.

Submitted by: Fahad (0322-4664658) on April 03, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Mery dukhon ki dhanak me rang na bhar
Mohabat or nafrat ki jang na kar
Khushi mery gham ke sang na kar

"Papu yar tang na kar"
"Papu yar tang na kar"

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