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Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 03, 2010
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don't touch it. ;-(
.
SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so 'I BURN IT' :-)
.
Attitude matters... ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 03, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,

Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?

Larki: Wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai

Maa: Kya?

Larki:

.
.
.
Sameer ;-)

Submitted by: faheem (s.faheem@yahoo.com) on January 31, 2010
Rating: 4.83 out of 5

Gareeb mariz: Dr, mery paas paise nahi hai,aap mera elaj kar dein tu kabhi aapke kaam aaunga

Dr:kya kaam karte ho?


mariz:
qabar khodta hun..;-)

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 29, 2010
Rating: 4.24 out of 5

Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?

Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->

Submitted by: ME & YOU 0300 33 11 426 (soldier_haroon@hotmail.com) on January 28, 2010
Rating: 4 out of 5

I have no trouble with y enemies.

But my god damn friends...

they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.

*KAAKs-BALUCH*

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on January 27, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

A msg for all the students
of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team

Submitted by: omar.xxxxxxx8005 (omar.kk2010) on January 27, 2010
Rating: 3 out of 5

pathan ko rota dekh kar dost ne pocha
kya hua?
pathan;
bohut bara dhoka hogya
mene 2 ton ka A.C liya
ghar akar tola to sirf 25 kilo ka nikla

Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010
Rating: 4.8 out of 5

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..

Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5



A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”


Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010
Rating: 4 out of 5

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5



Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.


Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain

Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5



Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.


Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5



Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.


Submitted by: MSs 0313 440 46 54 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on January 26, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5



Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.


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