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Submitted by: Faisal#2008#0314-6510246 (Bewafa_420@gmail.com) on August 09, 2008
Rating: 3.67 out of 5

Pehle larkian Nimaz parh k soti thein k wo dar na skain,But Now days,wo Make-up Kr k soti hain k dosre na dar jaein,
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Submitted by: [§m§] cHaRTEReD (+92 343 467 6157) on August 09, 2008
Rating: 4.75 out of 5

Girlfriend: Jab humaari shaadi hogi,tou tm mujhe 1 ring do ge Na..?
Srdaar: O zarur dawan ga,ay dass mobile te dawan ya ptcl te?

Submitted by: [§m§] cHaRTEReD 03434676157 (smsdon_007_emimail.com@emimail.com) on August 09, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Dad: beti pehle tm mjhe papa kehti thi,ab dad kehti ho,
Beti: come on dad,papa kehne se lipstick khrab hojati hai.

Submitted by: Hubdar 03012727037 (hubdar_92@yahoo.com) on August 09, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

1 Pathan dozkh se nikla. chupke se janat me dakhil ho gia. Farishtay ne bohot mara. pathan: Oh Bhai main janati hoon main dozkh main Gul Khan se Naswar lene gaya tha.

Submitted by: adnan (sahir_339@yahoo.com) on August 08, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

1 Andha Police me Bharti Honay K Liye Gaya

Officer Ne Poocha
"Tumein Ham Kis Liye Rakhein?"

Andhay Ne Foran Jawab Diya
"Andha Dhund Firing K Liye"


Submitted by: khizar (khizarqureshi@hotmail.com) on August 08, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

People say it's difficult to get friends
Naturally
Because the good ones like you are already mine and
The great ones like me are already yours :)

Submitted by: khizar (khizarqureshi@hotmail.com) on August 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Mera dil tor ker pohnchayi tum ne mere dil ko thais...


Mera dil tor ker pohnchayi tum ne mere dil ko thais...

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Tan Ø = perpendicular over base.

Submitted by: khizar (khizarqureshi@hotmail.com) on August 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Rozy mehshar hasaab hoon gay..
Husn wale kharaab hoon gay..
Bewafaon ki genti ho ge..
Pehli saf mein janab ap hon gay..

Submitted by: Saleem khan (03443745775) on August 08, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Mujhe apno ne lota ghairon me kahan dum thaa, meri hadyaan wahan toti jahan hospital band thaa, mujhe ambulance me nai riksha me bithaya uska kiraya kam thaa, mujhe doctor ne uthaya nurse me kahan dum thaa, mujhe jis bed pe litaya gaya uske niche bom thaa

Submitted by: "Faisal"ANMOL" (0314-6510246 faisal42love@mygamma.com) on August 08, 2008
Rating: 1 out of 5

2 khusray aapas main batain kr rahe thy k achanak 1 gir gaya aur zor zor sy rone lga dosre ne usko tasali di aur kaha uth,FARZANA mard roya nhi krte.
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Submitted by: "Faisal"Red flower (0314-6510246 faisal42love@mygamma.com) on August 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

VIP DISH
1 Kilo dosti ko 10gram smile k sath is tarha milaien k YADAIN hal ho jaen.
Phir 1 sms dal kr rang den.
Aur
Hasbe ZAIQA miss call dain.
"DOSTI TIYAR"
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Submitted by: Bakhtiar Ahmed (bakhtiar.ahmed@yahoo.com) on August 07, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

In " PAKISTAN "
servay was done that, how many GIRLS want friendship with

*** BAKHTIAR ***

Servay Result

5% says = yes
0% says = no

95% says =

"HAMARI AISI QISMAT KAHA"

Submitted by: Anjum da gr8 0307-5481537 () on August 07, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

1 Sheikh 4th floor se nechy gira,girty waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki may apni biwi ko roti pakaty howy dekha tu bolta howa gaya k
"O MERI ROTI NA PAKEENNNN

Submitted by: Anjum da gr8 0307-5481537 () on August 07, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

1 Sardar Mujra dekhny gaya,Dance k bd dancer boli "Hum ne apko khush kia,ab ap humain khush karein"
sardar ne thora socha,phir uth k dance shurun kar di

Submitted by: Anjum da gr8 0307-5481537 () on August 07, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

A Sardar g went to a horse race and was surprised to see so many horses running together in same direction.
He asked the reason.
Answar was that leading horse will win the prize.
Sardar g said "Phir yeh baqi sab kyun Bhag rahy hain"

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