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Submitted by: Afaq 03005409090 () on April 02, 2008 Rating: 2.71 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Na Zuban se Na Miscal se Na Sms se Na Phone se Na Post se Na Email se Direct! DIL SE WAPDA di pain nu "Lun" Submitted by: Afaq 03005409090 () on April 02, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sharif admi ne shadi k bad apni bivi ko bola Aj se tm hi meri zindgi hopyar ho tamana ho Bivi: Mere liae b aj se aap hi EJAZ ho ASAD ho AQEEL ho Submitted by: Afaq 03005409090 () on April 02, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sharif admi ne shadi k bad apni bivi ko bola Aj se tm hi meri zindgi ho pyar ho tamana ho Bivi: Mere liae b aj se aap hi EJAZ ho ASAD ho AQEEL ho Submitted by: Hassan +92-344-6360530 (Deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com) on April 02, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha: 1000 ka note dun to kiya karega? Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga. Main nay kaha ja nahin deta Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Today''s Titanic''s 94 Anniversary..So Every True Lover is Requested..In Memory of Jack and Rose..To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes.. !!! Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet” Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor An indian song: jag sara jag sara nikher gya hun mauja e mauja, sham sawere hun mauja e mauja A pakistani song: judge sarey judge uter gay hun fauja e fauja, sham sawere hun fauja e fauja Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED” Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Please mujhe samajhne ki KOshish Karo Muje mat tang kro, Muje akela chordo, Muje tumse koi taluq nai raKhna, Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha, Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50 51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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