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Submitted by: Usman 0313-xxxxxxx (ghosthunter047@hotmail.com) on January 02, 2009 Rating: 2.88 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ik martba teeeen pagal aik masjid ko dhakka lga rahay the.wo subah se le kar sham tak dhaka lghaty rahee. sham ko ik pagal ander gya wahan per ik admi namaz parh raha tha. pagal ne ja kar us admi ko marna shorou kar dia aur kaha k hum subah se le kar sham Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx8426) on December 31, 2008 Rating: 4.25 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx8426) on December 31, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor whenever u feel sadness in your HEART, blackness in your EYES, paleness on your FACE, fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME". Submitted by: CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx8426) on December 31, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. Submitted by: sufian e mustafa (info@sdfanda.com) on December 30, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ik martba teeeen pagal aik masjid ko dhakka lga rahay the.wo subah se le kar sham tak dhaka lghaty rahee. sham ko ik pagal ander gya wahan per ik admi namaz parh raha tha. pagal ne ja kar us admi ko marna shorou kar dia aur kaha k hum subah se le kar sham Submitted by: Mohammad Ismail (chandioismail.chandio32@gmail.com) on December 30, 2008 Rating: 4.29 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? 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Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Man 2 h0tel manager: jaldi se chalo meri biwi khirki se k0od kar jaan dena chahti hai! H0tel manager: so wat can i do? Man: abey us se khirki nahi khul rahi Submitted by: RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 27, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai faraz . . . Yeh keh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee gaye. Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on December 27, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 pathan ki poetry na botal main na jar main na hotel main na ghar main na bike pe na car main jo maza nswar main na ishq main na pyar main Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50 51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194

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