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Submitted by:
MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (MHSK786@yahoo.com) on
January 04, 2009
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aur bi buhat si cheezen loot chuki hai Dil ke sath,
ye bataya doston ne ishq furmane ke baad,
is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hon me,
ek tere aane se pahle ek tere jane ke baad,...MHSK
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CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110) on
January 02, 2009
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice
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CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx4110) on
January 02, 2009
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Submitted by:
Usman 0313-xxxxxxx (ghosthunter047@hotmail.com) on
January 02, 2009
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ik martba teeeen pagal aik masjid ko dhakka lga rahay the.wo subah se le kar sham tak dhaka lghaty rahee. sham ko ik pagal ander gya wahan per ik admi namaz parh raha tha. pagal ne ja kar us admi ko marna shorou kar dia aur kaha k hum subah se le kar sham
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CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx8426) on
December 31, 2008
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice
Submitted by:
CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx8426) on
December 31, 2008
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
Submitted by:
CH.TAHIR WASEEM (xxxxxxx8426) on
December 31, 2008
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Doubt that the stars are fire,
doubt that the sun doth move,
doubt truth to be a liar,
but never doubt I love.
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sufian e mustafa (info@sdfanda.com) on
December 30, 2008
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ik martba teeeen pagal aik masjid ko dhakka lga rahay the.wo subah se le kar sham tak dhaka lghaty rahee. sham ko ik pagal ander gya wahan per ik admi namaz parh raha tha. pagal ne ja kar us admi ko marna shorou kar dia aur kaha k hum subah se le kar sham
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Mohammad Ismail (chandioismail.chandio32@gmail.com) on
December 30, 2008
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents
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aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on
December 30, 2008
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teacher student se: SUCH orrr VEHAM main kya faraq ha
student teacher se:aap humain perrha rahim ha yeah such ha,laken hum perr rahain ha yeah aap ka veham ha
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MHSK *xxxxxxx4888* (mhsk786@yahoo.com) on
December 28, 2008
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Ek pathan ki apne baap se kisi baat par jagra ho hua,
usne apne baap ke tasveer Qabrustan ke darakht par latka kar neche likh diya
COMING SOON...MHSK
xxxxxxx4888
Submitted by:
RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 27, 2008
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Wife: "Meray iraday baray naik hain"
"Aap 1000 main say aik hain ! " Husband: "Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain"
"Pehlay yeh bata baqi k 999 kaun hain... ..?
Submitted by:
RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 27, 2008
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Man 2 h0tel manager: jaldi se chalo meri biwi khirki se k0od kar jaan dena chahti hai!
H0tel manager: so wat can i do?
Man: abey us se khirki nahi khul rahi
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RANA SAHAB (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 27, 2008
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Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai faraz . . .
Yeh keh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee gaye.
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aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on
December 27, 2008
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1 pathan ki poetry
na botal main na jar main
na hotel main na ghar main
na bike pe na car main
jo maza nswar main na ishq main na pyar main
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