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Submitted by: Hassan +92-344-6360530 (deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com) on April 02, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

Submitted by: Afaq 03005409090 () on April 02, 2008
Rating: 2.71 out of 5

Na Zuban se
Na Miscal se
Na Sms se
Na Phone se
Na Post se
Na Email se

Direct!

DIL SE



WAPDA di pain nu "Lun"





Submitted by: Afaq 03005409090 () on April 02, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sharif admi ne shadi k bad apni bivi ko bola
Aj se tm hi meri zindgi hopyar ho tamana ho

Bivi: Mere liae b aj se aap hi EJAZ ho ASAD ho AQEEL ho



Submitted by: Afaq 03005409090 () on April 02, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sharif admi ne shadi k bad apni bivi ko bola
Aj se tm hi meri zindgi ho pyar ho tamana ho

Bivi: Mere liae b aj se aap hi EJAZ ho ASAD ho AQEEL ho



Submitted by: Hassan +92-344-6360530 (Deepdreamz_love@yahoo.com) on April 02, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

A sardarji Doctor falls
in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister….

Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Today''s Titanic''s 94 Anniversary..So Every True Lover is Requested..In Memory of Jack and Rose..To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes.. !!!

Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

An indian song: jag sara jag sara nikher gya
hun mauja e mauja, sham sawere hun mauja e mauja
A pakistani song: judge sarey judge uter gay
hun fauja e fauja, sham sawere hun fauja e fauja

Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”

Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,

Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan

EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki

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