Free SMS » Mobilink SMS » Ufone SMS » Telenor SMS » Warid SMS » Insta SMS » Paktel SMS Submit SMS Message SMS Messages » Anniversary SMS » Birthday SMS » Christmas SMS » Cool SMS » Dreams SMS » Eid Mubarak SMS » Flirt SMS » Friendship SMS » Funny SMS » Getwell Soon SMS » Good Luck SMS » Good Morning SMS » Good Night SMS » Independence SMS » Islamic SMS » Love SMS » Missing You SMS » Mothers Day SMS » New Year SMS » Urdu SMS Home - SMS Messages - Funny SMS Funny SMS Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50 51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Book khulty hi Exam ka sama hota hai... Aise mausam mein hi tu Dimag kharab hota hai. Dimag ki baatein paper pe nahi aati.... Ye FASANA tu mark sheet pe bayan hota ha...... Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor An old man tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?" "I'm eighty-four, " answered the old man. Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Tum Haste Raho,o Haste Raho,o Haste Raho,o Haste Raho.muskuratay Raho,sada Khilkhilate Raho,kush Raho,mera Kya Hay,loog Tum Hain Hi ! Pagal Kahenge ! Ha !ha! Ha!. Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Promise me we are the true friends. 1: I am lamp you rare light 2: I am coke u r spirit 3: I am sawan u r badal 4: I am normal u r pagal 5: I am water u r tanki 6: I am tarzan u r monkey Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share! Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 2.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Life can be hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark Friendship is a promise made in the heart - silently, unwritten, unbreakable by distance, unchangeable by time. Take care always belovedfriend. Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Jab subha jago to kalma-e-tayyeba padho Jab pani pine lago to Bismillah padho Jab muje dekho to Masha Allah padho Jab aaena dekho to Lahol Wala Quwwat padho Submitted by: SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on December 26, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor i'm d best i can prove it i can c the tea in tea cup can u c the world in world cup? i can send my address 2 ur mobile can u send ur mobile 2 my address?? Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on December 25, 2008 Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor love========= l======lose of money o======out of mind v======vaste of time e======end of life so don't love Submitted by: aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on December 25, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor earth may stop rotating,,, birds may stop flying,,,,, candels may stop melting,, fishes may stop swimming,, heart may stop beating,,,, but ur brain not start working Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50 51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192

SMS2PK.com is not affiliated in any way with Mobilink, UFone, Insta, Paktel, Warid or Telenor. Division of Avonix.com - Website by Zahid