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Submitted by:
liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 24, 2008
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3 mouse wre boasting abt their bravery
Mouse1: I poisoned the dogs meat Mouse2: I ate cheese from the trap
Mouse3: oK Guys I'm leaving, i've a date with cat!
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liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 24, 2008
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Philosophy of BOYS
Flirt with fool girls
Frndship with beautiful girls Contact with rich girls
Love with sincere girls & marriage with
Jese AMMI ki Mrzi@e
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (American) on
December 24, 2008
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wo mujhy kabhi kitab,
tu kabhi gulab likhta hy,
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kiya us nalaik ko nahi pata ke
main insaan hoo?
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aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on
December 24, 2008
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sardar ki shaayeri
khirki se dekha tu bahir koi nahin tha
wah WaH wAh
bahir ja k dekha tu khirkhi main koi nahin tha
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aiza malik ( aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on
December 24, 2008
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teacher: tum late q aye ho
student: ammi abu lar rahe thay...
teacher: tu es main tumhara kya kam tha
student:mera 1 joota ammi k pas orr doosra abbu k pas tha
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (American) on
December 24, 2008
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Ek pathan bahut pareshan betha tha,
kisi ne poocha khan sab kiyo pareshan ho?
pathan: oyee hum bahut pareshan hy
ke jab main mar jayga tu farishton
sy kaisy bat karonga mujhy tu sirf pushto ati hy.......
Submitted by:
sheri (sherazmalik123@hotmail.com) on
December 23, 2008
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us ko ana ho ga to khud he aa jaye gi faraz
youn bathroom main beth kr zor lagane ka kya faiyeda
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aiza malik (aizamalik63) on
December 23, 2008
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a sardar & his wife waiting 4 da train
during dis khayber mail was arrival
sardar ran & catch da train after catching da train he shouted
ven khayber female ll come den u come in that train
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aiza amlik ( aizamalik63@yahoo.com) on
December 23, 2008
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1 makhi 1 ganjey k sir pe ja k baith gaye
doosri makhi ne dekha tu boli
wah kia ghar mila ha
pehli makhi nahi.... abhi tu sirf plaat kharida ha
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aiza malik (aizamalik63) on
December 23, 2008
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pepsi is a word of love
p 4 pyar
e 4 ehsas
p 4 paglpan
s 4 sabar
i 4 ishq
aap sab kuch le sakte ha
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sirf 12RS main
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Subtain(xxxxxxx4654)M.S.S () on
December 22, 2008
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yun aieno se kab tak dil behalo gay
Jab koi nahin hoga ko khud to tanha pao gay
choti eid to chalo guzar gai lekin
wada karo barri eid pe zaror nahao gay
Submitted by:
Subtain(xxxxxxx4654)M.S.S (snsitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 22, 2008
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Apne ghar ki ik ik cheez ginta hun
Apne ghar ki ik ik cheez ginta hun faraz
ik tere anay se pahle ik tere janay k baad
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Subtain(xxxxxxx4654)M.S.S (snsitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 22, 2008
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Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Laga..
Begum Ne Sheikh Sahab Se Poocha:
Kuch Huwa To Nahi..??
Sheikh Sahab Ne Kaha Mujhe Kuch Nahi Huwa,
Bahir Ja Kar Dekho Units Kitne Giray Hain..
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Subtain(xxxxxxx4654)M.S.S (snsitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 22, 2008
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Sardar: Iss Shishey Ki Kya Guarantee Hai??
Shopkeeper: Aap Iss Ko 100th Floor Se Nichay Girao,
Yeh Mirror 99 Floor Tak Nahi Tootega..
Sardar: Wow!! Yaar Pack Kar Do..
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Subtain(xxxxxxx4654)M.S.S (snsitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 22, 2008
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Aik Pathan ki poetry.
Na botal main, Na jar main.
Na hotl main, na bar main.
Na bike pe, na car main.
Jo maza he "Niswar" mein na Ishq mein na pyar mein.
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