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Her Friend asked - what you are doing. She said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping. Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A Srdar G got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in a new style ''''From today you are going to share your life with a Manager '''' Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A SINCERE TRAFFIC POLICE MAN WAS SUSPENDED FROM HIS JOB. WHY? HE CHARGED THE AMBULANCE FOR OVER SPPED Submitted by: Aftab khan *03015630097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor ENGINEERS MARTE NAHI.... ZINDA DAFNAYE JATE HAI........ HAR 6 MAHINO ME TADPAYE JATE HAI........ KAFAN KHOL KE DEKHO.... TOH WO KABR ME BHI ASSIGNMENT LIKHTE PAYE JATE HAI..... Submitted by: shan(0321 6255420) (walkon_flowers@yahoo.com) on April 01, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor o mery tay gusa ker di ayee har waley mery naal lr di aye gora chita rang aye oda har welay apni tarifaan ker di ayee Submitted by: waqar(0322-4207565) (waqar4u_5@yahoo.com) on March 31, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Shadi se phele larka: DARLING!! Tum nahi tu ma nahi… Aur Ma nahi tu tum nahi… Shadi ka baad larka: Oyee bagum!! Aaj ya tu nahi ya ma nahhi… Submitted by: Aftab khan ***03015630097*** (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on March 31, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega. Submitted by: Aftab khan ***03015630097*** (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on March 31, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Mere dukkhon ki kahani mein rung na bhar'' Muhabbat aur nafrat ki jung na kar'' Khushi mere ghum kay sung na kar'' Its mean Pappu yaar tung na kar Submitted by: Aftab khan ***03015630097*** (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on March 31, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai? Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai Submitted by: Aftab khan ***03015630097*** (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on March 31, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain: Submitted by: Aftab khan ***03015630097*** (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on March 31, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Close ur eyes n think about yourself, ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks Now open your eyes Free main HORROR film dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo;-) Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 31, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor zindgi bay hal hai. sur hai na tall hai. messege box b kangal hai. kia aap ki sms factory main hartall hai. yar kuch to behjo ye mery mobile ki zindgi ka sawal hai...... shahid............... Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 31, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c shahid.... Submitted by: Afaq (03005409090) () on March 30, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sharif admi ne shadi k bad apni bivi ko bola Aj se tm hi meri zindgi hopyar ho tamana ho Bivi: Mere liae b aj se aap hi EJAZ ho ASAD ho AQEEL ho Submitted by: Afaq (03005409090) () on March 30, 2008 Rating: 4.93 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Na Zuban se Na Miscal se Na Sms se Na Phone se Na Post se Na Email se Direct! 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