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Submitted by:
SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 26, 2008
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Book khulty hi Exam ka sama hota hai...
Aise mausam mein hi tu Dimag kharab hota hai.
Dimag ki baatein paper pe nahi aati....
Ye FASANA tu mark sheet pe bayan hota ha......
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SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 26, 2008
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An old man tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"
"I'm eighty-four, " answered the old man.
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SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 26, 2008
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Tum Haste Raho,o Haste Raho,o Haste Raho,o Haste Raho.muskuratay Raho,sada Khilkhilate Raho,kush Raho,mera Kya Hay,loog Tum Hain Hi ! Pagal Kahenge ! Ha !ha! Ha!.
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SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 26, 2008
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Promise me we are the true friends.
1: I am lamp you rare light
2: I am coke u r spirit
3: I am sawan u r badal
4: I am normal u r pagal
5: I am water u r tanki
6: I am tarzan u r monkey
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SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 26, 2008
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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
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SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 26, 2008
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Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!
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SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 26, 2008
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Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible
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SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 26, 2008
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Life can be hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark Friendship is a promise made in the heart - silently, unwritten, unbreakable by distance, unchangeable by time. Take care always belovedfriend.
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SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 26, 2008
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Jab subha jago to kalma-e-tayyeba padho
Jab pani pine lago to Bismillah padho
Jab muje dekho to Masha Allah padho
Jab aaena dekho to Lahol Wala Quwwat padho
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SubteeN(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 26, 2008
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i'm d best
i can prove it
i can c the tea in tea cup
can u c the world in world cup?
i can send my address 2 ur mobile
can u send ur mobile 2 my address??
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aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on
December 25, 2008
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love=========
l======lose of money
o======out of mind
v======vaste of time
e======end of life
so
don't love
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aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on
December 25, 2008
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earth may stop rotating,,,
birds may stop flying,,,,,
candels may stop melting,,
fishes may stop swimming,,
heart may stop beating,,,,
but
ur brain not start working
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aiza malik (aizamalik63@yhoo.com) on
December 25, 2008
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1 chinese bacha apne pakistani dost se:::
yar mere abbu ki death ho gaye ha
pakistani ohh yar chinese cheeso ka yeahi tu masala ha
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SoNu! (0314-xxxxxxx text me 2 get more...) on
December 24, 2008
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dulhey ka joota chupaney ki rasm per ,
aik sale ne kaha mein 1100 lon gi,
dosri ne kaha mein 2100 loon gi ,
itney mein aik sardaar aya os ko asal baat ka pata nahi tha BOLa,
2300 ley lo os mein FM b hai
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liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 24, 2008
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3 mouse wre boasting abt their bravery
Mouse1: I poisoned the dogs meat Mouse2: I ate cheese from the trap
Mouse3: oK Guys I'm leaving, i've a date with cat!
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