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It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! Submitted by: //ost //anted (sarang_ocian143@yahoo.com) on March 30, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor thapar mar k naraz wife se husband bolainsan usey marta hai jise wo pyar karta hai. wife husband ko 2 thapar mar k boli aap kia samajhtey hai ke main aap se pyar nahin karti. Submitted by: shumila khan 03437220280 (shumila_khan25) on March 29, 2008 Rating: 4.28 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Neend jab muje Aagosh mein laiti he, Apka chehra nigahoon mein bas jata he, Ek dam se meri aankh khul jati he, DIL se ye AWAZ aati he, "AMMI BHOOOT Submitted by: iffi (iffil@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor girl of 1985: Mom mian jeans Pehn loon? MoM: Naheen Beta, log kya kahengay. girl of 2008: Mom main Short Skirt Pehn loon? Mom: Pehn lo Beta,,Kuch to Pehn lo Submitted by: iffi (iffil@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Mom: what would you like to be when you grow uppp?? Beti: Maa banu gi, Parhaai karoongi, Shaadi karoongi aur kya. Mom: Jo ji main aaye karo magar zara tarteeb theek rakhna Submitted by: pakeeza(pinky) (tweety_sweety_goloo@hotmail.com) on March 29, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Gali gali ma charcha tere ha, School ma jaon parcha tera ho, Khuda kare apni dosti ka yah aaalam ho, K shoping ma karon or kharcha tera ho ;-) Submitted by: pakeeza(pinky) (tweety_sweety_goloo@hotmail.com) on March 29, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Gali gali ma charcha tere ha, School ma jaon parcha tera ho, Khuda kare apni dosti ka yah aaalam ho, K shoping ma karon or kharcha tera ho ;-) Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor tu chander mukhi main sooraj mukhi. tu mujh say dukhi main tujh say dukhi. kothay say shalang laga day. tu b sukhi main b sukhi.... shahid........ Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teacher."I killed a person"convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail". shahid........ Submitted by: Muhmmad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. shahid...... Submitted by: Muhmmad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Maan beti say"aray ye kibab peelay peelay say hain aur karway bi beti"amman!aap ne hi to kha tha k jab koi cheez jal jaey tu usse Burnal laga dia jaey." shahid............. Submitted by: nazia seher (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on March 28, 2008 Rating: 4.76 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor bandariya: mom mera dulha kuan hai? plz meri shadi kara do na. Mom: dekh tera dulha sms parh raha ha agar muskuraye tu samajh shadi paki! Submitted by: nazia seher (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on March 28, 2008 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor pehle aap taiz barish ki tarha msg kartay thay, phir rim jhim ki tarha huway, or ab kabhi kabhi boonda baandi ki tarha, lekin ayenda khushk sali tu nahi honay wali ha na? Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52 53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109

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