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Submitted by: Altaf (AWAN)03455910858 () on March 30, 2008
Rating: 3.33 out of 5

Mother: beti rishta pasand aya
Beti: ji han lekin larka mota hy
Mother:
Beti TV 14" ka ho ya 40" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hy

Submitted by: H.UMER (pkmOOn_2006@yahoo.com) on March 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

jazz manu main khus amdeed
MANGNI
k lye 1 dabain,

SHADI
K lye 2 dabain,

TALAQ
K lye 3 dabain,
our mushkilloon se

NIJAAT
k lye apna gala dabain.
thank you
&qu

Submitted by: Aftab khan 03015630097 (desertonflow92@hotmail.com) on March 30, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Submitted by: //ost //anted (sarang_ocian143@yahoo.com) on March 30, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

thapar mar k naraz wife se husband bolainsan usey marta hai jise wo pyar karta hai. wife husband ko 2 thapar mar k boli aap kia samajhtey hai ke main aap se pyar nahin karti.


Submitted by: shumila khan 03437220280 (shumila_khan25) on March 29, 2008
Rating: 4.28 out of 5

Neend jab muje Aagosh mein laiti he,
Apka chehra nigahoon mein bas jata he,
Ek dam se meri aankh khul jati he,
DIL se ye AWAZ aati he,
"AMMI BHOOOT

Submitted by: iffi (iffil@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

girl of 1985: Mom mian jeans Pehn loon?
MoM: Naheen Beta, log kya kahengay.

girl of 2008: Mom main Short Skirt Pehn loon?
Mom: Pehn lo Beta,,Kuch to Pehn lo

Submitted by: iffi (iffil@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Mom: what would you like to be when you grow uppp??
Beti: Maa banu gi, Parhaai karoongi, Shaadi karoongi aur kya.
Mom: Jo ji main aaye karo magar zara tarteeb theek rakhna

Submitted by: pakeeza(pinky) (tweety_sweety_goloo@hotmail.com) on March 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Gali gali ma charcha tere ha,
School ma jaon parcha tera ho,
Khuda kare apni dosti ka yah aaalam ho,
K shoping ma karon or kharcha tera ho ;-)

Submitted by: pakeeza(pinky) (tweety_sweety_goloo@hotmail.com) on March 29, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Gali gali ma charcha tere ha,
School ma jaon parcha tera ho,
Khuda kare apni dosti ka yah aaalam ho,
K shoping ma karon or kharcha tera ho ;-)

Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

tu chander mukhi main sooraj mukhi. tu mujh say dukhi main tujh say dukhi. kothay say shalang laga day. tu b sukhi main b sukhi....
shahid........

Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Teacher."I killed a person"convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
shahid........

Submitted by: Muhmmad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
shahid......

Submitted by: Muhmmad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 29, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Maan beti say"aray ye kibab peelay peelay say hain aur karway bi
beti"amman!aap ne hi to kha tha k jab koi cheez jal jaey tu usse
Burnal laga dia jaey."
shahid.............

Submitted by: nazia seher (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on March 28, 2008
Rating: 4.76 out of 5

bandariya: mom mera dulha kuan hai? plz meri shadi kara do na.
Mom: dekh tera dulha sms parh raha ha agar muskuraye tu samajh shadi paki!

Submitted by: nazia seher (uglygirl4450@yahoo.com) on March 28, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

pehle aap taiz barish ki tarha msg kartay thay,
phir rim jhim ki tarha huway,
or ab kabhi kabhi boonda baandi ki tarha,
lekin ayenda khushk sali tu nahi honay wali ha na?

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