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If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist! Submitted by: liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 20, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Taj Mahal dekh kar Bola SHAH-JAHAN ka POTA Taj Mahal dekh kar Bola SHAH-JAHAN ka POTA , , , *Apna B Bank Balance Hota Agar "DADA" AAshiq na hota. Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (American) on December 19, 2008 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Viva: Sardar: khan sahib duniya ka sab sy mushkil tareen kam kon sa hy? pathan: sab sy mushkil kam Sochna hy. sardar: Congratulation ! you have passed....... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (American) on December 17, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor agar pathatan news cast kary tu:?? aj ek khud hamla awar ny khud ko market men bomb sy ura liya, hamla war ke elawa sab halaak hogay... H A R O O N Submitted by: liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 17, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor An Announcement in P.I.A Aircraft: Mr. President, We are about to Land, Could you Please Put Sherry Rehman On HER Seat, Thank you...!! Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 17, 2008 Rating: 4.87 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Pathan Names: Born in JUNGLE: SHER KHAN In Summer: Sharbat Khan In WAR: BAROOD KHAN Near 0cean: SAMANDAR KHAN Near garden: GUL KHAN With abnormal features ; AJAB KHAN Born in anger : Ghazab khan born in horror: Haybat Kh Submitted by: liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 17, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Sardar goes 2 gulabo's home n knocks da door, Gulabo: Kaun ? Sardar: Main ! Gulabo: Main kaun ? Sardar: Tu gulabo hor kaun !!! Submitted by: liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 16, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A pathan was playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI" Shahruk Khan asked.APNE BAAP KA NAAM BATAO. Pathan replied,"HUM KO PAGAL SAMAJHTI HE KYA ? PEHLE 4 OPTION TO DiYO.@ Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 15, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Dunia ka sitam Taqdeer ka gum har hal me sehna parta hai Shikway bhi zuban pe attay hain khamosh bhi rehna parta hai.... Submitted by: MUHAMMAD MUBIN (muhammad_mubin_mughal@yahoo.com) on December 15, 2008 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana: Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 14, 2008 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Kaash ke Scientist sary Pathan hoty, na hoti unhen aqal na bana sakty wo bomb..... Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 14, 2008 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Khan sahib Aqalmand or bewaquf men kiya farq hy??? Pathan: oye such poocho tu aqalmand hamesha pareshan hoty hen or bewaquf hamesha la parwah hoty hen, man: oh tu isi liye ap ko koi parwah hi nahi........ Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 14, 2008 Rating: 1.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl: men tum sy ek condiotion men dosti karoongi, Boy: nothin' is impossible for me batao, Girl: men apko 20 chinese logon k name deti hoo, mujhy sirf itna batao ke male name kahan hy and female name kahan hy......??? Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 14, 2008 Rating: 4.67 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor boy: men tumahary liye apna sab kuch chor sakta hoo, Education, parents, business, friends, country, tum kiya kar sakti ho mere liye??? Girl: just previous boyfriend chor sakti hoo................. < Pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53 54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193

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