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Submitted by: Aftab khan(xxxxxxx0097) (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Best Message Of The Year: Women Live A Better, Longer & Peaceful Life.. !! Why? Very Simple&&&.. A Woman Does Not Have A Wife

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Wo maangti thi main deta na tha Jawab uss k sawalon ka Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya Haath se phool gulab ka Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo Deedar mere husne shabab ka Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata ha!!! Kaano mein ik ik lafz j

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Gents toilet me likha tha "Aap ka Mustaqbil aap k Haathoon me ha" Ladies toilet me likha tha "Apney Mustaqbil me Ungliyian na marain

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Wife saw Sign Board Nylon saree Rs.8 Cotton saree Rs.5 Banarasi saree Rs.10 Wife: Give me Rs.500. I'll buy 50 sarees Husband: Andhi ye Dhobi ki Dukan ha.

Submitted by: liaquat xxxxxxx2173 (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2008
Rating: 3 out of 5

Aj boys ne 2 faislay kiye hain:- Pehla faisla: Aaj say kisi AJNABI lrki ko lift nhi krwain gay. Doosra: Aaj say kisi lrki ko AJNABI nhi smjhain gay!

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 13, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Wife : Agar mein bohat kamyabi k saath Pakistan ki sub se oonchi chowti K-2 per charh jaon to tum mujhay kya do gay ?


Husband : Dhakka !

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 12, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

khan sahib apko sab se ziyada
kis sy muhabbat hy
Mother?
Father?
Brother?
Sister?
Son?
Daughter?


.
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Pathan:oye khana khana kharab hum ko Sood sy muhabbat hy....

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 12, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Pathan sab sy ziyada masroof
kab hota hy?
.
.
guess waht?
.
.
.
jab wo sochta hy tab...

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 12, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

khan sahib ap itny khush kiyoo hen?

pathan: aj hum ny history badal di,
log kehten hen pathan bol nahi sakty,
aj hum English bola or sary American hairan reh gay,
un ko kuch samajh nahi aaya...

Submitted by: HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (sms-creative) on December 12, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Khan sahib agar koi haseena apko
shaadi ka offer kary tu??

pathan: oye qasam ham phir 4 ki bajay 6 puri nawar khaega....

Submitted by: zohaib (south_asian2007@yahoo.com) on December 12, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

1 pathan motorwy pr cigratte pita howa bagh rha tha k us se kisi ne pocha ye kya kr rhy ho?
PATHAN: mei ye dekh raha honn k 1 cigratte kitne kilometers chalti hai

Submitted by: Muskaan@DiL (shaista_anees@yahoo.com) on December 09, 2008
Rating: 2.5 out of 5

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?


Submitted by: waqas ahmed (faisal_ayaz82@yahoo.com) on December 09, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Girl to Boy : Shadi k liye
konsi date rakhen

Boy : 22 December

Girl : koi khas waja

Boy : han
SAAL ki sb se lambi
raat hai eis liye


Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 08, 2008
Rating: 3.33 out of 5

tEACHER : wAT IS
DIFFERENCE B/W

1. Call Girl
2. Girl frnd
3. Wife

Student

1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Zond (1 number free sari Life saari raat )

Submitted by: liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on December 08, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

A reporter asked
NASEEBO LAL What is
the main reason for
divorce ?

Naseebo replied "MARRIAGE"

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