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Submitted by:
Subtain(xxxxxxx4654)M.S.S (snsitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 22, 2008
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Aik Pathan Naya Naya Doctor Bana
Doctor Ban'ne K Baad Us Ne Pehla Operation Kia
Operation Theater Se Nikal Ker Kehta Ha
Ya ALLAH ! Mera Pehla GIFT Qabool Kerna
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Subtain(xxxxxxx4654)M.S.S (snsitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 22, 2008
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1st pathan: oye tu mujhe sab msg 2,2 bar kyun bhejta hay?
2nd pathan: kyun k agar tu aik kisi aur ko forward bhe kardayga to dosra to tery pass rahy ga na......
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Subtain(xxxxxxx4654)M.S.S (snsitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 22, 2008
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yo har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,, yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,, ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do, ik benam si mohabbat mere naam
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SubtEEn(xxxxxxx4654) (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on
December 21, 2008
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pyar zindagi ki zarorat hain
jinay ki liay khubsorat hai
aghar pyar say jina hain to
kia mushkel or kia majboryat hain
yeh hai pyar aghar koi samjay
but.......................................
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liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 20, 2008
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"ITS A GIRLS WORLD"
-If a Girl laughs Loudly she is cheerful,
-If Boy Laughs Loudly he's Mannerless!
-If Girl talks Sweetly she is charmin,
-If Boy talks Sweetly he's a Flirt.
-If a girl is shopping she's Trend
Submitted by:
Aftab khan *xxxxxxx0097* (desertonflow92@hotmail.com***desertonflow92@yahoo.com) on
December 20, 2008
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Submitted by:
liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 20, 2008
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Taj Mahal dekh kar Bola
SHAH-JAHAN ka POTA
Taj Mahal dekh kar Bola
SHAH-JAHAN ka POTA , , ,
*Apna B Bank Balance Hota Agar "DADA" AAshiq na hota.
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (American) on
December 19, 2008
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Viva:
Sardar: khan sahib duniya ka sab
sy mushkil tareen kam kon sa hy?
pathan: sab sy mushkil kam Sochna hy.
sardar: Congratulation !
you have passed.......
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HAROON-xxxxxxx1426 (American) on
December 17, 2008
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agar pathatan news cast kary tu:??
aj ek khud hamla awar ny khud ko market men
bomb sy ura liya, hamla war ke elawa sab halaak hogay...
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liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 17, 2008
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An Announcement in P.I.A Aircraft: Mr. President,
We are about to Land,
Could you Please Put Sherry Rehman On HER Seat, Thank you...!!
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liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) fsd (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 17, 2008
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Pathan Names:
Born in JUNGLE: SHER KHAN In Summer: Sharbat Khan
In WAR: BAROOD KHAN
Near 0cean: SAMANDAR KHAN
Near garden: GUL KHAN
With abnormal features ; AJAB KHAN
Born in anger : Ghazab khan
born in horror: Haybat Kh
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liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 17, 2008
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Sardar goes 2 gulabo's home
n knocks da door,
Gulabo: Kaun ?
Sardar: Main !
Gulabo: Main kaun ?
Sardar: Tu gulabo hor kaun !!!
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liaquat xxxxxxx2173 jrw (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 16, 2008
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A pathan was playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Shahruk Khan asked.APNE BAAP KA NAAM BATAO.
Pathan replied,"HUM KO PAGAL SAMAJHTI HE KYA ? PEHLE 4 OPTION TO DiYO.@
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liaquat (xxxxxxx2173) (liaquat_002@yahoo.com) on
December 15, 2008
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Dunia ka sitam Taqdeer ka gum
har hal me sehna parta hai
Shikway bhi zuban pe attay hain
khamosh bhi rehna parta hai....
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MUHAMMAD MUBIN (muhammad_mubin_mughal@yahoo.com) on
December 15, 2008
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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:
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