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Submitted by: sonoo(0300-66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on March 25, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sardar was climbing up the tree
monkey: Darakht pe kyon aye ho
sardar: apple khanay
monkey: Par yeh to aam ka darakht hai
sardar: Tu apple sath laya hoon


Submitted by: sonoo(0300-66,87,707) (sonoo707@yahoo.com) on March 25, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Do a magic trick
1 glass thanda pani apne sath baithy hoye bandy
kae sar par dalain,
ye thanda pani usko garam kar dega...
TRY IT! AT YOUR OWN RISK...


Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 25, 2008
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
shahid.....

Submitted by: n (adnan_99narang@yahoo.com) on March 24, 2008
Rating: 4.2 out of 5


Har Khushi hansi mangy apse,,
Har phool Khusbu mangey apse,,
Itni Roshni ho apki zindage me k,,
Khud "WAPDA" waly connection mangein apse,,!



Submitted by: inayat (inayat_shakir@yahoo.com) on March 24, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. all were busy except one sardar ji. he wrotes "due to rain no match"

Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (03457737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 24, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha.
shahid........

Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (0345-7737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 24, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Maa apnay Betay ko aasman say zameen per laati hay or Wife ussi Betay
ko zameen say zair-e-zameen pohancha daite hay.

shahid....

Submitted by: Muhammad Shahid (0345-7737193) (m.shahidjan_1986@yahoo.com) on March 24, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
shahid....

Submitted by: Iftikhar Alam 0346-3550943 (casio1112_sony1224@hotmail.com) on March 23, 2008
Rating: 4 out of 5

Devil school attendance:
Yajooj Majooj
Yes Sir!
Zakuta
Yes Sir!
Dracula
Yes Sir!
Bilbatori..
Bilbatori..
Bilbatori..
Message parhna choro pehlay present bolo.


Submitted by: Atif 0334-8552989 (LOVE_JUSTYOU@YAHOO.COM) on March 22, 2008
Rating: 3.75 out of 5

Har Khushi hansi mangy apse,,
Har phool Khusbu mangey apse,,
Itni Roshni ho apki zindage me k,,
Khud "WAPDA" waly connection mangein apse,,!

Submitted by: Atif 0334-8552989 (LOVE_JUSTYOU@YAHOO.COM) on March 22, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Wife:India jana to Saarian Bhejana,
Dubai jana to Jewelary,,
France Jana to Perfume
Husband ne Ghusy se kaha aur agar Dozakh mein joan to kiya bhejon??
Wife:Apni Video

Submitted by: Atif 0334-8552989 (LOVE_JUSTYOU@YAHOO.COM) on March 22, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai

Submitted by: muhammad Zubair Bhatti 03337245649 (Rahil_zubair@yahoo.com) on March 22, 2008
Rating: 0 out of 5

Gali gali ma charcha tere ha,
School ma jaon parcha tera ho,
Khuda kare apni dosti ka yah aaalam ho,
K shoping ma karon or kharcha tera ho ;-)



Submitted by: mani (mani818@yahoo.com) on March 21, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Gali gali ma charcha tere ha,
School ma jaon parcha tera ho,
Khuda kare apni dosti ka yah aaalam ho,
K shoping ma karon or kharcha tera ho ;-)

Submitted by: Khalid Mehmood (Khalid_mehmood2@yahoo.com) on March 21, 2008
Rating: 5 out of 5

Sine me dil,
dil me dard,
dard me yaqin,
yaqin me khyal,
khyal me khwab,
khwab me tasveer,
tasveer me sirf aap,
itna DARAWNA KHWAB...
baap re baap...

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